DOCKET ALERTS:

The lady who wore a penis costume to a No Kings protest in Fairhope, Alabama was acquitted of disturbing the peace.

DNI Tulsi Gabbard referred the Ukraine Whistleblower and former Intelligence Community Inspector General to the DOJ for criminal prosecution. Crime: TBD.

US Attorney for DC Jeanine Pirro continues to harass the Federal Reserve. This time she sent prosecutors to bang on the door demanding to inspect the ongoing renovations.

The Trump administration uses the threat of administrative sanctions to force changes it can't get from Congress or the courts. The Justice Department extorted $17 million from IBM — which just so happens to have billions of dollars in government contracts! — for committing DEI "fraud." And the FTC forced brand advisers to agree not to "discriminate" against conservative media outlets.

On a more positive note, a judge in Maryland continues to block the ICE facility being constructed in the state, and Judge Richard Leon put the kibosh on Trump's ballroom … again.

MAIN SHOW:

A jury slapped Live Nation and Ticket Master in the antitrust lawsuit filed in New York. The feds noped out two days into trial, but the states who picked up the baton and ran with it. The jurors found the company liable on all counts. We talk about the ins and outs of the decision and some pending legal questions still waiting for resolution.

We also break down a new lawsuit brought by a lawful resident of Maine with no criminal record who was seized by ICE during "Operation Catch of the Day" and brutalized. Can he sue under the Maine Civil Rights Act? And if so, is this a path forward for blue states to fill the gap left by inadequate federal laws?

Penis costume protester prevails in court

https://www.courthousenews.com/penis-costume-protester-prevails-in-court/

Tulsi's "Criminal Referral" of the Ukraine Whistleblower and ICIG

https://www.dni.gov/index.php/newsroom/press-releases/press-releases-2026/4154-pr-06-26

Prosecutors from Jeanine Pirro's office tried to access Federal Reserve headquarters, but were turned away

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/prosecutors-jeanine-pirro-office-visit-federal-reserve-headquarters-jerome-powell/

Justice Department settles with IBM over alleged DEI practices

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/04/16/justice-department-settles-with-ibm-over-alleged-dei-practices/

Ad firms settle with Trump FTC over claims they boycotted conservative media

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/04/ad-firms-settle-with-trump-ftc-over-claims-they-boycotted-conservative-media

Maryland v. Mullin

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72313096/state-of-maryland-v-mullin

National Trust for Historic Preservation v. National Park Service

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72028010/national-trust-for-historic-preservation-in-the-united-states-v-national

US v. LiveNation [docket via CourtListener]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/68557723/united-states-of-america-v-live-nation-entertainment-inc/?order_by=desc&page=1

Carvajal-Munoz v. Ravencamp [docket via CourtListener]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/73186770/carvajal-munoz-v-ravencamp/

Maine Civil Rights Act, 5 M.R.S. 4682

https://legislature.maine.gov/statutes/5/title5sec4682.html

"State Law, the Westfall Act, and the Nature of the Bivens Question," [2013 U. Penn. L. Rev.]

https://scholarship.law.georgetown.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1976&context=facpub

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The Fifth Circuit is crossing out laws just for sport. This time it's a 140-year-old ban on making homebrew hooch, because YOLO.

Trump's lawsuit against the Wall Street Journal and Rupert Murdoch over an article describing his creepy birthday card to Jeffrey Epstein was dismissed. But … that dismissal was without prejudice, so he can take another swing at it. The trollsuit against the BBC is still limping along.

Deputy General Counsel at the Department of Education Josh Kleinfeld makes an interesting pitch to George Mason's Antonin Scalia Law School, which is currently under investigation by … the Department of Education.

And Trump's ballroom blitz takes a tumble in court.

MAIN SHOW:

Trump discovers one weird trick to make the Presidential Records Act disappear. All he has to do is order the Office of Legal Counsel to come up with a memo saying it's unconstitutional and — hey, presto! — he can steal or shred or delete any document he likes.

