Dylan opens the show with a breakdown of Teresa’s performance on the Dancing with the Stars premiere, which didn’t inspire confidence about her trajectory on the season ahead. Then, he gets into the last few weeks of Below Deck Med drama, where the interior’s downward spiral into filth is getting Captain Sandy heated. Plus, Natasha’s personal life is still a toxic mess, and the editors are out of control with the use of “to be continued.”

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