Our inquiring audience wants to know: where's the line between a dominatrix and the inside of a jail cell? The answer: fifty shades of the law.

Don't get us wrong-- we love zombies. But if you're considering homegrowing them, consider these useful tips.

If you hate the F-word more than you hate cancer, then the DMV is hiring...

It's an epic face-off between Disney, Joe Biden, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis... and Jesus?

Sometimes love is intense. Hot and intense.

First thing you should do when trying to assess a high risk situation involving a naked guy and a knife: try not to laugh, and then call somebody else to handle it.

If you're a cop in Texas, maybe sit this one out...

The moral of this story is: be careful what you feed your bus driver. Especially if they like candy.

One thing that the 4th of July and gender reveal parties have in common: someone's liable to lose a finger. Or their cajones.

Happy Father's Day to everyone! We'll be back on July 3 for a special "Independence Day-- the Reckoning" Episode. See you then!