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Are we the pirates now?

Trump v. Murdoch

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/70843413/trump-v-murdoch

Trump v. BBC

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72040010/trump-v-british-broadcasting-corporation

Fifth Circuit Home Distillers Ruling

https://www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub/24/24-10760-CV0.pdf

Trump Admin Lawyer Applies To Be Law School Dean, Suggests It Might Help Investigations Go Away

https://abovethelaw.com/2026/04/trump-admin-lawyer-applies-to-be-law-school-dean-suggests-it-might-help-investigations-go-away/

Ballroom Blitz Blocked

https://www.lawandchaospod.com/p/ballroom-blitz-blocked

National Trust for Historic Preservation v. National Park Service

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/73127510/national-trust-for-historic-preservation-v-nps

April 1, 2026 OLC Memorandum on the Presidential Records Act

https://www.justice.gov/olc/media/1434131/dl

Judicial Watch v. NARA ("Socks Case"), 845 F.Supp.2d 288 (DC Cir. 2012)

https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=15818036517066124081

Trump v. Mazars, 591 US 848 (2020)

https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=2096461232780826445

Nixon v. Administrator of General Svcs. et al., 433 US 425 (1977)

https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=11884364268460571560

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DOCKET ALERTS:

Judge Brian Murphy blocked termination of TPS for 5,000 Ethiopians.

DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin will continue Noem's tradition of announcing his intention to violate the law in advance, so as to give litigants a heads up.

Michael Avenatti moves to a halfway house, remains a full-way non-lawyer.

And Democrats overperformed in Tuesday's special elections.

MAIN SHOW:

Crazytimes continue at the DOJ as Trump's goons jockey to replace Pam Bondi. Acting AG Todd Blanche is professing his love for Trump at the podium. US Attorney for DC Jeanine Pirro can't indict a ham sandwich, and juries are telling her to take a hike. Politico says Harmeet Dhillon, head of the DOJ's Civil Rights Division, is in the running for the top job. She's currently trying to indict January 6 Committee witness Cassidy Hutchinson for perjury — which has exactly nothing to do with civil rights. And Dhillon's office keeps losing when she sues states demanding they turn over their voter rolls.

Will Republicans invoke the 25th Amendment to remove Trump from office? (No.) But the fact that we're asking the question shows how far we've come.

And in Tennessee, Kilmar Abrego Garcia is trying to get his human smuggling case dismissed on grounds of vindictive prosecution. Both the government and Garcia filed their briefs this week. The government claims that prosecution started with an article in the local paper, the Tennessee Star. Which is weird because the case was reopened in Baltimore the week before the article was published — and DHS is actually the source of the reporting!

Blanche Steals Bondi's Brown Nose

https://lawandchaospod.substack.com/p/blanche-steals-bondis-brown-nose

Justice Dept.'s Civil Rights Division Is Investigating Star Witness Against Trump

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/us/doj-cassidy-hutchinson-investigation-trump.html

Kilmar Abrego Garcia [TN criminal docket]

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.tnmd.104622/

2022 TN Traffic Stop of Kilmar Abrego Garcia Was Day Three of Trip That Originated in Houston, Took Detour to St. Louis, Crossed Trafficking Hubs and Areas with MS-13

https://tennesseestar.com/justice/2022-tn-traffic-stop-of-kilmar-abrego-garcia-was-day-three-of-trip-that-originated-in-houston-took-detour-to-st-louis-crossed-trafficking-hubs-and-areas-with-ms-13/tpappert/2025/04/21/

African Communities Together v. Noem [TPS for Ethiopians]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72178312/african-communities-together-v-noem/

Mullin weighs using airport customs as leverage against sanctuary cities

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mullin-weighs-using-airport-customs-leverage-against-sanctuary-cities

Judge Jeanine's Big Audition

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/judge-jeanine-pirro-attorney-general-trump-jerome-powell.html

Inside the battle to be Trump's next attorney general

​​https://www.politico.com/news/2026/04/09/trump-attorney-general-blanche-dhillion-pirro-00864988

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DOCKET ALERTS:

Pam Bondi is GTFO! But the mess she leaves will take a generation to repair.

