Happy April little hoes! In this week’s episode, Maddie is joined by her badass coworker Darlee. They kick it off this week by talking about Darlee’s yeti and Maddie’s streak of men that go soft when they hit it doggy. Why? We’re hoping that it’s because they were drunk and not because  Maddie’s got a yeti of her own on the b-hole. The two also get horny after talking about their love for sucking dick and Darlee gives details on her secret technique that leave all the men coming back for more. Enjoy babes :)

This mini solo episode was brought to you by some great news that required a spontaneous episode to be recorded at 9 am while still drunk from the night before. Maddie goes on a quick rant about “pick me” boys and then divulges into her different personalities around different men. This leads in to another rant about women who hate on other women and how it needs to stop. Women are our allies, be nice to them ladies!! Finally, Maddie discusses her red pill theory that nice people are actually manipulative. This one may ruffle some feathers.

This is a very horny episode so prepare yourselves. Maddie has her friend and old coworker Brooke on the show this week. Brooke is one of Maddie’s favorite people because she truly does not give a fuck about anything. The two discuss how not giving a fuck is one of their best qualities and how their sarcastic humor can come off as bitchy to others. They both have also deflowered a man AKA taken someone’s virginity. Maddie divulges into masturbating at a young age with a disturbing technique and a hack to never have to ride a dick again (if you hate getting on top). Enjoy hoes & Happy International Women’s Day! :)

Follow Maddie on Twitter & Instagram: @maddjajj

This week Maddie is joined by her OnlyFriends Jake & Hal! They talk a lot about dicks so strap in to this meaty episode. Maddie tells the two a massage story that has a happy ending… and another one… and another one. Halston discusses his masturbation sabbatical and Jake explains how he’s allergic to weed. Maddie revisits throwing up while sucking dick and finally Jake goes into extreme detail about his and his father’s penis. Enjoy meat lovers! (This episode was recorded over a month ago.)

Follow Maddie on Instagram & Twitter: @maddjajj

Check out Kidd-Brother on Spotify & Apple Music! 

https://open.spotify.com/artist/5usZEQnlblKi8dEIzXFsTM?si=1IIyvxOHQDCiCqxSam3ilA

https://music.apple.com/us/artist/kidd-brother/1506381242

In this week’s episode Maddie has the first friend (and enemy) she made in college, Ian, on the show! This is the first time the two have hung out in five years. They discuss how they met, their friends with benefits relationship 5 years ago and how it all ended. They also both share some extremely cringe moments they experienced during their freshman year of college. They briefly talk about some lessons learned in college and life after being in a long-term relationship. Maddie ends the show by asking Ian a few hard hitting questions: Who would you rather have a threesome with? Hopefully you all got the same answers. Enjoy!!

Follow Maddie on Instagram & Twitter: @maddjajj

Maddie has her first guest of the show!! High school friend and old roommate Paige joins Left on Read this week. Maddie and Paige kick off the episode by talking about queefing, squirting, and their virginity stories.  Paige dives deep into her personal life, discussing her three-some phase which led to her realization that it was time to cut men out of the equation. Maddie and Paige also explain how they almost made $300 last year for an hour of the least sexual thing you could think of. They end the episode with a quick preview of Please Stay in the Drafts, but the tweet Paige chose would probably get the show canceled so it is going to stay in the drafts permanently. Enjoy!! #WeDemHoes

Follow Maddie on Twitter & Instagram @maddjajj

Follow Paige on Instagram @ogpaige 

Welcome to Left on Read! A comedy podcast hosted by Oregon State graduate, Maddie Jajko. Maddie prefaces this episode by explaining her difficulties with imposter syndrome, what imposter syndrome is, and how she deals with it. She then kicks off the podcast with a story of how she made $3 from a dick appointment and why that’s now the cover charge for her vagina. She also rants about why the number of people you’ve slept with really does not matter. Maddie ends the episode with a segment called “Please Stay in the Drafts” where she goes through her twitter drafts and explains one of her obscure drafted tweets. In this episode she will be explaining her Relationship Poop Theory and thank god that one never made it on to the TL. Hope you all enjoy!!

Follow Maddie Jajko on Instagram and Twitter: @maddjajj