Laughing Unicorn

Hey unicorn friends! Welcome to another exciting episode of lifestyle-inspired JELLO WRESTLING! This year had more wrestlers than ever, and the action was non-stop! We recorded all of it for you on location and LIVE! I wrestled a super hot lady. Not to give away any spoilers, but the face-sitting was over the top, and the crowd went nuts! #SneakSnatchAttack

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ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

Hey unicorn friends! This week I recount with Snuggly Dave the sordid details of my girl-on-girl adventures at the Sierra Erotic XXXcitement party (check out this awesome group on SLS.com)! I had three very sexy experiences with three very sexy ladies. At the top of the show listen to me sing my brand-spankin' new song, "A Very Sexy Party", dedicated to BlondieSliverFox, the fabulous hosts of this event. Cheers!

Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport, @tastymuffinlvr and @dragontatsn2son. ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

"I just can't take the bad sex anymore."

"It's not you...it's your taste in music."

“Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."

"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."

"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call sexual thrusts' anymore."

"You deserve better and so do I."

"Sorry Stacy, but I think I'm in love with your mom"

"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe i made the wrong choice.”

"I think you love me more than I love you."

"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you!"

"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met...goodbye!"

"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you."

"I'd rather masturbate than be with you."

(Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/breakuplines.html)

Sexy friends, it’s happened to all of us; sometimes you got dumped in the lifestyle. Listen as your intrepid hosts endure getting dumped over and over again. It wasn’t pretty, but that’s life.

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And if you get dumped, who cares cuz you know what? ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!!

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: This episode has no educational value, no plot whatsoever and will make very little sense to the average listener. Side effects may include confusion and/or wet panties. Consult your doctor dammit!!!

Directions Adults 18 and over: Partake of chosen herb. Wait 15 minutes. Turn on this podcast. Your results may vary but we promise it’s GENIUS!!!

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AND DON’T FORGET….ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

One man. Five horny unicorns. One HOT sex party. (Sierra Erotic XXXcitement on SLS.com) One looooong sex romp. LIVE. Need I say more? Oh and there’s strap-on’s too, cuz unicorns love to bang each other.

Taste our glittery unicorn rainbow on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son.

AND JUST CUZ IT’S WORTH SAYING…ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

Hello unicorn friends! This week it’s just the girls... in bed together gossiping about unicorn secrets and cracking up about the whole thing! My arch rival in jello wrestling, sexy, beautiful unicorn friend shares her journey into the lifestyle and all of her naughty escapades since!

Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport, @tastymuffinlvr and @dragontatsn2son. ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

Hey sexylicious friends! This is a very, very special episode. This marks our 100th show, OMG. I never thought I would get this far. And you know what, I could not have done it without you, the listeners! Thank you so much, without listeners there is no podcast. I also want to throw a very special shout-out to Snuggly Dave, my awesome co-host and partner in we like to call ‘crimes against the lifestyle’, you rock! Also, to ALL the contributors to the show over the years, you know who you are, and you keep this show HOT! Here’s another fun fact, I posted my very first episode 4 years ago, on April 2, 2015. It’s truly just a coincidence that it’s happening at our 100th episode, how cool is that? Here’s to 100 more sexy adventures…Keep the debauchery going my sexy friends!

Hey wanna know a secret? You’re gonna get ALL of me tonight, just you…and me. It’s something I’ve never done before and I want you to join me. Sometimes I just like to mix things up a bit to keep it interesting. I’ll be reading an erotic story to you called ‘Three Way’ from SLS.com. It stars a unicorn who has her first lifestyle encounter with a couple, and I have to say, it gets hot in a hurry.

Now here’s my disclaimer…You’d think after 100 episodes I would have the audio quality down to a science. Not. So. Much. I read this story all the way through for 40 minutes and then I discovered my mic mysteriously turned itself off and on again several times. My guess is the connection got loose. Not to worry however, It just sounds a little different at certain points, but it’s still very clear. But…Don’t let a little thing like that distract you. I know you’re touching yourself right now and you deserve your full attention.

We love our sexy friends! Reach us on Twitter @UnicornReport @TastyMuffinLvr and @DragonTatsN2Son

REMEMBER…ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

Join us as Snuggly Dave and I recount the previous weekend’s tawdry activities while we wait to go to the Sierra Vista play party... I had some hot double girl-on-girl role-playing action with a naughty masseuse then with an aspiring gymnast. I finished the night off with Snuggly Dave! What can I say? Sometimes a girl has needs.

The second half of this episode was recorded LIVE at the Sierra Erotic XXXcitement Mardi Gras party (check it out on SLS.com). I managed to haggle my way to a minimal effort for maximum entertainment.

We love our sexy friends! Reach us on Twitter @UnicornReport @TastyMuffinLvr and @DragonTatsN2Son

REMEMBER…ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

Find out what happens when eight women who are friends in the lifestyle go to Vegas for an all-girls weekend. We decided to give Sea Mountain Lifestyle Resort a try... All I can say is, it was funny as hell. :-D

Hey sexy friends! This week we unloaded the Unicorn Mailbag from SLS.com and tried to answer a perplexing question, “Am I the ‘Mother Theresa’ of the lifestyle”? Several couples apparently seem to think so! Later in the episode we shared our Sierra Vista Party shenanigans. Could Snuggly Dave and I pull off role-playing a couple of gay male lovers? Would I be able to withstand the intensity of some hot girly action and then dish it out later? Find out! And finally, we do a shout out to bisexual porn stars, Mindy Mink and Eva Long, also known as the ‘patron saints’ of our dear Unicorn Report podcast. WWMMD. Before you make that critical decision in the LS, ask yourself, “Who would Mindy Mink do?”. :-D

We love our sexy friends! Reach us on Twitter @UnicornReport @TastyMuffinLvr and @DragonTatsN2Son

REMEMBER…ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!