Today's Who? Weekly covers oft-ignored categories of Wholebrities: helicopter pilot Whos, alien Whos, and Whos surrounded by protective shells that are susceptible to cracking. I am, of course, talking about Lauren Sanchez (the girlfriend of Jeff Bezos), Jeanine Mason and Nathan Parsons (aka the stars of Roswell, New Mexico), and World_Record_Egg (aka the most-liked Instagram photo of all time). Also featured on today's episode: Tom Hardy's affinity for Forrest Gump, Katherine Schwarzenegger's upcoming presidential run, and the WORST two songs on Rita Ora's Phoenix.