Laughing Unicorn

PART 4 of 4

Hey sexy friends! Welcome back to the ‘Fuck My Face!’ 2018 Update! This is the last episode in a four-part series. Highlights include:

Fuckin and mud wrasslin’

Dating disasters & boundaries with Diana Ryan

Club Encounters

Shy unicorns, drunk rock stars, & horny narwhals

A Love letter to Holly

Jello wrestling

Dave gets the gay

Mindi Mink’s radio show

Miscellaneous random topics

Shout out to sapphic swingers!!!

CNN’s Lisa Ling

OMG And I almost forgot at the end of the episode I do some sexy stuff which I recorded LIVE at our local lifestyle New Year’s Eve party. Yep, that was me. :-D

We love our sexy friends! Reach us on Twitter @UnicornReport @TastyMuffinLvr and @DragonTatsN2Son

REMEMBER…ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

PART 3 of 4

Hey sexy friends! Welcome back to the ‘Fuck My Face!’ 2018 Update! This is the third episode in a four-part series which will update you on most of the episodes we have done for 2018. If you’re a regular listener of the Unicorn Report, this is one series you won’t want to miss and if you’re new to the show, it’ll give you a preview on which episodes you might want to listen to later. Enjoy! (Music by ‘Goddess and She’ from Tucson Pride 2018)

Highlights include:

-Red White & Boom party update

-ASN gives us the axe from their radio network

-The Annual Lifestyle Awards fucks up the voting for Best Podcast, then gave us a BS explanation (they did fix it after we called them out)

-Naughty in Nawlins’ Bob Hannaford makes us sign a contract to censor the Unicorn Report in order to attend NIN 2018.

-The risks of telling the truth in the lifestyle and the ‘code of silence’ perpetuated by big lifestyle promoters

We love our sexy friends! Reach us on Twitter @UnicornReport @TastyMuffinLvr and @DragonTatsN2Son

REMEMBER…ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

PART 2 of 4

Hey sexy friends! Welcome back to the ‘Fuck My Face!’ 2018 Update! This is the second episode in a four-part series which will update you on most of the episodes we did for 2018. If you’re a regular listener of the Unicorn Report, this is one series you won’t want to miss and if you’re new to the show, it’ll give you a preview on which episodes you might want to listen to later. Enjoy!

Highlights of this episode: Cherryblossom, Sin City 8, Sepharthas, Queen Honeybuns, The Exotic Marie, cannabis & sex in Vegas, cannabis transforms Dave’s life for the better and Dave’s bisexual SLS group

We love our sexy friends! Reach us on Twitter @UnicornReport @TastyMuffinLvr and @DragonTatsN2Son

REMEMBER…ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

PART 1 of 4

Hey sexy friends! Welcome to the ‘Fuck My Face!’ 2018 Update! This is the first in a four-part series which will update you on most of the episodes we have done for 2018. If you’re a regular listener of the Unicorn Report, this is one series you won’t want to miss and if you’re new to the show, it’ll give you a preview on which episodes you might want to listen to later. Enjoy!

Part 1 Highlights and Updates: Fuck My Face, AVN Expo, Mindi Mink and Cherry Pop Radio, Janelle Fennec (MTF trans porn star, and unicorn in the lifestyle), Snuggly Dave Seduces through Massage, ASN RADIO and the start and then sudden demise of the Unicorn Report LIVE internet radio show, Hot Latina Lady Lovin’, a Woman’s First girl-on-girl Encounter Before and After, Mistress P Has Her Way With Us, B-52’s Party, Sin City 8, My Sexy Birthday Party, Naughty in Nawlins Bob and Tess Hannaford Speak, Sweet n’ Sexy Honey Buns and Southwest Lovefest.

We love our sexy friends! Reach us on Twitter @UnicornReport @TastyMuffinLvr and @DragonTatsN2Son

REMEMBER…ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

Hey sexy unicorn lovers! This week's episode is all about sharing what we're thankful for in the lifestyle. I interviewed my sexy friends at an 'Open-minded People's Party'. Hear what they are thankful for...The lifestyle is the best! I also added some awesomely sexy music by the super-hot lesbian band, Goddess And She. Enjoy! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport, @tastymuffinlvr and @dragontatsn2son REMEMBER...Enthusiastic consent is sexy!!!

