In today's 15-min update...

 - This new n*ked cruise leaves nothing to the imagination 

 - Things your SHOULDN'T say to your mom on Mother's Day

 - #ToxicTuesday: The Uber Driver ratted out the cheating boyfriend.... Was it an invasion of privacy?

- McDonalds Basements

 and more!

In today's 15-min update...

 - Old Lady or Baby? The Airlines can't decide!

 - Asking For A Friend: My daughter will HATE this engagement ring.... Should I tell him before he proposes?

 - Unhinged summer blizzard flavours 

 - Jonny's Supermodel song

and more!

-Maybe the funniest news story of all time. Introducing: Cheeseball Man

-Let's Play: "Real or Made Up Horse Names From The Kentucky Derby"

-MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU (A Star Wars Serenade)

-Longest you ever drove around with the Check Engine light on?

-Wither Report: Hannah defines Beyonce, and Danny Devito has Drew Barrymore's sex list.

-When did you know you would be with your partner forever? Hannah's story is cute, Jonny's fiance's story is cute, Jonny ruins everything.

-Everyone's thirsting after this beekeeping hero who saved an MLB game.

-Jonny's bathroom hack has everyone utterly DISGUSTED

-The bird of the year has officially been named and Sir Jonny Attenborough has some facts for you about it.

-What's Appening: Big changes to Bumble

-FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM: Pasta Road Rage

In today's 15-minute update...

 - Hot Dog Hero (Tornado Edition)

 - The festival so bad everyone left to see Nickleback 

 - The Google Calendar Invite you DON'T want to receive

 - #ToxicTuesday: Pros and Cons lists that women make, and the things that are on them

and more!

 

Today's 15-min daily update...

 - Controversial High Five Decisions

 - Peek Freens After Dark

 - These new jeans are about to be the PEEak of fashion

and more!

-Surprise Serenade: Jonny really Surprises Hannah with a song about Detroit and forces her to sing along.

-Wither Report: Gisele crying at a cop, its EMILY Stone now, To Booth or not to Booth?

-Billie Eilish has a Phd in...WHAT?

-RENT FREE: Bread song and RIP Mr. Hockey Night

-SPORTSBALL: NFL Draft Weekend In Detroit

-BASIC BUPDATE: New patio OPEN (and icecream)

-WITHER REPORT 2: MGK hiding from the Swifties, Taylor on vacation + friends, $ New EMINEM ALBUM!!

-Wanna save mone on groceries? Eat Cicadas!

-Jonny accuses Hannah of using British slang after her England trip

-Prepare Paris for a Canada Goose attack

-Wither Report: Beat Me Up Elmo, & The world's cutest Beyonce fan

-Rent Free: Boy.Room, & Swifties Beef some Pork

-What's Appening: Is tiktok banned?

-Basic Bupdate: Louvre Yoga

-Science Corner: Half of us will have this affliction by 2050

-What do you want to fire out of a cannon

-Facebook Finds: Make extra money off your garbage

Today's 15-min daily update...

 - A serial pooper has been terrorizing this Michigan cemetery

 - Tall Person vs. Short Person concert showdown

 - Now Boarding: the bankruptcy yacht

and more!

Today's 15-min daily update...

 - #ToxicTuesday: Things your ex did but you still stayed

 - Jonny Parks aka DRINK SPILLER OF WINDSOR-ESSEX

 - The new Pop Tart movie has a bangin' soundtrack

and more!