Laughing Unicorn

A couple in their mid-forties decides to go for a breast augmentation to enhance their already incredible sex life. The wife is surprised at how turned on she feels when the doctor squeezes her new voluptuous breasts. With new fantasies at hand, this devious duo plots to seduce their young pool boy into playing with her delicious boobies as well. When they find out this young man is too inexperienced to know how to please a woman, that is when the 'Sex School' begins! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Stay sexy at six feet!

Hello sexy unicorn friends! At the top of the show, Snuggly Dave shares another update about his super-secret affair with the lady from the animal shelter. Her pussy was neglected for years in a passionless marriage. Now that she can finally get her release, she's having trouble with penetration, even though that is what she most desperately desires! Will Dave break the seal that is holding back her unquenchable lust for cock? Find out! Later in the show is an erotic story, "My Next Door Neighbor's Daughter". Helen was hot for lesbian sex with a young woman, but things quickly go sideways when it turns out that MOM is a dominatrix and demands that she fuck her daughter absolutely correctly; and the only way to prove it will be to fuck mom first. If Helen doesn't get it right, severe punishment is sure to follow...

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Stay safe and stay back 6 feet with a mask. We got this!

Hello unicorn lovers! The first 35 minutes of the show is Dave's update on his secret affair with the lady from the animal shelter. She's stuck in a passionless marriage and climbing the walls for sex. Will her secret tryst quench her lustful thirst for naughty pleasures? Find out! Later in the episode is an erotic story from SLS.com, "Lessons". Kelly Taylor had a plan. It was a bold plan, provocative, perhaps even a little dangerous. Now that Kelly thought about it, she'd spent the better half of the past seven days planning to get her best friend, Donna, into bed. Catch us on Twitter or SLS: @tastymuffinlvr @unicornreport @dragontatsn2son. Stay safe out there friends!

At the top of the show I'll catch you up on all my sexy messages from SLS.com for about 15 minutes, then..an erotic story from SLS.com, "The Dressing Room Pt 1": "I turned toward the front of the booth to use the mirror and there she was in the booth across from me. I froze, she was standing there with her top off and displaying the most beautiful breasts. She was standing at an angle to me and I had a perfect profile...and her now fully erect, nipples, they were beautiful and she was just standing looking at herself in the mirror. I just stood there feasting on her beauty. God, this was weird, but I couldn't stop looking at her. Finally she turned toward me..." Catch us on Twitter @unincornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Wanna know what's sexy for 2020? Looking that hot nurse in the eye, rolling up your sleeve, and letting her stick you so good with that flu shot!!! Stay safe out there friends!

Hey secret unicorn lovers! At the top of the show I check my messages from SLS.com and see who wants to hook up with me this week. Should I hit or shit it? Tune in to find out! Later in the episode Dave gives us an update on his secret affair with the senior citizen lady from the animal shelter. Somebody better get neutered cuz this shit's getting crazy FAST!

Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Enthusiastic consent is STILL sexy even with full PPE. Stay safe friends!

Hello unicorn friends and lovers! The first 30 minutes of the show I go through my messages on SLS.com and share with the listeners if I give the people who hit me up a 'Yay' or 'Nay' (keep or delete). There's always a surprise lurking just around the corner, and this time was no different! Later in the show is an erotic story (courtesy of SLS.com) called, "The Exhibitionist In Me". Kay and Jon met late in life after being widowed and going through a divorce. They were in mad, passionate love with each other, making love more days in the week than not, with flirting and putting on little shows. When they attended their first swinger house party, their sexual escapades would be cranked up to eleven! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. What's the new sexy for 2020? Washing your hands, social distancing and wearing a mask!!!

Hello unicorn lovers! At the top of the show I go through my messages from SLS.com (lifestyle dating site) and read some of the profiles from sexy lifestylers who want to hook up with a unicorn. Later in the show Dave gives us an update (per a request from a fan!) on his love life. A woman he volunteers with at the animal shelter has been pent up in a passionless marriage for 30 years, yet they both secretly fantasize about each other. Will Dave be able to unleash the lust in this woman's sexually repressed heart? Tune in to find out!

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Enthusiastic consent is ALWAYS sexy!!!

Hey friends, this week I decided to finally check some of those messages from SLS I’ve been putting off for a while because of the pandemic. That’s about a half hour, then it’s onto an erotic story from SLS.com, “The First Party”. Brian and Jenny were a happy couple but had a few unfulfilled sexual fantasies. When they decided to spice up their sex life by trying out the lifestyle, little did they know cum would be shooting in all directions and in more situations than they could ever imagine! Don’t forget to catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Enthusiastic consent is still sexy, even when it’s at 6 feet with a mask!

This week love is in the air at a sexy bachelor/bachelorette party! I talked to some of my friends about how they viewed love and marriage in the lifestyle. Later in the episode is an erotic story, "Bringing Home the Boss" in honor of Labor Day (courtesy of SLS.com). Leslie is an unhappy workaholic married to a man addicted to cable TV. When Leslie's boss, Sharon, offers her 'supervisory skills' to save their troubled marriage, Leslie cannot refuse. Her sudden lesbian lust for her boss and desire to reignite the flames of her marriage become job #1.

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Enthusiastic Consent is sexy!!! Stay safe out there friends.

The truth is I'd never really considered myself a very sexual person and this story is a tale of how that changed for me, and I thought you might enjoy the tale because it was such a radical swing; such a departure from my normal way of being that I thought it might inspire some other shy women. We've been married for ten years and we have two kids, but for our tenth anniversary, my husband Ken booked us a week at a ski lodge in Whistler, Canada. The whole trip was a bit of a surprise...especially when I stepped into the sauna! (story courtesy of SLS.com).

BONUS: I performed at an open mic night on Friday...check out my bootleg!

Check us out on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Keep it sexy..Use enthusiastic consent and stay six feet back with a mask!