Laughing Unicorn

It's Christmas Eve, when people around the world are praying about miracles, standing under the mistletoe hoping for a kiss, and fantasizing about naughty debauchery while snug in our warm beds. So snuggle up dear listeners for a Christmas story about a sexual fantasy I've been thinking about for months. Will the holiday spirit be enough to make my fantasy to come true? I'm not sure yet but I did get one hell of a preview last night! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffnlvr @dragontatsn2son

This week I accompanied Snuggly Dave to his very first bisexual lifestyle party, and by 'bisexual', we mean EVERYONE is bisexual, including men! I talked to Dave before the party to find out what he was thinking about going into the party, I talked to one of the group hosts, Kevin, during the party and then after the party we break it all down for you with all the naughty details of what we experienced. Who knew i could squirt so much?! If you want to explore how you can get involved with this group, contact Kevin at [email protected]. New members welcome! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

The damage was not extensive, but I cleaned it and made sure I spent lots of time with the rubbing alcohol before I put several bandage pads across the graze. I used strips of tape to fasten them across, and put the ends of the tape from one side of his cheek to the other. I felt slightly naughty as I parted his cheeks to make sure that the tape was stuck down. I told him that he had better not cover the bandage until the bleeding stopped. The storm in the meantime had gotten progressively worse and I started to get genuinely scared... (story courtesy of SLS.com) Catch us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son 

A single female that wanted to be initiated into the lifestyle contacted us through our SLS profile. Lauren was just out of a boyfriend relationship that had been her first real sexual experience. Her profile showed a beautiful girl, age 22, articulate and mature of thought. My husband and I exchanged emails and phone calls with her and agreed to show her the ropes. We are in very good shape, being outdoor enthusiasts, in our late 40's. I'm 5'3" with 36D's and hubby is 5'10" with eyes that attract the girls. We had a 10-day vacation coming up at a remote cabin, so invited Lauren to join us for a week. She enthusiastically accepted saying that she loved the outdoors. (28 minutes, story courtesy of SLS.com) Later in the episode Dave and I are driving back from the Sierra Erotic XXXcitement Halloween party and recount all the naughty details for you, Enjoy!  Catch us on Twitter @tastymuffinlvr @unicornreport @dragontatsn2son

I washed her back with the luffa slowly, and methodically. I was careful to avoid anything she might not like. The last time I babysat, she had tasted me off David’s finger, and I had tasted her from between his legs, but we hadn’t touched. I began to lightly touch her with my bare hand while I used the luffa in my other. I slowly began to go farther and farther to the side, and then the front. As my fingers began to caress her chest she leaned back into me and my thigh went between her legs... (23 minutes, story courtesy of SLS.com) Later in the episode it's 'raining men' as I recount to Snuggly Dave my naughty details about a bisexual lifestyle party with mostly bisexual single men. Spoiler Alert! They like girls too. Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son.  Enthusiastic consent is sexy!!!

I brought myself to orgasm 2 times this way, the second lasting almost twice as long as the first. As I was preparing for a third orgasm I heard something that made my blood turn cold. The front door had clearly opened, and then closed. A few seconds later, Janice came out to the back porch and told me they were home. It was dark, and she kept her distance while we spoke, so I don’t think she could see into the tub that I wasn’t wearing any bottoms, or that the bottoms that I had been wearing were stuffed between my legs with nothing but a string hanging out. She told me that the bride had gotten wasted at the wedding, so the reception was cut short. She hoped I didn’t mind that they were early and she assured me that I could hang out in the tub as long as I wanted to. I thanked her, and without thinking of anything other then being polite I told her they could join me if they wanted... (story courtesy of SLS.com)

I watched intently as the characters fucked doggie-style, but then noticed that Carol was breathing heavily. I glanced over to make sure she was okay, and suddenly realized that she was masturbating, with one hand up her top and the other in her shorts. She saw me looking and smiled. “Does this turn you on?” she queried. “Ummm…. well….. I’m not sure,” I replied, not sure what to say. “It’s okay if it does. All girls together here. When was the last time you had sex, Vicky? Must’ve been months ago now?” (17 minutes, story courtesy of SLS.com). Later in the episode, I have a more detailed sexy story to share about that hottie music teacher from last week! Catch us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

My sexy former guitar teacher invited me to her Labor Day party just recently. I was super excited. I've always had a crush on her her since my very first lesson but pretty much resigned myself to a few choice fantasies and hadn't even seen her in 9 months. Little did I know my best fantasy about this hottie was about to materialize!!! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

After our meal I excused myself to the ladies room and the door had barely closed, when it flung back open to allow Jenna entrance. She said that the wine had gotten to her too and figured since women always go to the bathroom in twos, she'd join me. The wine had definitely gotten to me because I accepted her explanation at face value and continued on my mission of the moment. Relief. She came out of the stall as I was washing my hands and checking my makeup, slid behind me and whispered in my ear that she wanted me for desert. I was shocked! Although I was definitely attracted to her like no woman in my life and was sitting in a small puddle, I never thought of actually acting on it. (27 minutes, story courtesy of SLS.com). Later in the episode you'll hear about what happened when I stayed overnight at the Oz in AZ (group on SLS.com) party rather than getting a room for the night. It was a learning experience for sure!  Get VAXED and get sexy!!!

I have been thinking about your problem. And to be honest our chat excited and aroused me. Straight out, I would like to try and help you. It is possible that you might overcome it by practicing with me. There would not be any pressure for you to be anxious about pleasing me. And I would love to show you some techniques that arouse women... (story courtesy of SLS.com)