It's always been on my bucket list to watch two guys get it on with each other, and I finally got the chance to watch. Snuggly Dave gives his first-hand impressions as we break down our encounter with a bisexual couple. You know it's hot when you have to stop the sexy lady-action to watch two guys man-handle each other!!!

We love our sexy listeners! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport, @TastyMuffinlvr and @dragontatsn2son. ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!

Hey sexy friends! This week’s episode is all about lifestyle ‘sister wives’, Dave getting sexy with one of his new partners, girl-on-girl jello wrestling and then I had sex with my opponent afterwards! Later in the episode Dave explores more of his bi-side by going to LGBTQ pride for the first time! Awesome music at the end by God-des and She!!!

Head over to Twitter and share some love! Contact both of us at @UnicornReport, me personally at @TastyMuffinLvr and Snuggly Dave @DragonTatsN2Son. And remember, I ASK because ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

Hello unicorn lovers! This week is a very special episode about a dear friend. I met Holly and her husband a few years ago on SLS. At first I was a little hesitant to meet up because they were from Phoenix and I don’t do long distance hookups. After some persistence on the part of the husband and talking to both parties on the phone, I agreed to meet up with them for the very first time at Starr Pass a few years ago. From that point on we were fast friends and have stayed in contact ever since. I admired Holly’s take-no-shit attitude. She wasn’t afraid to tell her husband to take a backseat while the girls had fun. She would always say, “WALL!” to her husband which I always thought was so funny.

She loved to wear my strap on and though she had never experienced it before, her tenacity to learn the craft brought her to a new level of girl on girl dominance we both enjoyed! Their philosophy was to enjoy life while you can because you just never know what will happen tomorrow. I found that philosophy to be so refreshing and so true. Later on when I started dating a woman I was feeling a little bit hesitant because it meant taking a break from the lifestyle. I remember Holly told me to go for it because love is always worth it. I will never forget those timeless words of advice. I can’t say that relationship worked out, but the advice still holds true.

Tragically, Holly was diagnosed with an aggressive form of breast cancer two and a half years ago. She fought this devastating disease courageously until the end, on June 7th, 2018 when her body was laid to rest. I am proud to say her spirit lives on in the hearts of her friends and family, including myself. I am going to celebrate Holly’s life by playing a podcast episode with Holly, also known as ‘H’. This episode titled, “3 Sexy Adventures in 27 Hours”, was my third episode on the show, which was posted on April 21st, 2015. This particular couple, I have to say, was truly my inspiration for starting this podcast. M would always text me on Monday night, wanting to know the sordid details of my crazy unicorn weekends. So…I figured what better way than to share with M and the world than through the Unicorn Report. Thank you so much M and H for encouraging me with the show. Your heartfelt emotional support made it possible.

We love you Holly! Your courageous spirit, kindness and compassion will be remembered!

Hey friends it's unicorn story hour! Hear all about how I invited a sexy lady to my place for a drink, dessert and some... *GASP* ...vagina??? In the second chapter of this riveting tale, Dave spreads juicy office gossip about how he banged his former colleague, and she's cumming back for more! Wondering if we'll see that in the morning memo? Later we reenacted the opening scene from the Monkeys TV show at what must've been like 4:00am. Singing "Hey hey we're the Monkeys!" while holding up a drunk rock star and stumbling across my parking lot is something I won't forget for a loooong time. The unicorns are all a-frolic in the fields this week, enjoy!

Hey sexy friends! This week’s episode is a little different than our usual house party romps. I’ve always wondered what goes on inside those sex clubs up in Phoenix and last weekend was the perfect opportunity to check it out. I had some other stuff going on and I was planning to stay up there anyway. I invited Snuggly Dave to be my road dog and so the adventure was on at Club Encounters! It was a mix of nasty sausage party and sexy ladies. It’s not something I want to do on the regular but at the same time I have no regrets!

Later in the weekend we headed down to the the Sierra Vista XXXcitement party and we share the story about our unicorn friend who was looking forward to getting together with a couple but sadly they were not exactly as advertised. Then towards the end of the show we talk about erectile dysfunction and a story of redemption. Just because you have it, doesn’t mean it has to stay that way!

And while you’re checking out if to see if your junk works, head over to Twitter and share some love! Contact both of us at @UnicornReport, me personally at @TastyMuffinLvr and Snuggly Dave @DragonTatsN2Son. And remember, I ASK because ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!