Laughing Unicorn

Calling all STONER unicorns! Happy 420 (Celebrating all things cannabis) Day! Now that weed is legal for adult recreational use in Arizona, (adults 21+) Snuggly Dave and I discuss a whole lotta tips and tricks we've learned on how to live your best cannabis lifestyle right now. Did you know cannabis is GREAT for enhancing your sex life?! We got the info you need right here, and it's all based on personal experience, not from some boring textbook. New to the weed scene? No problem, we have lots of advice on how to get started without the freak-out paranoia side effects that everybody seems to be terrified about. Later in the show we spilled all the salacious details about our latest encounter with a couple of new sexy friends. Enjoy and don't forget to eat your weed! Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Hey unicorn lovers! This week I sat down to take a look at my messages from SLS.com. I like to be spontaneous and read them for the first time as I'm recording for the show...definitely keeps it interesting! (duration: 42 minutes) Later in the show Snuggly Dave and I talked with the couple from episodes 148 & 149. There was some serious bi action going on, and on this episode you'll get the rest of the details on what happened at the "Temple of the Anus". Enjoy! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

This week is an erotic story two-banger! In the first story, Ankita continually brings up sex in conversation with Sarah, my wife. She is a 30 year old who is a sexy woman in a sexless marriage. Dangerous. (courtesy of SLS.com, 40 minutes) In the second story, two couples go to the lake for a relaxing weekend which quickly turns naughty! We decided to go outside and roll back the awning and watch the stars. Jen suggested playing cards and the two of them who are not too sober at this point are wanting to play strip poker... Thank you B & K for this super hot story! Wanna say hello? Send us a direct message on Twitter! @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

This week we're focusing on getting back to normal with more live coverage from the Open-Minded People's Party! I interviewed a couple of gal-pals about how they shared an erotic makeout session over a particular male body part we are quite fond of on this show. Later in the episode I talked to Snuggly Dave about my lifestyle dating adventures... One couple was spectacularly lesbionic and hot, while the other struggled to not crash and burn. For the latter half of the show, Dave was my consultant as I actively texted a particular couple to try to arrange a meeting of mutual interests. He did his best, but can this potential hookup be saved? Stay tuned... Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

I don't know if it was a mid-life crisis or just turning 50 that kicked my mind into overdrive, especially about sex. Catherine was only the second girl I had been with and I have never strayed our entire marriage. These feelings that I might have missed something kept growing inside me. I really love her and would never cheat on her. I know how much it would have hurt me if I found out she cheated on me... After dinner one evening, I fixed drinks and we adjourned to the deck and our hot tub. After some playful kissing and petting (she had cum several times), I asked my wife if she had ever thought about swinging... (story courtesy of SLS.com). Catch us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

I agreed to attend the women's seminar out of a feeling of obligation to a good friend. She had formed a company holding empowerment seminars for female corporate executives a year ago and this was the first retreat she had organized. I persuaded my company to pay for it because seven days at a health spa near New Mexico sounded good anyway. I hadn't been away from my husband for more than a day or two for years but his company was involved in a big merger so he couldn't come with me. Getting there was a pain in the ass but when I arrived the place was heaven... I figured I'd go straight to the jacuzzi.... The spicy scent of the Santa Fe foliage drifted to the water. No one else was there, so I slipped out of my clothes and sat in the tub, my back to the door. The water swirled around and I just began to feel relaxed when I felt the door creak open... (story courtesy of SLS.com). Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

(story courtesy of SLS.com) Amy and Rob moved into our neighborhood several years ago. Amy and I became friends as soon as we met. Even though I had never felt an attraction to women, there was something about Amy that attracted me right from the start. The way she carries herself and acts seems to attract both men and women. She has a wholesome girl next door appearance that belies hers sexy and sensual personality (20 minutes). MAILBAG: I said that I was gonna wait til March to check my SLS messages, but curiosity got the best of me.... Check us out on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Behold ye most faire unicorn lovers, our hero, Snuggly Dave, readies his longsword and bravely enters the TEMPLE OF THE ANUS. Who knows what mysteries lurk beyond the dark gates of the sphincter! Shall a ravenous dragon swoop down and swallow our courageous adventurer or will Snuggly Dave rise to the occasion and pull his sword from the stone? Listen and the truth shall be told. Godspeed to the ANUS!!! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Hey unicorn friends! You know, I gotta be honest. I thought last week's WienerPalooza was a bit of a letdown when the two guys I invited over weren't as into each other as I'd hoped... But not to worry, because this week, Snuggly Dave reignites my fantasy with another potential sexy man-on-man encounter. For the past few weeks, he's been in contact with a couple from SLS.com about the wife's fantasy. She wants to watch her husband suck another man's wiener and then slip it into his anus! Is Snuggly Dave up to the challenge? And even more importantly, how can I get these two men to engage in the unbridled homosexual passion I've always fantasized about watching? Listen as I attempt to suck and squeeze out every last detail out of Dave on this hard, throbbing issue! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Hello unicorn friends, and welcome the first annual (and perhaps last ever?!) WienerPalooza! As some of you might know, I am generally more into the ladies, but since we're fresh into a new year I figured it would be a great time to spice up my sex life with some new adventures. This week I decided to invite over a couple of single guys, Snuggly Dave and a new guy, Cactus Mark. Before we all hooked up, Mark shared some of his experiences in the lifestyle, how cannabis is adding a new dimension to his sex life, and a few other risque topics. Later on we do a post-hookup report and I let the listeners know exactly how I felt about this latest adventure... No spoilers, but let's just say it was a learning experience for all of us! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son