This week, we’re tackling Turkey Day favorite Laserblast. Basically, this episode comes down to us not being sure exactly what the deal is with Billy and his mom. Or Billy and his girlfriend. Or Billy and…well…anyone.Host segments: Billy’s mom has got it going on; Jeff has theories; an episode full of homages; all the subtext with none of the plot; sexual assault as a plot point; Jeff’s terrible Home Alone; Van Chat with Joe; Riff MVP Ralph NaderCW: sexual assault, incestPlease be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

Laserblast and Oedipal Underwear

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We rocked it back to the KTMA era with a listener request for SST: Deathflight and boy are our arms tired. That works, right?Host segments: MiMi has no Farrah-do; if Burgess Meredith doesn't like you; roll a constitution check against Senegal flu; a drinking problem; the old-guy love triangle; so 80s; we cancel ourselves; oh, wooow.

SST Deathflight and the Worst Mile High Club

What a weird, wild, wonderful ride we had with this episode's movie, The Visitor brought to us by Rifftrax. (CW domestic abuse and abortion)Host segments: Jeff, a well-known Capricorn, apologizes for stereotyping; inaccurate depictions of Southern children; evil cabal do nots; check out the grape stomping reporter; this child is unusable.

Rifftrax The Visitor and Using Appropriate Birth Control

It's listener requiest/fan favorite time with Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell. You know there's bat facts, too, right? (CW: Sexual assault in film context)Host segments: medieval bat facts; creative potato seasoning options; it's a myth, Jeff; peplum goo; nickled and dimed at the Renaissance Faire; how Jeff really feels about Everything But the Girl; soundtrack by Falco; polling everyone's stance on boobies.

Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell and Potato Lust

The SoL-Mates head back into Heston territory with the ill-fated first Gizmoplex premiere, Santo in the Treasure of Dracula. Host segments: wrestlers vs. science; Joe tells us the lore of Count Redrum; RELEASE THE BOOBY CUT!; we find out about Porn Studies; wrestling vs. time travel; quality vs. quality - do these beautiful cuts work against production?; we learn way too much about Lisa Rinna; all hail the White Dot; going to bed early is awesome.

Santo in the Treasure of Dracula and the Unkindest Cut of All

Boy, oh boy - did The Girl in Lovers Lane set us to dreaming about a place we've never seen.Host segments: spring break antics; everyone check on everyone else; Go-bos; dealing with street toughs; a brief history of Jack Elam; f**k politeness; Danny and the City; I can't live in Dannysburg, but I'd love to visit.

Laserblast and Oedipal Underwear

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