Laughing Unicorn

Hey sexy friends!  I went up to the July 4th Oz in AZ Party (Oz in AZ is a Phoenix-based group you can find on SLS.com) as a solitary, naughty unicorn and I'm sharing all the sexy details of what went down with you and Snuggly Dave! Later on, Dave told me all about the status of his secret affair with another volunteer at the animal shelter. Enjoy! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son.   Get vaccinated cuz you know it's sexy!!!

I began to unbutton my blouse from the top down. After unbuttoning two buttons, for some unknown crazy reason I looked at Kay and asked her if she wanted to finish unbuttoning my blouse. I glanced over at John and he had the deer in the headlight look. He was as surprised as I was about what came out of my mouth. Without saying a word Kay took her right hand a slowly and sensuously began to unbutton my blouse. I couldn’t believe what was happening... I had never been involved in anything like this before. A woman was getting me turned on. I’m not a lesbian or bisexual, am I? What was happening? I didn’t care, I was just going with it and I was enjoying all the feelings. (story courtesy of SLS.com) Later in the episode, Dave and I share what we've been up to in the lifestyle lately. Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. GET VACCINATED!!! Sex is SO much sexier when it's not in a hospital.

My sexy friends B & K visited a lifestyle resort in southern California. Their stay was filled with lots of debauchery and surprises, and they're sharing their story with you! This place has been on my bucket list for years to go visit someday. Enjoy!  Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son   Enthusiastic consent is sexy!!! (Updated version, slightly edited to eliminate names)

The storm came in earlier than expected, and Carol ran toward her apartment beneath a torrent of heavy, freezing rain. She was relieved to have the week behind her and anticipated a boring weekend alone and mostly stuck inside. The forecast was for continued weather over the next two days. Two of her roommates, Brittney and Claire, had left earlier that morning to beat the weather. Anne was the third roommate and had also made plans to be gone for the weekend, but Carol wasn't sure when Anne planned to leave. Carol was dripping wet and freezing when she entered the apartment. The electricity was out and Carol could see little in the apartment as the early evening brought approaching darkness. Carol immediately noticed a faint glow from one of the bedrooms and realized Anne must still be home. (story courtesy of SLS.com) Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son.  

Looking through the window, I could see the two guys coming to do the job. One older lead man, and a young cute blonde guy, and I mean really cute. Watching them approach the garage, I continued to stare at the young blonde, thinking that “Wow, he is too cute to be working HVAC for very long”. He fits more the pool boy stereotype, I thought to myself. While lost in thought over this worker, I was brought back to my senses noticing him walk up to the front door. With a quick knock at the door, I answered, and was face to face with this blonde young man. Up close, he was cuter than I thought... As I was talking to him, I noticed his attention directly on me, catching him looking at me in the eye. I felt a blush come over my face and could not help to smile as I looked away, trying to direct my words to the work at hand. When I looked back up, he was still looking at me, or should I say, he was looking me over, but trying to do it without looking like he was doing it... (story courtesy of SLS.com)

Hey sexy listeners, I went to a party up in Phoenix knowing absolutely nobody, and came back with a great story to share with you! The hosts of the "OZ in AZ" group from SLS.com hosted a party back in May and I was able to interview them as the party was happening. Later in the show, I recounted with Dave all the dirty deeds I did as a... Very. Naughty. Unicorn. (Quick correction: In the show I called the group "Welcome to OZ" but it's actually called "Oz in AZ"). We also have fan mail from a listener, and I give them advice on how to scissor like a pro! Write to us on Twitter or SLS.com. @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son @unicornreport. Enthusiastic consent is sexy!!!

Welcome back unicorn lovers! I met a couple recently and I was their first unicorn! They share how they met, their lifestyle 'style', successes, disasters, tips for newbies and more. Enjoy! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

"I want to fool around with you, that's why I invited you over this afternoon. No, don't say anything yet. You see, Ali dear, my husband and I have taken a strong interest in you. We feel that not only are you about the loveliest girl in this whole town, but you also have tremendous potential of being one of the sexiest. It all depends on you, though. If you want to learn, want to find out how to make other people feel good while making yourself feel good at the same time, we want to help you learn. We don't want to force you in any way. We want you to want to learn, to completely enjoy what we teach you, even while you are learning." (story courtesy of SLS.com, approx. 24 minutes) Later in the show Snuggly Dave and I update you on on our LS adventures. Find out if Dave's package 'measures up' to a new unicorn's exacting standard. Robyn plays unicorn for a couple and shows them the erotic ways of the mythical 420 herb. Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffnlvr @dragontatsn2son. GET VACCINATED. The lifestyle community needs your winkie to be healthy! :-D

I felt warm, relaxed, and incredibly self-satisfied sitting in the hot tub, completely content to watch my beautiful bride's breasts swimming in the turbulent blue-lighted water. Sitting next to her was the fascinating twenty-four-year-old creature who had recently become a part of our lives. The words my wife had just articulated hung in the air for a moment and snapped me out of my blissful stupor. I could barely believe I had heard her correctly. I repeated the words in my mind just to make sure I wasn't dreaming and looked at her quizzically as if to say, "Are you sure you want to go there?". (story courtesy of SLS.com, approx. 42 minutes). Later in the show Snuggly Dave and I share updates about our wild and crazy lives in the lifestyle. I had a girl-on-girl encounter all night and Dave is getting ready for a hot date...Will he seal the deal? Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. GET VACCINATED TODAY so we can start boinking like horny rabbits again!!!

Hey unicorn friends, now that we're all vaccinated (or if you're not, I will assume that you're scheduled to get one ASAP) we can all get back to the business of shagging our friends. Last weekend I went down to the Sierra Vista Erotic XXXcitement Fiesta Party. Snuggly Dave decided to sit this one out to recuperate, so I was left to my own naughty unicorn devices...which was to help fulfill one lucky birthday lady's blindfolded gangbang fantasy, along with 9 other sexy guests. Enjoy! Write to us on Twitter: @tastymuffinlvr @unicornreport @dragontatsn2son ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!