In a stupor from a long week of working/watching Star Wars, the guys phone it in and get easily distracted by minor plot elements. Like werewolves and boobs. I mean, they're pretty distracting and omnipresent in this movie. Can you imagine omnipresent werewolves? Holy shit that's terrifying.

The boyz get on track with a classic movie that they've never seen. Does the 1984 sports drama The Karate Kid hold up? Is Rich distracted by the size of Elizabeth Shue's head? Is Mike distracted by his own sense of self satisfaction/laundry baskets? Is EVERYONE distracted by Cobra Kai's get ups? That shit is TIIIIIIIGHT.

The guys shamefully turn in their most racist, sexist, and highly edited episode in months. If this is the stuff they left in what the hell did they cut out? Turns out there were some hot button issues in 1960s New York. Turns out Robert De Niro made a movie about 'em in 1993. Crazy.

To combat the unbearable misery of Donald Trump's America the guys watch an unbearably beautiful movie. Is The Grand Budapest Hotel a modern classic? Does it meet Late To Table rules? Is anyone at home keeping track? Does anyone still play the drinking game? Mel Gibson, Capitalism. There. Take two shots. You're welcome.

Can you believe this movie is not about hair dryers? Me neither. Did you see Nic Cage's hair? Sweet lord. On today's episode the gang discusses uber producer Jerry Bruckheimer and finally apologizes for 9/11.

The guys meekly venture forth into the nightmare that is Donald Trump's America by watching the prophetic scroll known as Idiocracy. Will they survive? Do they have the skills needed to become warlords of this new wasteland? Will they just continue to make dumbass jokes and avoid responsibility? Is it that last one? I bet it's the last one.

Your Dad loves this movie. I promise he does. The minute you become a father they hand you a copy of Airplane! duct taped to your child. It's a messed up, yet incredibly effective, promotional tool. So what's the big f'ing d? What makes Airplane so memorable? Is it jokes? It has all the jokes. All of them. So many. Some funny. Some Chris Kattan-esque. That's not fair. I don't know him. I'm sure he's a nice guy.

I bet you didn't think this episode would talk about butt smuggling and inflatable dicks. Neither did we. It Just kind of sneaks up on you. No one plans for this. I blame Peter O'Toole. Our mediation on the most epic film of all time concludes with a bang. Get ready.

Ep. 100 Lawrence Of Arabia; Part 1: Tactical Weeping IT'S EPISODE 100. Holy shit! If you had a baby when this show first started coming out that baby would be old enough to start resenting you. Have you guys seen Lawrence of Arabia? It's long! I mean, it's good, don't get that twisted. Prepare yourself for the beautiful desert vistas and all the functional alcoholism Peter O'Ttoole can muster.

The spooktacular is over! Go home! We watched a bunch of classic horror movies. Some were good. Others were Friday the 13th. This one was pretty good. You know what sucks though? Parts of America. You're on notice Florida and Pittsburgh.