The October spook-tacular continues! The guys check out Friday The 13th and find out it has next to nothing to do with Jason Voorhees as you know him. Did you know he doesn't get that goddamn hockey mask until the third film? I know, right?! What's the deal with that? I mean don't get me wrong, plenty of sexy teens are murdered, but still.

It's time for the Late To The Table Halloween spook-tacular of classic horror films! Does George Romero's Night Of The Living Dead hold up or is it just an excuse to watch racists get shot and eaten by zombies? I mean that sounds worth it, right Are the zombies just drunk? Does Rich know the difference between a vampire hunter and a zombie hunter? Is this spook-tacular nonsense annual? FIND. OUT. NOW.

Does the 1980 comedy classic Caddyshack hold up, or will Mike and Rich disappoint dads across America? Dads Across America sounds like the lamest organization. Is it a real thing? *Googles* Apparently it's an uplifting youtube channel. Who knew?

They guys finish up women director's month with a hard hitting expose on masculinity and the war on terror. Just kidding! The episode is called The Fart Locker. What did you expect? Dummies!

Meta-tag nonsense: Jeremy Renner, Kathryn Bigelow, Anthony Mackie, Kate Austen, We have to go BAAAAAAACK, Ralph Finnes, Voldemort in a desert.

Mike discovers his internet rival. Rich is stalked by a renown eatery. Jennifer Lawrence gets the shit kicked out of her by meth addled hill folk. All in a day's work on America's favorite podcast: Late To The Table. This episode brought to you by forest peanut butter: if you find peanut butter in the forest, don't eat it! Forest peanut butter, since 1977.

Women director's month continues! The guys revisit a movie Mike used to dislike only to find out he's a big ol' dum dum. What is it with these Coppolas man? Good movies.

stupid meta tags! Bill Murray, Scarlett Johansson, Sofia Coppola, Japan, Puppies, Baby Ducklings

The guys begin a month long exploration of women directors and somehow create one their most sexist episodes to date. OOPS!

SEO STUUUUFFFF: Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Sleepless in Seattle, Nora Ephron, ponzi scheme, butts, penguins, butt-penguins

Mike and Rich struggle through their difficult lives and microphone troubles while similarly privileged white people endure mild discomfort at an elite preparatory school. God that sentence has to be a run on right? I mean I could look it up. People with grammar skills should write this, but only idiots do. Idiots who buy Logitech products. Logitech: Probably Not Run By Pedophiles, get your Logitech keyboard or mouse today!

Alright. Front loading this. If you like The NeverEnding Story you're either born between the years of 1980-1985 or are kind of a dumb dumb. Not saying, just sayin'. Get sucked into a magical world where everything is made up and the stakes don't matter!

Tim Burton's 1989 classic Batman started the Big-Hollywood-Super-Hero-Blockbuster. Are there enough hyphens in the world to determine if it holds up or falls victim to going full Burton?