Patrick comes right out of the gate and addresses the massage parlor happy ending story involving Robert Kraft. He then wastes no time calling out the Rockets utter choke job against the L.A. Lakers. Tania, Patrick’s new fitness program coordinator, joins the show to explain “Ultrasound,” her patented, non-invasive weight loss program. To wrap the hour, Patrick dives into the Astros and their roster and payroll decisions so far.