What's better than getting your truck stolen? Watching it go to the McDonald's drive-thru for a bite to eat.

Sometimes you just wanna take the rules and roll 'em up and smoke 'em.

Florida is back, and more ornery than ever...

For all of you consumers who have been slighted on your to-go orders over the past year, this one's for you.

What was that sound? Oh, it's nothing: just the government legalizing whatever it was you just smoked/ snorted/ ingested/ put on your tongue...

Go ahead, youth of America, express yourself! The First Amendment now protects your right to tee off at the cheerleading squad and everyone else that might piss you off.

To celebrate the waning of the pandemic, how about a stiff drink for the road? (And don't forget the sippy straw...)

We're not doctors, but we're pretty sure that you should believe in medicine if you work in a hospital.

One thing is clear from the Covid pandemic: it has made weird people even weirder.

We continue our endless campaign to get everyone out there vaccinated-- even if someone has to get naked to make it happen.