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In today’s episode, we remind everyone that we suck and deserve to be punished (yes, please). Why didn’t anybody tell us we sounded like sh*t?! Well, you can’t say it now because we finally figured it out and we. sound. like. ANGELS!!

We decided to celebrate our newfound clarity with a kickoff to spooky season! We talk all things haunted and horrific, and Brad pees himself a little bit. He’s not a fan of horror. Oh, and Jess is indeed scared… she just can’t show it as her face is frozen. She just won this year’s Botox Challenge and she’s smiling ear to ear, you just can’t see it.

When we do things, we do them BIG, people! So let’s get this party started!!

Executive Produced and. Mixed by RJ Freitag

Hosted by Brad Martin and Jessica Poessiger

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In today’s episode, we are distracted by shiny objects. In this case, those shiny objects are the numerous Lombardi Trophies won by The KANSAS CITY MF’n CHEIFS!

That’s right, it’s football funday Sunday so we ditch this party a bit early to scream at the TV for a few hours, but not before we do a bit of fact checking on our own bullsh*t. Turns out, we’re both full of it.

Oh, and apparently, Jess is hilarious in this episode (she forced me to type that).

Get in, shut up, and hold on. Let’s go, party people!

Hosted by Brad Martin an Jessica Poessiger

Executive Produced and Mixed by RJ Freitag

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In today’s episode, you can run but you can’t hide from the nonsense that falls out of our mouths. That’s right, no shelter can withstand F9 sh*tstorm that is coming straight at you and, spoiler alert, you’re all unpaid extras in next summer’s academy award winning blockbuster.

We might start soft, but we come correct soon after as we whisk you away to a magical place called - South Dakota, the home where the buffaloes (and Ruffaloes) roam.

It’s go time, party people, so saddle up and make sure you sign the waiver!

Executive Produced and Mixed by RJ Freitag

Hosted by Brad Martin and Jessica Poessiger

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In today’s episode, our hearts are heavy and we’re still in shock as we tell the story of our dear friend, Jessica Merris Lance, who left us way too soon. Through her unforgettable laugh and her selfless heart, the world became a better place. As we navigate this new world without her in it, we will make damn sure that her name lives on forever. So please tune in and help us enshrine her memory into the halls of infamy.

We’ll get back to our regularly scheduled shenanigans soon enough, but this one’s for you, Merris.

Executive Produced and Mixed by RJ Freitag

Hosted by Brad Martin and Jessica Poessiger

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In today’s episode, we chase laser pointers and stare at shiny objects. If ADHD ever decides to identify as a podcast episode, we’re certain this will be the one. From Olympic meat gazing to the buffalo’s involvement in climate change, we can’t stay on topic to save our lives. We eventually get to the subject matter, and then back off, and then on again, until Doug eventually drops the biggest bomb of them all… twice. You’ll have to tune it to solve that mystery.

Buckle up, people, we get weird in this one. LET’S GO!

Executive Produced and mixed by RJ Freitag

Hosted by Brad Martin and Jessica Poessiger

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BREAKING NEWS: El Niño has been spotted in Texas and has agreed to an interview. No, not the weather pattern… don’t be silly. I mean, who interviews a weather pattern?? We’re talking about none other than Austin’s very own Adrian Muñoz, aka El Niño! (IYKYK)

From his formidable years cutting his teeth in many beloved Austin punk bands to his decade-long stretch in Dynamite Boy, his is a story you don’t want to miss so hit pause on your Golden Girls binge session and get in on this!!

Let’s go!!

Executive Produced and Mixed by RJ Freitag

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In today’s episode, the interrogation room is prepped, the lights are up, and no!.. you can’t have anything to drink. It’s time to play 20 questions, yet we only make it to 15.

But, as an added bonus, we tip our hats to James Lipton and finish it off with the famous Bernard Pivot questionnaire, and Brad’s answers totally suck, btw (at least he’s charming and handsome, though, am I right?).

Last, no matter what you’ve heard, Brad’s drag name shall henceforth be known as “GingerBottoms McFarland.” Let’s go, party people!!

Executive Produced and mixed by RJ Freitag

Hosted by Brad Martin and Jessica Poessiger

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In today’s episode, Jess and Brad are “in a mood” and try their hardest to alienate what’s left of their audience by crying about their problems. Jess’s gold-plated Ferrari is in the shop and Brad’s Italian Villa is undergoing extensive renovations. It’s okay, they’re powering through it and should be just fine.

We do get a bit real on this one but fear not, we make damn sure to throw in plenty of that star-studded, babbling nonsense you’ve come to love so, so much.

Let’s go, ya bunch of crybabies!

Executive Produced and Mixed by RJ Freitag

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In today’s episode, we learn that Jess would never make it as a judge in a d*ck measuring contest, and Brad can’t remember what he did yesterday, let alone twenty years ago. Plus, are those birthday candles we spy? There’s 248 of them, so you can imagine who they’re for. Come celebrate America’s birthday with us as we stumble down memory lane, at least what’s left of it. Any DD volunteers out there? Buckle up, whatever you do… it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. Let’s go, you hot dog eating, rocket shooting, America loving sumbitches!!

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In today’s episode, Jessica’s in time out because she can’t control the volume of her voice. Not to worry, though… Brad’s perfect and soothing voice is just fine.

Bust out the popcorn and red vines as we discuss our favorite films from the 80s and 90s. Brad’s still pretty bummed that the Twilight saga got disqualified. Someone get the man a calendar! Shut up, get in the van, and let’s f*cking go!

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