Laughing Unicorn

When Mark and Deb had sex, they only ever teased and fantasized about opening up their marriage. Deb started it by talking about another girl joining in, knowing that it was every guy's fantasy. Secretly, the thought of Mark fucking another woman turned Deb on too.

At a wedding where they met Joe and Suzie, a seemingly random but friendly couple sitting at their table, they would soon find that their lives would be forever changed for the better...and sexier! (story courtesy of SLS.com).

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This story is best listened to when standing at least six feet from others. Stay safe friends!

Ms. Holly was a military widow who was too tired to take care of her lawn. When she hires a hot, young androgynous woman to help around the house, she finds that she can't help but impulsively touch her wetness. Should she even be having such naughty fantasies while the young woman toils with sweat in her front yard? She wasn't sure but she wasn't about to stop, either! BONUS: Just for fun I read a short, badly-rated cuckolding story at the end of the show. (Stories courtesy of SLS.com)

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Tommy was a young man living in a college dormitory and getting a first taste at a life of independence away from his parents. He had hardly been there more than a day when a letter from the "College Education Committee" arrived. It stated that all new residents staying longer than a week must undergo a complete medical check at the college medical centre. Tommy was a healthy, virile young man with no health concerns; however, this was one medical procedure he would not soon forget! (story courtesy of SLS.com)

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Remember, enthusiastic consent is still sexy, even from six feet away! Stay safe out there friends!

Four horny bisexuals meet up for drinks and dancing. When one of the women proposes a fantasy romp for the group, they take her suggestion and engage in a night of MMF, FFM, bisexual, lesbian, gay, group sex adventures they will not soon forget. (story courtesy of SLS.com)

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Remember, enthusiastic consent can still be sexy at six feet! Stay safe out there friends!

Mrs. Thomas was a young attractive teacher at the local high school. One evening, she and her husband went out to eat at a restaurant for a quiet dinner. Ty was their server and he just happened to be one of her former students. All through school he'd secretly lusted after her. Now that he was a full-grown man, would he finally be the teacher's pet? (story courtesy of SLS.com)

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ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY...especially when it's with a mask on at six feet!

If you're a "Karen" with cunnilingus, "Steven" (courtesy of SLS.com), Snuggly Dave and TastyMuffinLover will get you kickin' and lickin'! Some of the best tips are in this episode. Enjoy!

Meet Susan and Marsha. Two middle-aged married women from opposite ends of the country. Both converged in the same town for separate work conferences. That night, they headed to the bar for a little dancing with co-workers to relax after a long day. Little did they know with some hot bumping-and-grinding, their lusty passion for each other would be unleashed. Totally surprising and undeniably intense! (story courtesy of SLS.com) Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport, @tastymuffinlvr, @dragontatsn2son

A young, female soon-to-be college student (and babysitter) finds herself with the opportunity of a lifetime: to hook up with a hot couple and earn money for college at the same time! (story courtesy of SLS.com) Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport, @tastymuffinlvr, @dragontatsn2son

Hey unicorn friends! Hope you’re having a fun, festive and safe Memorial Day Weekend! Snuggly Dave and I celebrated with the most awesome people on the planet who also just happen to be long-time friends of the show. If you’re a regular listener, you might remember back on episode 5, entitled “Five Unicorns and a Party”, back in May 2015, one particular newly-minted unicorn who we called, ‘Sexy Shoes’. No spoilers, but let me just say, she’s come a long way since the first time we interviewed her 5 years ago before her first play party. Now… she leaves me in the dust!!! Plus, we catch up with other friends of the show and find out what they’ve been up to during this crazy pandemic!

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And always remember…Enthusiastic consent is sexy, but until this pandemic passes, please keep your mask on and your hands super-sanitized with lysol in one hand and a dildo in the other!

Hey unicorn friends and lovers! Welcome to another exciting COVID-19 Unicorn Special Report! And by ’special’ I mean, not much is going on… BUT I did have a couple of recent quarantine-encounters with a very sexy Latina lady, so you’ll hear all about that. Plus, Snuggly Dave and I talk about our new Coronavirus Lifestyles…it won’t exactly blow your earbuds off, but it is what it is! Catch us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr and @dragontatsn2son.

And always remember…Enthusiastic consent is sexy, but until this pandemic passes, please keep your mask on and your hands six feet away from my lady parts! ;-)