The Supreme Court paved the way to disappear Steve Bannon's conviction for contempt of Congress.

Trump commands the NCAA to quit being woke. He also has thoughts about the transfer portal.

MAIN SHOW:

Judge Richard Leon! Preliminarily enjoins! Trump's tackyass ballroom! Administration files ridiculous appeal!

Justin Baldoni is back to teach us CivPro. This time, he's largely prevailing on his motion for judgment on the pleadings, as Judge Liman dismisses ten of Blake Lively's 13 counts. Turns out, she never signed her contract, and the contract established that she was an employee, not an independent contractor. Since independent contractors can't sue for discrimination under Title VII, her harassment claims are out. And the contract had a choice of law provision that agreed to abide by California law. No contract … no automatic California law.

And of course we'll break down the Supreme Court's birthright decision hearing. So many clips!

SCOTUS Orders List April 6, 2026

https://www.supremecourt.gov/orders/courtorders/040626zor_5iek.pdf

Trump Executive Order to De-Woke the NCAA

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/04/urgent-national-action-to-save-college-sports/

National Trust for Historic Preservation v. National Park Service [Ballroom trial docket]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72028010/national-trust-for-historic-preservation-in-the-united-states-v-national/

National Trust for Historic Preservation v. National Park Service [Ballroom appeal docket]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/73127510/national-trust-for-historic-preservation-v-nps/

Lively v. Wayfarer

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/69510553/lively-v-wayfarer-studios-llc/?order_by=desc

Blake Lively's (unsigned) Actor Loan-Out Agreement [Exhibit 263]

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.634304/gov.uscourts.nysd.634304.964.121.pdf

Birthright Citizenship SCOTUS Transcript

https://www.supremecourt.gov/oral_arguments/argument_transcripts/2025/25-365_l6gn.pdf

Birthright Citizenship SCOTUS Audio

https://www.supremecourt.gov/oral_arguments/audio/2025/25-365

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DOCKET ALERTS:

The House Judiciary Committee wants to change the US Attorney statute to say what Attorney General Bondi claimed it did in court. This would involve the Senate voluntarily surrendering their power to vote on nominees, so … lotsa luck. Back in New Jersey, prosecutors say they'll seek superseding indictments in cases with Alina Habba's name on them, to remove the stink of illegitimacy.

The DOJ has quietly settled a trollsuit filed by red states and rightwing trolls, including Robert Kennedy, alleging social media censorship by the Biden administration. The Supreme Court already dropkicked this case once, so the parties agreed to simply declare victory and go home.

And Sam Bankman-Fried finds new ways to piss off judges and be sooooo weird, this time with help from his mom.

MAIN SHOW:

The DOJ settled a bogus lawsuit filed by former national security advisor Mike Flynn. His malicious prosecution claims had already been tossed by a federal judge, but she let him amend his complaint again, and by then Trump was back in the White House. Is this a new template for MAGA criminals to back the truck up to the Treasury and start filling it with taxpayer cash? The January 6 defendants sure seem to think so! We'll compare a newly filed case by rioters with a suit filed by pardoned Proud Boys.

And we've got a deep dive into the birthright citizenship case Trump v. Barbara, which will be argued at the Supreme Court this Wednesday.

Kennedy v. Biden

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/67089647/kennedy-v-biden/?order_by=desc

Missouri v. Biden

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/63290154/missouri-v-biden/?order_by=desc

US v. Bankman-Fried

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/66631292/united-states-v-bankman-fried

Tarrio v. US [Proud Boys Bivens Suit]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/70474277/tarrio-v-united-states-of-america

Sullivan v. US [J6ers FTCA Suit]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/73101995/sullivan-v-united-states/

Flynn v. US [Flynn FTCA]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/66930673/flynn-v-united-states

Dred Scott v. Sandford, 60 US 393 (1857)

https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=3231372247892780026

US v. Wong Kim Ark, 169 US 649 (1898)

https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=3381955771263111765

Indian Citizenship Act of 1924

https://www.archives.gov/files/historical-docs/doc-content/images/indian-citizenship-act-1924.pdf

Indian Law Scholars' Amicus Brief [via SCOTUS]

https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25/25-365/399370/20260226125541217_Barbara%20Amicus%20Brief.pdf

The Nationality Act of 1940 [student Note]

https://www.jstor.org/stable/1335062

Trump v. Barbara

https://www.supremecourt.gov/search.aspx?filename=/docket/docketfiles/html/public/25-365.html

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DOCKET ALERTS:

Anthropic got its injunction against the Department of Defense and Pete Hegseth's designation of the company as a supply chain risk.

Elon Musk lost a shareholder class action suit in California over sh*tposts he made when he was trying to get out of buying Twitter. He demands a new trial because the jury made a 420 joke, and everyone knows that only he is allowed to do that. Meanwhile in Texas, X Corp lost a lawsuit against a bunch of Fortune 500 companies for daring to take their business elsewhere

Trump housing goon Bill Pulte is back on his BS, trying again to get someone to indict New York Attorney General Letitia James, this time for insurance fraud.

Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier is threatening NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell that there will be hell to pay if he doesn't ditch the Rooney Rule.

And Minnesota law enforcement and prosecutors sued the Departments of Justice and Homeland Security for blockading the evidence in the shootings of Renee Good, Julio Cesar Sosa-Celis, and Alex Pretti.

MAIN SHOW:

The Eighth Circuit joins the Fifth in endorsing ICE's fakakta interpretation of the mandatory detention statute.

Facebook/Meta/Zuckerberg loses in two courts — just like Elon/Twitter! In New Mexico, a jury ordered the company to pay $375 million in lawsuit brought by the state over unfair trade practices. And a jury in California awarded $6 million to a woman who became addicted to social media as a little girl and suffered serious emotional consequences.

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For seven months, the DOJ told a court that ICE had revised its policy on arrests inside courthouses, including immigration courts. Only … they hadn't. Now a federal judge in New York is on the warpath, and DOJ is trying to make sure that DHS takes the fall.

Trump housing chief seeks new DOJ probe of New York AG Letitia James

https://www.ms.now/news/trump-housing-chief-doj-new-york-letitia-james-pulte

Anthropic Injunction

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cand.465515/gov.uscourts.cand.465515.134.0.pdf

X Corp v. World Federation of Advertisers

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/69017972/x-corp-v-world-federation-of-advertisers/

Pampena v Musk

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/65412803/giuseppe-pampena-v-elon-rmusk

Florida AG Uthmeier tells NFL to end diversity-promoting 'Rooney Rule'

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2026/03/26/florida-ag-uthmeier-tells-nfl-to-end-diversity-promoting-rooney-rule/

Minnesota v. DOJ

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72590076/state-of-minnesota-v-us-department-of-justice/

African Communities Together v. Lyons

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/70993525/african-communities-together-v-lyons

Avila v. ICE (8th Cir. mandatory detention) [docket via CourtListener]

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ca8.113186/gov.uscourts.ca8.113186.00805482414.3.pdf

State of New Mexico v. Meta (NM state investigation of Facebook)

https://nmag.gov/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/2023-12-05-NM-v.-Meta-et-al.-COMPLAINT-REDACTED.pdf

Smith v. TikTok (CA state lawsuit against social media addiction)

https://www.courthousenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/social-media-lawsuits-kgm-motion-denied.pdf

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DOCKET ALERTS:

Lots of legal news out of US Agency for Global Media, the parent agency for Voice of America. Judge Royce Lamberth ruled that Kari Lake was never legally appointed CEO of USAGM, and thus her orders shutting the sub-agencies down and firing all the employees were null and void. The government appealed, but in the sloppiest way possible. Now the agency is getting sued again for violating the firewall protecting journalistic independence, forcing the networks to air AI slop praising Trump. But Kari Lake has an answer for that, and it is to call the judge a fatso.

