Lasers on the Ride

Ooooo shoot Lasers on the Ride is back for another season!! To kick off episode 1 the Lasers rank various talk show hosts against the Carson Daly benchmark before Jay reveals the dirty secret that he watches unboxing videos on youtube. They discuss their early stabs at rapping and talk why someone might re-use a freestyle verse or Jay Leno might and did re-use material for an entire career. They critique theme songs that Jay made for season 2 that don’t make the grade and argue about how uncomfortable you need to be in a cabin for it to fulfill cabin requirements. They discuss Diddy on Drink Champs where he made Fab (-O-L-O-U-S) and Jadakiss uncomfy and the circumstances under which they would grave rob. They round the episode out wondering whether worms can be mutilated or are in fact already mutilated, whether Russia controls the internet and whether everything is everything and how much of everything there is (infinity???).

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Trumpcast is the last segment in the 10 part Multiverse series that the Lasers put together while season 2 is getting underway (aka thirstquencher). Mike, Jay and KC spend the segment discussing Trump’s deplorable behavior, comments, decisions and all-around personhood.

Terry Bradshaw’s MS-DOScast, part 9 of 10 of the Multiverse, opens with football talk. Mike and Jay convey their strong dislike for the game while KC begs to differ and they discuss change through sports and then change in sports. Finally, Mike relays the hateful history of the confederate statues that pepper the American landscape and the determined white women who put them there.

“The Oz Facadecast” is part 8 in Lasers on the Ride’s multiverse series. The Lasers broach Jay’s artwork for the episode and take a rather in depth look at the Wizard of Oz pastiche that he’s created.

“Odd Dogcast”, part 7 in Lasers on the Ride’s multiverse series, kicks off with a ghost-ey story from KC before Mike makes everyone uncomfortable. They discuss modern sex, Jay gives advice, KC does a Kardi impression and Mike says “less oral more aural” but really for the sake of more oral.

“The Cod Squadcast” is part 6 in Lasers on the Ride’s Multiverse series. It starts with the Lasers identifying the different members of the Cod Squad with varying degrees of success before they examine SJP’s marriage with Matthew Broderick. The group finishes things off with a wild take on the inner workings of the squad before examining rather (too) closely whether they’d get with Ariel.

“Ahmad Rashadcast” is part 5 in Lasers on the Ride’s Multiverse series. Mike, Jay and KC discuss Ahmad Rashad’s illustrious NFL career and why selling CDs hand to hand in 2017 is bananas and also the devil at work.

“Nimrod’s Bodcast” is part 4 in Lasers on the Ride’s multiverse series. Jay tries to convince Mike and KC that Nimrod, an ancient mythological figure, isn’t caucasian despite all signs to the contrary such as skin colour. They round things out with an etymological look at ‘swole’.

Part 3 of Lasers on the Ride’s multiverse series is “The Mod Broadcast” where the Lasers discuss all things mod but really just the scooters. They throw on some lmao accents and sort of examine the music from the era.

“Rod, Todd, and Charlamagne tha Godcast” is part 2 of Lasers on the Ride’s multiverse series. The crew examines The Simpsons’ universe if Jay got ahold of it and public masturbation and then performative urination. Don Cherry’s facial hair catches an L.