We bid a fond farewell to the great actor James Garner. Then Larry talks about his complicated feelings about the first few days after his son left for Marine boot camp. Plus Larry pontificates on if fat people can go skinny dipping. On Poetry Corner, he recites "A Word To Husbands" by Ogden Nash, but only takes half of the advice.

Quote Of The Week: "Not today. Not with good kids."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry tries to keep his cool and suave demeanor on the eve of his son leaving to join The Marines. Will he act like a maniac or just feel like one? Tune in and find out! On Poetry Corner, he once again recites "The Marines' Hymn" and we continue the theme with "The Sands of Iwo Jima" for The Magic Movie Moment.

Quote Of The Week: "I'm very close to looking like Larry Fine."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry talks about being concerned for his kids, but not really wanting to say anything. So, he just asks "Are you hungry?" There's nothing in life that a piece of homemade pie can't make better. On Poetry Corner, we hear from Elizabeth Barrett Browning and Larry talks about the movie "The Quiet Man."

Quote Of The Week: "That's not the name of a stripper."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry talks about his latest stay in the hospital and confesses his adoration for cowboy film legend Hopalong Cassidy. On Poetry Corner, he recites "Life" by Charlotte Bronte

Quote Of The Week: "I'd give out two or three hundred drinks for free."

Larry contrasts the greatness of actor Eli Wallach to the somewhat less-great new Transformers movie. And on Poetry Corner, we hear "If We Must Die" by Claude McKay. Plus we get a little loosey goosey!

Quote Of The Week: "A goose is, frankly, a terrible animal."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry loves some Mighty Joe Young and we hear about how giant monkey love conquers all. Larry also recites "A Gleam of Sunshine" by Wordsworth. Plus, we get a new segment, the "Bowling Ball Update!"

Quote Of The Week: "She sits a good bench."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry gives some love to the Stanley Cup. Then Larry recites "I Am In Need Of Music" by Elizabeth Bishop. Plus, we hear about the movie "Life With Father" and get a hint of a Father's Day story right before we run out of time. We'll save it for next week!

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry talks about his son's high school graduation and his rapid am-scray to Ance-fray. Then we hear about how Larry hates modern architecture and why to fight fire with not fire. He does a tribute to Maya Angelou on Poetry Corner and talks about the film "Notorious."

Quote Of The Week: "A sewage treatment plant in Poland in the '50s."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry has tremendous trouble finding a tailor before a wedding. Plus a BONUS Joke Of The Week! Then Larry talks about "High Plains Drifter" and recites "The Arrow & The Song" by Wordsworth.

Quote Of The Week: "Gee, that guy doesn't look like he's from Indiana." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry talks about his days in the marching band. And he discusses bedroom eyes and asks if anyone makes them better than Barbara Feldon. Then we do a Memorial Day tribute with "The Best Years of Our Lives" on Magic Movie Moment and an inspired recitation of a portion of Henry V.

Quote Of The Week: "They were like officer hats from a very cruel army."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana