Stories this week include:

• Christmas lights resembling pair of pants get taken down.
• African head of state beginning to resemble sci-fi villain.
• Sale of massive knitted bra reveals knockers from far and wide.
• Idiots register interest in purchasing glorified shed.

Also revealed: We revisit a well-loved cop show...

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Stories this week include:

• Disgruntled builder exacts revenge on local 'celebrity'.
• Charity bake sale takes unexpected erotic turn.
• NHS to begin recruiting specialist pigeons to replace junior doctors.
• 80 mile 'other realm' golden bridge fails to reunite man with former lover.

Also revealed: Rob has a new job...hopefully

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: [email protected]

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Local paper takes up residence in newly opened Awesome Tower.
• Man outraged after supermarket chain refuses to pay off mortgage in compensation for mouldy drink.
• Fast food giant attempts to sue ex-employee for excess use of ketchup.
• Another deplorable Hunt speaks out against Corbyn.

Also revealed: Rob admires some Turkish topiary

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Security guard stolen by shoplifter.
• Woman speaks out after vicious attack leaves her unable to hold hors d'oeuvre plate at parties.
• Phat Duong threatened by King Kong following alleged damage to his Ferrari.
• Witness confused by what constitutes a big cat.

Also revealed: We pitch a light-hearted cartoon about a serial shoplifter and her crazy antics...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Woman retreats to Scotland to avoid comparisons to comedy scarecrow.
• Serial adulterer Tom Jones struggles to understand wife's depression.
• Falcons make break for freedom following failed record attempt.
• Well-endowed Spiderman has breakdown at children's party.

Also revealed: We debated on whether to call an ambulance...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Man protects baby from teenager brandishing confetti.
• Tories unveil plans to tax the under-threes.
• Foul play leaves grandfather heartbroken.
• Husband's anger at emergency services delay in responding to his letter requesting urgent assistance.

Also revealed: We consider recording a Spanish language podcast called 'La Podcast'...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Prime Minister banned from West Yorkshire pig race fundraiser.
• Couple enjoy trip to local park to feed the rats.
• Man forcibly removed from children's party after performing unsettling pigeon 'trick'.
• Decapitated gingerbread man sparks police investigation in Derby.

Also revealed: We give instructions on how to judge a book by its cover...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Local idiot digs own grave.
• Zoo owner denies taking frustration out on animals after failed license renewal.
• Scruff man wins political talent show.
• Abusive marketing strategy works wonders for failing restaurant

Also revealed: We discuss the New World Order...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Abstract retelling of Lewis Carroll's classic entitled Tony Blair in Wonderland opens to mixed reviews.
• Bournemouth residents demand a better class of tramp.
• Anonymous vigilante remains anonymous.
• Misleading 'ponies and puppies' event provokes outrage in Welsh village.

Also revealed: Is Alex the victim of an elaborate washing machine based prank...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Supermarket pulls crunch fish finger range after safety concerns.
• Grandmother attempts to stage amateur production of West Side Story with gang of feral peacocks found in kitchen.
• Channel 5 denies exploring viability of migrant themed game shows after receiving ill-conceived list of concepts via e-mail.
• Customer complains to supermarket. Supermarket responses.

Also revealed: A strange, talking, Cockney Weetabix...