Judges in the District of New Jersey have appointed longtime prosecutor Robert Frazer as US Attorney. And so far, Attorney General Bondi hasn't fired him.

Judge Roy Altman, a Trump appointee, seems disinclined to put an end to Trump's trollsuits right out of the gate. He's allowing the case against the BBC to proceed to discovery. And he dismissed the complaint against Capital One for tortious debanking, but allowed Trump 90 days to conduct discovery and refile.

MAIN SHOW:

We've got an update on Kilmar Abrego Garcia. The government says it has to send him to Liberia (where he does not agree to go) instead of Costa Rica (where he does agree to go) because Secretary Marco Rubio spent a lot of time negotiating with Liberia to take Abrego, and it would be so embarrassing not to send him there.

And we'll break down the Supreme Court's recent decision in Olivier v. City of Brandon, a case involving a truly obnoxious street preacher that implicates your right to sue the government.

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The Trump administration is suing Harvard under Title VI, claiming that the school failed to protect Jewish students and must forfeit billions.

Widakuswara v. Lake I [DC Circuit]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72521013/patsy-widakuswara-v-kari-lake/

Widakuswara v. Lake [Trial Court]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/69846584/widakuswara-v-lake

Widakuswara v. Lake II [DC Circuit]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72528662/widakuswara-v-lake/

District New Jersey Appointment Order

https://www.njd.uscourts.gov/sites/njd/files/STANDINGORDER2026-03.pdf

Trump Suit Against Capital One Dismissed But Can Be Refiled

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-suit-against-capital-one-200454780.html

Trump v. BBC

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72040010/trump-v-british-broadcasting-corporation

Trump v. Capital One

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/69853458/the-donald-j-trump-revocable-trust-v-capital-one-na

US v. Harvard

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72520538/unites-states-of-america-v-harvard-university-fellows-and-president/

Abrego Garcia v. Noem (habeas petition) [docket via CourtListener]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/71191591/abrego-garcia-v-noem/?order_by=desc

Zadvydas v. Davis, 533 U.S. 678 (2001)

https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=16478079160883986502

Kennedy v. Bremerton School Dist., 597 U.S. _____ (2022)

https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/21pdf/21-418_i425.pdf

Olivier v. City of Brandon [US Supreme Court]

https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25pdf/24-993_10n2.pdf

Olivier v. City of Brandon (Appendix containing ordinance) [US Supreme Court]

https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24/24-993/352124/20250314105732247_Olivier%20Pet.%20App.pdf

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DOCKET ALERTS:

The Supreme Court rebuffed the Trump Administration's "emergency" request to revoke temporary protected status for half a million Haitian and Syrian nationals. It granted cert before judgment and set oral argument for April.

The DOJ dropped charges against Jay Carey, a veteran who burned a flag in Lafayette Park to protest Trump's executive order purporting to ban flag-burning.

In Massachusetts, Judge Brian Murphy blocked HHS Secretary Kennedy's attempt to rewrite the child and adult vaccine schedules.

And the Justice Department keeps lowering the bar in an effort to get lawyers willing to sign on to burn down their reputations in service of the Trump agenda.

MAIN SHOW:

We discuss US Attorney for DC Jeanine Pirro's crashout over the implosion of her retaliatory investigation into Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell. Judge Boasberg quashed the subpoenas, saying that there was no reason at all to think Powell committed a crime.

The Judicial Conference is making it slightly easier for criminal defendants to secure representation. They're also going to war with the General Services Administration, the world's worst landlord.

The Live Nation trial continues, without the government. Andrew's got a deep dive into the Tunney Act and a similar antitrust case blown up by the Trump DOJ under pressure from well-connected lobbyists. These people made us agree with Laura Loomer — RUDE!

TPS Cert Before Judgment

https://www.supremecourt.gov/orders/courtorders/031626zr1_5h25.pdf

US v. Carey [Flag burning]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/71223464/united-states-v-carey

American Academy of Pediatrics v. Kennedy [Vaccines]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/70722326/american-academy-of-pediatrics-v-kennedy/

Judiciary Says Courthouses Are in Crisis, Seeks Real Property Authority

https://www.uscourts.gov/data-news/judiciary-news/2026/02/24/judiciary-says-courthouses-are-crisis-seeks-real-property-authority

US judiciary approves new public defender office focused on US Supreme Court advocacy

https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/us-judiciary-approves-new-public-defender-office-focused-us-supreme-court-2026-03-10

DOJ to Allow Hiring of US Prosecutors Straight Out of Law School

https://news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/doj-to-allow-hiring-of-us-prosecutors-straight-out-of-law-school

Law School Tells Students, 'You MUST Be Aligned Politically With President Trump,' For Summer Job

https://abovethelaw.com/2026/03/law-school-tells-students-you-must-be-aligned-politically-with-president-trump-for-summer-job/

Jeanine Pirro Crashes Out

https://www.lawandchaospod.com/p/jeanine-pirro-crashes-out

In re Grand Jury Subpoenas [Jerome Powell]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72490330/in-re-grand-jury-subpoenas

The Rule of Law Versus the Rule of Lobbyists [Roger Alford]

https://assets.bwbx.io/documents/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/rqWZHzWNbqZc/v0

Proposal to Give Judiciary Real Property Authority

https://www.uscourts.gov/sites/default/files/document/judiciary-real-property-authority-legislative-package.pdf

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We've got two deep dives for you today, each with a lot of laughs (and almost no Donald Trump)!

First, we break down the lawsuit brought by seven police officers against rapper Afroman for hurting their feelings, which ended in a total victory for the defense. It's still legal to make fun of cops in America! We dissect the claims, discuss what it means to sue for false light invasion of privacy and unreasonable publicity. And then we break down the audio of closing arguments and how each side went about persuading an all-white jury in deep red rural Ohio.

Then, we discuss the ongoing shenanigans in the US Attorney's Office for the District of New Jersey, where the Trump administration has installed a "triumvirate" of lawyers to run the office rather than just submit a nominee to the Senate. Things came to a head when the government botched a prosecution for child sexual abuse materials and tried to plow ahead anyway. Judge Zahid Quraishi summoned the DOJ lawyer responsible to appear in court and… it did not go well.

And for subscribers, we have a bonus that dives even deeper into the mess the Trump administration has gotten into in New Jersey because it refuses to back down and just do the normal thing.

Cooley v. Foreman [Afroman lawsuit]

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23721423-afroman-lawsuit/

United States v. Villafane (D.N.J. settlement) [docket via CourtListener]

https://www.courtlistener.com/profile/docket-alerts/

"Lemon Pound Cake" [via OGAfroman YouTube]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xxK5yyecRo

"Why You Disconnecting My Video Camera?" [via OGAfroman YouTube]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISe3IVBBbyU&list=OLAK5uy_noWRXtUiSWHo7cMRoI34uqhSRSDpIFtqY&index=3

"Licc'em Low Lisa" [via OGAfroman YouTube]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wWQxSV8CK8

"Randy Walters is a Son of a Bitch" [via OGAfroman YouTube]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4AiuqQpB1U

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DOCKET ALERTS:

Kash Patel brings UFC to FBI. WTF???

A federal judge in Maryland issued a TRO blocking the construction of an ICE detention facility without first undertaking the legally required environmental impact assessment.

