-Adding flowers to food makes anything fancy (another thing Jonny has in common with Meghan Markle)

-Joe Canada IS BACK

-AFAF: Am I selfish for eating steak and feeding my family fish

-King Charles is coming for our jobs and getting down to BOPS

-DUMB CRIMINAL: This guy loves trains a little bit too much

-What's your lock screen pic? People judge you for this one.

-Steve Carrell is officially more daddy for this one crazy reason!

-An Eagle fought a Canada Goose the other day and the symbolism is too accurate.

-WHAT's APPENING: Read Receipts are encouraging people to scam you

-Canadian Snacks! (a.k.a How to Eat Hickory Sticks)

-RENT FREE: A local business that is SCARY GOOD, and travel tips for Morrisburg, Ontario 

-What changes would you make to public bathrooms?

-People have questions about Hannah's Beep Milk

-AFAF: Is not having social media a red flag or a green flag?

-Wither Report: Ben's circle of Jens, Dublin down on Barry shade, & Gwyneth's menopause drinking guide

-FYI: Talkin tariffs, our version of the Boston Tea Party, & Suspected coffee cannabis

-What's Appening: New emojis are coming soon

-A soccer ref got bit on the testicles

In today's update...

 - RANKING paczkis on Paczki Day, with a side of childhood trauma

 - Big changes to the Mail app on iPhones (thanks, we hate it)

 - Jonny reads Bianca Censori's instagram for the articles

 - New banana who dis

In today's update... 

 - Mark Zuckerberg can buy a lot, but he can't buy this!

 - Asking For A Friend: Was I wrong for calling my gf curvy (complimentary)?

 - Gordon Ramsay's losing money for THIS unlucky reason

-Favorite part of a woman is......?

-AFAF: Was I wrong to tell my micromanaging bf I'm not making his coffee anymore?

-Hannah's runny oats and bad jokes

-THE ANNUAL FLORIDA MAN GAMES

-FYI: Cirque du Soleil is in town and Hannah is OBSESSED

-Wrinkly wiener...costumes at the polar plunge for Special Olympics Ontario!

-FACEBOOK FINDS: A singing hotdog telegram?!

-Shrek 5 critiques and launching Katy Perry into space

-What is the worst thing you ever dropped on your foot?

-This guy won a lawsuit about commercials before a movie

-Scotland has an official new tartan...for witches!

-Ever find something in your food that didn't belong there?

In today's update...

 - Asking For A Friend: Can I tell my wife that I hate when she sings in the car?

 - How Windsor-Essex and Chatham-Kent landed on the list of Canada's Happiest Places To Live

 - Dumb Criminal: Is a quinoa kink a crime? 

In today's update... 

 - A 6am dishwasher dissertation 

 - #ToxicTuesday: Are we wrong to accept a generous wedding gift from the groom's ex?

 - Dumb Criminals: The Golden Corn-Filled Nugget Edition

In today's update...

 - Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for letting my GF sleep through her alarms?

 - RIP the Tunnel Bus, gone too young

 - Getting a card for your Work Wife - is it cheating?

 - Hooters could have hooted their last hoot