Laughing Unicorn

Ever wonder what lifestyle people talk about at sex parties? You're about to find out. 100% of this audio is recorded from the ABC (Anything But Clothes) Party recently put on by the sexy group, Sierra Vista XXXcitement on SLS.com.  This is part 1 of 2. Stay tuned for the second half!  Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

I was dumped onto the bed, and Lori sat on my legs, tickling me, while Kim and Nancy began tying my hands to the headboard. I was laughing and struggling, and a little bit goofy from the joints. I didn't notice anything really weird until I realized both my legs were also tied up, to the bottom bedposts.Nancy picked up a bowl of fruit, and fed me a strawberry. It was cold, and sweet, so I ate it. I figured this was some sort of "rite" that they were doing to me, so I didn't resist. Nancy sat next to me on the bed, as naked as I, feeding me orange slices, apple pieces, strawberries, grapes and the like. (story courtesy of SLS.com) Later in the show, I met up with Mrs. "Tall Hottie Lady" and Mr. "Xmas Sweater" at the local watering hole. Just as the Mr. stepped away to get drinks, that was when we started talking about the Mrs. hot first-time girl-on-girl experience with me, back in episode 183 (fast forward to the last 20 minutes of episode). No spoilers...but she kinda liked it...A LOT. ;-).  Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

"So, how does it feel to have guys looking at you and wanting to be with you every second of the day, when you’re out an about?" I asked Connie. She smiles at me, "You know when you come home sometimes and my pussy is all wet and I need you to fuck me?", she asks me. I said yes. "Well, it’s like that, I get all moist and feel sexy. It makes me feel like fucking. Unless the looks are just creepy guys that make me feel uncomfortable. "Oh, I see now!" I laugh, "Men eye-fucking you makes you horny. So, with that logic, all I need to do to get you in the mood is to show you off a bit, and presto, the men’s stares get you hot, and I get laid, win, win!" I say. (story courtesy of SLS.com) Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

I'm out again in another sleazy redneck bar, what fun; sarcasm even in my mind, it figures. Well, what else; I'm a sex addict, tried treatment, was told it was a compulsive problem, there is no cure and the only way to control it is better will power. Yes, tell someone who has a compulsive problem to control their compulsion, sure, and maybe someone stranded in the desert can control the their thirst for water, idiots! So, here I am prowling, hopefully I'll find something to whet my appetite. I know I don't look too bad for 32, 5'5", 120 lbs., firm C-cup chest, green eyes and shoulder length wavy blonde hair...Yes, I like women too, no need to discriminate, man or woman; sex is sex to me. (story courtesy of SLS.com). Later in the episode I get some sexy girlfriends together for a "Lesbian Leprechaun" girl party. Show me your shamrock ladies! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

I've been in the lifestyle for years now and in many ways I thought I'd seen it all...that is, until this episode. When newbie couples start looking for sexy fun, they often turn to more experienced couples to help them navigate the confusing and unpredictable landscape of non-monogamous sex. They're looking for guidance and protection from creepy predators.  I had the good fortune to meet one such couple. They shared their story about how they did this very thing, and we all got one hell of a surprise none of us even contemplated!  ...And at the end of the episode, get ready for an incredible EARgasm when I introduce my infamous "Mister T" vibrator to the very sensual and naughty female half!  Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

We were both laying in darkness and I felt my pussy start to tingle. I moved my hand between my legs and caressed my clit. I imagined the feeling of Brad's cock slipping up me and put a finger inside. I felt Jill's weight on the bed and felt her slip under the covers beside me. Tell me how we're going to seduce your mates so we can all fuck together. I moved my hand from between my legs and rolled on my side towards her. Well we both know that any sale takes place from the buyer's point of need, and that the best sales strategy always gets the customer to chase the sale... (story courtesy of SLS.com) Later in the episode I met up with a couple of sexy friends for a play session. In between naughty fun, I asked them a question: How do you help a newbie couple feel more comfortable with sexy lifestyle experiences? Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

To begin with, it was an off night for me to attend a lifestyle party because my va-jay-jay was "down for maintenance", but I decided to go anyway.  On top of that, I was already figuring there would be mostly dudes, but on the other hand, I was excited about the prospect of watching some super hot man-on-man action. And who knows... Maybe I could make something happen? Something did happen... and it was not what I expected! Write to us on Twitter or SLS.com. @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son  

Greg is showing me albums of boudoir style photography that he has done with other women. They range from mildly suggestive shots of blushing brides-to-be showing a hint of cleavage or ass to fully naked pictures of girls wearing nothing but their veil and tiara. After checking that I am not easily shocked or offended, he shows me another album, which he says is becoming an even bigger trend amongst couples. I flick through the pages and blush as I realize that all of the pictures are of people having sex. The shots are classy and artistic, mostly black and white, but all highly erotic. I pause on a picture of a girl about my age who is wearing nothing but a masquerade mask and giving her partner a blowjob. It’s a stunning image, and I can feel myself becoming moist as I study it... (story courtesy of SLS.com) Write to us on Twitter and SLS: @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsntucson @unicornreport

"Let him fuck your mouth, you little slut. Take it all, Bitch." I pushed her head forward and John’s cock slid nearly all the way to the back of her throat. He began to pump harder and faster, causing her to gag a little. She pushed her ass back into me as John grabbed the back of her head and held her tight. With one hand on her hip, I placed my other hand between her legs. The crotch of her pants was sopping wet as I rubbed and squeezed her poor aching pussy through her jeans. She moaned and gagged on John’s cock as he began to breathe heavily; both of his hands still on the back of her head. I knew that look on his face. The first time always comes the quickest... (story courtesy of SLS.com) AND later in the episode is a quick audio recording with my nearest and dearest sexy lifestyle friends, who I've known for years. If you're gonna have an orgy, do it with your besties! Plus some fan mail! Write to us on Twitter & SLS.com @tastymuffinlvr @unicornreport @dragontatsn2son

Does my husband secretly want to share me with his friends, to let other men stick their cocks in me, fuck me? Was this something he desired but was too afraid to approach me with? The more I thought on this more my need for answers grew. I needed to find the answers. And how would I feel, if I learned he indeed wanted to share me with other men? Can a man love a woman and watch her cum on the head of another man's cock? How would I feel sucking another dick in front of my husband, for my husband, I wondered... PLUS LIVE audio from a lifestyle NYE party! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son