LATE NIGHT LARGE

Another thought-provoking edition, as our nihilistic narcissists pretend to be people with consciences. As well as some sensible deliberations on intervening in cases of bullying and domestic abuse, Mike raises the spectre of coitus cum minoris, Aaron narrates a sordid tale of cannibalism on the High Seas, while they both deliberate the heavy load of the drug mule.

What shall we do with these drunken sailors? Blissbeard and First Mate Large get through a keg of rum as they guide us through the intricate history of piracy, both of the high seas and...the other kind. Sit back and enjoy a brief revisiting of some of the most iconic plunderers, how a pirate ship was more democratic than the average UK workplace, just how a sweaty guy with a camcorder in the cinema never gets caught, and the emergence of the dreaded Black Hood.

One of the most serious and insightful shows thus far, our two champions of liberty invite you to cast off your shackles, take off your clothes and howl at the moon. Among the highlights are discussions of the concepts of positive and negative liberties, personal autonomy and why Mike believes some old people are just arseholes.

You won't believe your ears....eyes, tongue, nose or fingers, as the five, or some say, six senses are pontificated over by our senseless simpletons. Mike attempts to rank the senses in order of personal value, and gets worked up over the notion that being impervious to pain could be a good thing.

Our two wandering prophets of anarchy discuss the wonders of seeing the world through not a television screen, but your own eyes. If happiness is a transient state, then why do we continue to stand still geographically? Is it cowardice, lack of ambition or simply a longing for the comforts of home which see us plant our roots and rarely move? Park your hovercraft for a moment and enjoy, while we all eagerly await time travel to become affordable for the masses.

An enlightening edition which sees our two loony Luddites debate which modern conveniences have most improved our collective lives, and whether it is a good thing that it's easier to blow up things than ever before. From the godsend of indoor plumbing, Mike doesn't so much veer near the knuckle as plunge feet first up to his knuckles in sensitive areas as we move to the online DIY porn and arms industry, before quickly retreating into an armoured bomb shelter to have a pint until this all blows over.

What's a little voodoo curse between friends? Our two shrunken heads combat crawl under a row of ladders, and proceed to deride those who believe that supernatural forces can affect events, while being very careful not to smash mirrors. We learn about the origins of many archetypal and ancient superstitions, and Mike may also reveal what he likes to throw horseshoes on to.

Forget the Big Breakfast and wolf down the LARGE breakfast of champions, as Aaron and Mike investigate the origins of breakfast cultures,  reminisce over childhood breakfast times, morning telly, hangover cures and American nutritional debacles amongst other offerings. Would you like chocolate sauce or double cream with your sugar-dusted pancakes coated with syrup and marshmallows?

Our two deluded weeds let off some steam and spend the show eroticising the Austrian man mountain formerly known as Hercules in New York. Marvel in their poor Shwarzeneggerisms as they insist it's not a tumour and they're not perverts, while demanding you hand over your clothes, boots and motorcycle. Oh and don't worry, they'll be back. GET TO THE CHOPPER!!

Our two harbingers of doom debate the manner of our ultimate demise. Will it be Comet? Or Cupid? Perhaps zombies, aliens or killer robots will stalk the killing fields, amid a gigantic wave of molten metal smothering us all. Messrs Bliss and Large also debate slaughter (and subsequent barbecue) of the innocents as the potential meaning of life, which action hero could potentially prove to be our saviour, and why Mike would like to use his final moments to punch people right in the face.