Laughing Unicorn

Hello lover, I was hoping you would come back for more. 2017 is over but I’m going to make you my little slut one more time. Slip your earphones on and let me fill you with sweet orgasmic stories. Don’t tell anybody baby, this is just between you and me. Our little secret.

Be my good little unicorn love slave and hit me up on Twitter @UnicornReport. And if you don’t? Baby I’m gonna take you out back, bend you over and play with that little crack of yours until you’ve learned your lesson…and you better be over 18 to listen to this show if you know what’s good for you. We are also a proud member of the Adult Social Network (ASNRADIO.com).

Do you even have a clue about what it was like to fuck in 2017? Maybe you threw a few bones here and there, but you'll never stack up to a unicorn. Yeah you heard that right, unicorns fucked the shit out of 2017 and we're not sorry either. Get the lube bitches, this is only part ONE of THREE. You better be ready to go all night you little slut!

Be my good little unicorn love slave and hit us up on Twitter @UnicornReport, or find us on SLS.com DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. We are also a proud member of the Adult Social Network (ASNRADIO.com). Enjoy the show as long as you are over 18. If you are under 18, turn this shit off NOW before I tell your parental units and you know I will, cuz hey, unicorns can.

Happy New Year unicorn friends! New Year’s Eve was the last sexy party of the year for us and we’re sharing it with you! Everything was recorded on location at the party. It’s a celebration of friendship and lifestyle fun!

We love our listeners! Give us a shoutout on Twitter @UncornReport or find us on SLS.com DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. We are also a proud member of the Adult Social Network. You can check us out plus many other sexy shows on ASNRADIO.com! Enjoy the show as long as you are over 18.

Merry Christmas unicorn friends! We’re spreading holiday cheer far and wide because it's truly a wonderful lifestyle! Snuggly Dave and I went Christmas caroling around the neighborhood with our sexy friends. Don’t tell Santa, but we were more than a little naughty afterwards! Find out what we’re wishing for under our ‘Lifestyle Christmas Tree’! I also talked about our delicious MFF date with Sexy Dawn and how I snuck in a make-out session with the rest of the girls in Karen’s closet! And…If you’ve ever wondered how lesbians have sex, Dawn and I show you how it all goes down using silly sound effects. You won’t want to miss it! BONUS: Sound bites from the Christmas classic, 'It’s a Wonderful Life' (taken out of context of course).

We love our listeners! Give us a shoutout on Twitter @UncornReport or find us on SLS.com DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. We are also a proud member of the Adult Social Network. You can check us out plus many other sexy shows on ASNRADIO.com! Enjoy the show as long as you are over 18.

Season’s greetings unicorn friends! This episode is packed full of lifestyle holiday cheer! Handsy McPicklePants the Lifestyle Elf was our special guest star, direct from the North Pole, you won’t want to miss it! (He’s also on our Twitter page @UnicornReport)

Highlights of this episode:

1. We talk about our new video feeds ‘Ask a Unicorn for Cheapskates Who Don’t Want to Pay a Cam Girl’ and ‘Questions & Answers’ on Twitter! (@UnicornReport and @Tastymuffinlvr)

2. Dave and I divulge the sordid details of our hot dates!

3. I discuss an unexpectedly creepy situation at work.

4. Dave, Joanne and I recount our sexy threesome as we drive home from a play party!

We love our listeners! Give us a shoutout on Twitter @UncornReport or find us on SLS.com DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. We are also a proud member of the Adult Social Network. You can check us out plus many other sexy shows on ASNRADIO.com! Enjoy the show as long as you are over 18.

Hey unicorn lovers! This week is a cerebral episode, so get the sexiest part of your lifestyle brain in gear! Dave and I felt inspired by a recent conversation about boundaries on Twitter so we decided to create an episode about this and other related topics. While we are certainly not experts, we do base our viewpoints on our own experiences in the lifestyle and hope that you get as much out of this conversation as we did! Here’s a quick rundown of topics:

1. The importance of asking permission BEFORE touching rather than touching first and assuming everything is ok until the person says no.

2. The importance of being fully informed of the lifestyle’s positive and negative aspects to ensure the best decisions possible for play.

3. The importance of advocating for yourself and establishing boundaries.

4. The significance of taking action and telling the host if someone violates your boundaries at a play party.

5. Why do some people experienced in the lifestyle, podcasters in particular, intentionally avoid discussing creepy behavior on their shows? Does this help or hurt newbies who might be interested in exploring the lifestyle?

6. How to help people who may be reluctant to express their desires get what they really want.

7. Do some men have to ‘give permission’ for women to go after what they want? How can we, as women, just go for what we want without the need to ‘ask for permission’ first?