The Trump administration filed an "emergency" petition to the Supreme Court demanding that it be allowed to immediately deport 350,000 Haitians who have enjoyed Temporary Protected Status for decades. It insists an earlier shadow docket ruling allowing it to deport Venezuelan TPS holders is precedential. An amicus brief from 175 former judges points out that shadow docket orders are definitionally non-precedential.

The USDA is teaming up with Robert Kennedy and his team of freaks at Health and Human Services to Make America Healthy Again … by shaming poor people for their food choices. SNAP recipients sued in DC to block a "pilot" program to allow states to restrict food benefits to exclude sugary foods.

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DOGE destroyed the National Endowment for the Humanities in three weeks last spring. We wrote about it on the blog, and discussed the ongoing litigation. Turns out, the DOGE dudes are pissed that the plaintiffs released video of them smirking their way through depositions.

On Monday, in the middle of trial, the Trump administration tried to blow up the antitrust lawsuit against Live Nation, the parent company of Ticketmaster. This leaves the 40 states which joined the suit as co-plaintiffs in the lurch. Judge Arun Subramanian has ordered the parties to huddle up and see if they can't negotiate a settlement. Will the case go forward next week without the lead plaintiff?

And Andrew has an extended exploration of Trump's plan to use a little known federal agency called the United States International Development Finance Corporation (DFC) to get oil tankers to cross the Strait of Hormuz. The DFC has released a plan (or at least, concepts of a plan) to reinsure insurance companies that issue war riders. Which might help if insurance companies were refusing to issue policies to ships at sea – except that insurance companies are still underwriting as many marine policies as ever. It's just that it costs more now, because of the war.

Plus for subscribers, we'll break down the bar complaint against fan favorite Ed Martin.

Kash Patel Confirms UFC Fighters Will Train FBI Agents This Week, Calling It A "Historic Opportunity"

https://deadline.com/2026/03/kash-patel-ufc-fighters-train-fbi-agents-1236750897/

State of Maryland v. Noem [ICE Detention Center in Hagerstown]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72313096/state-of-maryland-v-noem

Lesly Miot v. Trump [Haitian TPS, Trial Docket]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/70965949/lesly-miot-v-trump/

Trump v. Miot [SCOTUS Docket]

https://www.supremecourt.gov/search.aspx?filename=/docket/docketfiles/html/public/25a999.html

DOGE Bros Had More Fun Burning Down Government Than Testifying About It

https://www.lawandchaospod.com/p/doge-bros-had-more-fun-burning-down

Authors Guild v. National Endowment for the Humanities

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/70243086/the-authors-guild-v-national-endowment-for-the-humanities

Amicus Brief of 175 Former Judges re Precedent of Shadow Docket Rulings

https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25/25A952/400077/20260305142419318_Amicus%20Brief%20of%20Former%20Judges%20re%20Dahlia%20Doe_FINAL.pdf

Aragon v. Rollins [SNAP Benefits]

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72419889/aragon-v-rollins/

DOJ nopes out of Ticketmaster antitrust suit

https://www.publicnotice.co/p/ticketmaster-suit-doj

US v. Live Nation

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/68557723/united-states-of-america-v-live-nation-entertainment-inc

Trump's 'free flow of energy' vow fails to restart shipping in strait of Hormuz [The Guardian]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/10/trump-free-flow-energy-fails-restart-shipping-strait-hormuz

DFC Reinsurance announcement [US International Development Finance Corporation]

https://www.dfc.gov/media/press-releases/dfc-announces-chubb-lead-insurance-partner-maritime-reinsurance-plan

Gulf war risk premiums topping double-digit millions of dollars per trip [Lloyd's List]

https://www.lloydslist.com/LL1156586/Gulf-war-risk-premiums-topping-double-digit-millions-of-dollars-per-trip

No, P&I clubs have not 'cancelled war risk cover' [Lloyd's List]

https://www.lloydslist.com/LL1156515/No-PI-clubs-have-not-cancelled-war-risk-cover

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