The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Bragging criminal fails to impress petrol station cashier.
• Protests continue as Jack the Ripper museum fails to adequately convey plight of suffragettes.
• Company refuses to collect skip containing light aircraft.
• Rotting fish corpse thought to be prop from low budget film 'Pikenado!'

Also revealed: We discuss the merits of the Natural History Museum...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Serial gardener wanted by police.
• Beloved lawn ornament makes a break for freedom.
• Notorious Norfolk biker gang believed to be behind string of broken marriages.
• Unconfirmed sightings of weaponised falcon reported over Kent.

Also revealed: Rob camps it up...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Course designed for able-bodied to experience disability branded offensive and tasteless.
• Man claims to have domesticated seagull.
• Jeremy Hunt delayed response to #ImInWorkJeremy backlash due to extended weekend break.
• Woman hunted down by supermarket chain following mouldy sweetcorn complaint.

Also revealed: We drop some hints...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Investigative journalist secures exclusive interview with woman during act of public urination.
• Man fails to explain unexpected erection following supermarket trip.
• Melodramatic mother manages to ruin son's birthday yet again.
• Big cats in Gloucestershire believed to have acquired firearms.

Also revealed: The Woodland Murder Detectives face an uncertain future...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Dinosaur eggs designed to 'inspire imagination' triggers state of panic among children in primary school.
• Residents express anger after neighbour's extension blocks out sun.
• Michael Jackson impersonator struggles to light candle.
• Party members throw backing behind 'Vote Labour and Win a Microwave!' slogan ahead of the 2020 election.

Also revealed: Rob tells some 'jokes'...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Fossil hunter finds dog sized dinosaur skeleton in Wales.
• Family request information after theft of hideous garden ornament.
• Local vigilante remains anonymous despite revealing identity.
• Man loses perspective after close encounter with pike.

Also revealed: We reveal a cunning plan...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Production company needlessly slaughters dinosaur to promote film.
• Reputable door-to-door fish salesman vilified by police.
• Buzzard continues reign of terror in local park.
• Driver claims severe damage to car following accident appeared to aid performance.

Also revealed: We discuss the benefits of electoral fraud...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• NHS cuts hit hard in Scotland.
• Davis Attenborough apologises for wanton destruction of theme park model.
• New record price set for bottle of Cherryade by Welshman.
• Adult cinema withdraws concessionary membership for under 18s.

Also revealed: We extinguish the camp fire...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Unexplained rise in anti-social behaviour linked to guest ale in South East London.
• Middle class revealed to be stealing from John Lewis for fun.
• Woman denies being hero after strangling woodland creature.
• Fantasist apologises to friends and family after local paper story greatly exaggerates boring stag do.

Also revealed: We make some generalisations...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• MP triumphs over local dog to win marginal seat.
• Hospital praises contractor for cutting costs of confidential waste disposal.
• Aggressive beggars ruining area for upstanding casual drinkers.
• Visiting celebrity coerced into promoting under threat tourist attraction.

Also revealed: We invade Instagram (we're @lapodcast in case you're interested)...