8. AND saving the best for last…how to create a genuine, super hot girl on girl experience!

We love our listeners! Give us a shoutout on Twitter @UncornReport or find us on SLS.com DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. We are also a proud member of the Adult Social Network. You can check us out plus many other sexy shows on ASNRADIO.com! Enjoy the show as long as you are over 18.

Hey unicorn peeps! Have you ever fantasized about talking to a porn star? Well we have and we did! On November 28th 2017, Snuggly Dave, Sexy Dawn and I talked to the most sexy and sensual porn star, Mindi Mink, to ask her about the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo (http://adultentertainmentexpo.com/) coming up in Las Vegas at the end of January, and our conversation was all kinds of awesome! We’ll be at the AVN Expo in January and we hope you will too!

So listeners, listen up! To get the most out of this episode, PLEASE FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS VERY CAREFULLY!!! BEFORE you listen to this episode of the Unicorn Report, look up and listen to the ‘Mindi Mink and Lee’ show dated 11/28/17, entitled “Popcorn, Pretzels and Pizza Crust”. You can find it on iTunes, asnradio.com, and other ways, although I found these two to be the easiest access points thus far.

While of course I recommend listening to the entire episode, if you’re in a hurry, fast forward 32 minutes and you’ll hear us calling into the show! We talked for about a half hour. (By the way, I still can’t believe we were able to stay on the line for that long!) Afterwards, tune back into this episode of the Unicorn Report and you can listen to us as we cook dinner and talk about how awesome and excited we were to talk to Mindi and Lee!

So…If you’ve ever wanted to chat with a porn star, I recommend calling Mindi and Lee on Tuesday nights, starting at 7:00 pm eastern time on XXXPornStarRadio.com, through the All Pleasure Network (allpleasurenetwork.com) or ASNRADIO.com. They are both very nice and super sexy and fun! The phone number to call in is 267-404-1770. And…If you’re super-fan of our show, tell them the peeps from the Unicorn Report sent you!

We love our listeners! Give us a shout out on Twitter @UncornReport or find us on SLS.com DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. We are also a proud member of the Adult Social Network. You can check us out plus many other sexy shows, such as the Mindi Mink and Lee Show on ASNRADIO.com! Enjoy the show as long as you are over 18.

Hey unicorn friends! Join us and a bunch of other swingin’ turkeys for a Thanksgiving play party here in Tucson, AZ. Snuggly Dave, Sexy Dawn and I flirted as we enjoyed Thanksgiving meals and shared what we are thankful for in the lifestyle. As the party came to a close, we divulged the debaucherous details of our turkey trysts!

We are thankful for you, our listeners! Give us a shout out on Twitter @UncornReport or find us on SLS.com DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. We are also a proud member of the Adult Social Network. You can check us out plus many other sexy shows at ASNRADIO.com! Enjoy the show as long as you are over 18.

Hey unicorn friends! This week Dave, Sara and I hit the SLUTWALK in Tucson, AZ. This event is a world-wide protest movement to raise awareness of gender inequality and the rape culture that places the blame for sexual violence on the victim rather than the perpetrator. We interviewed a wide range of participants, including a mother of three, a sex worker, a single guy, a former crisis advocate, plus others. They bravely volunteered to share their viewpoints with you the listeners! It is our sincere hope that you enjoy the episode and learn as much as we did participating.

In closing, we also addressed the disgusting crime of ‘stealthing’, which is when a man secretly takes off his condom while having sex with his partner. It’s happened to a couple of people we know personally here in southern Arizona. This disturbing practice presents a serious health hazard to everyone in the lifestyle (and ultimately the community at large) and needs to be addressed!

We love our listeners! Give us a shout out on Twitter @UncornReport or find us on SLS.com DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. We are also a proud member of the Adult Social Network. You can check us out plus many other sexy shows at ASNRADIO.com!

Enjoy the show as long as you are over 18.

Hey unicorn lovers! This week a group of four friends drove up to Phoenix, AZ to attend an awesome Doobie Brothers Tribute concert. While on the road Dave and I talked about why friendship is integral part of the lifestyle and how it’s made our experiences so much more fulfilling and fun! We also talked about how I have been empowering myself to get in touch with my own authentic sexual desires, ultimately creating the best and hottest experiences possible in the lifestyle. At the end of show there’s a short audio clip of one of the songs from the concert. Enjoy!

We love our listeners! Give us a shout out on Twitter @UncornReport or find us on SLS.com DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. We are also a proud member of the Adult Social Network. You can check us out plus many other sexy shows at ASNRADIO.com!

Enjoy the show as long as you are over 18.