Today's 15-min daily update...

 - Windsorites are Spilling The Tea to Wolf & Rebel for FREE MATCHA

 - You or someone you know might have been personally victimized by Hot Mark Zuckerberg

 - The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees have to  SHNAP OUT OF IT!

and more!

-We're giving away tickets to the Mansion In Wiscansin Party if you can RHYME LIKE T-PAIN

-AFAF: Are you team stoner or Mad Neighbour??

-Detroit: "new sign, screw this?"

-Hannah met a celebrity in LONDON!

-Mail time: We got an adorable letter from someone who likes us more than her own uncle!

-(RHYME LIKE T-PAIN INTERLUDE)

-Hannah exposes Jonny as an Old Fashioned Oyster thief

-Have you ever visited a famous location from a movie or TV show??

-Scamming free labour out of your dating app matches

-Your dog can now fly first class

-Is it cheating during the talking stage?

-(RHYME LIKE T-PAIN EXTRO)

-Sparkling Hotdog water

-Check yerself before you NEXUS yerself

-DUMB CRIMINALS: Most canadian assault ever

-More hotdog news: Modern art edition

-AFAF: My gf wrecked her car and wants to use mine....No?

-A guide to the total eclipse in Windsor-essex

-A toxic test turns wholesome

-The world's biggest rosemary fan (other than jonny)

-the blizzard vault is opening up

-Move over dildo...its climax time!

-"FARMER'S MARKET" A Macklemore parody

-AFAF: Do you pee in the sink?

-Catch a cheater on uber eats.

-Have you pushed the fish doorbell?

-ICE WATER VS. ROOM TEMP

-People are paying big money to learn to be an alpha male

-Shakira surprise and blatant celeb lies

-FACEBOOK FINDS...Butt toys?

-SCIENCE CORNER: Who is number 1 for number 1?

-What are office goggles? You might have had them before

-My boyfriend wants me to "do things that make him want to propose"??

-Wanna be a Wiener Connoisseur?

-A debate about washing the dishes spirals out of control

-Solving an American moose problem the Canadian way: With Wolves

-Are self-checkouts going too far?

-WHAT NOT TO WATCH: The Lindsay Lohanaissance is over

-They're gonna break some cardboard beds at the Olympics this year

-The final straw in a relationship: Donut theft

-Signs of spring in Windsor? Goose slapping

-A cow objects to a wedding

-the future of concert contraceptives.

-Happy Pi Day! Here's some deals and ways to win pizza!

-AFAF: Ditched on Spring Break

-Fish names that could get you in trouble

-Longest you've ever had to wait for medical attention?

-What happens in vegas...will traumatize you forever

-WHAT'S APPENING? tiktok getting banned + how to send us farts

-F bombing the narwhal

-Yogurt methods and out of context sportsball

-WHAT TO WATCH: Wonka & Poor Things

-BASIC BUPDATE: Starbucks is coming for the Shamrock shake?

-You just got cursed. What are you turning into?

-FACEBOOK FINDS: hotdog phone, free pie, and violating someone's life.

-10 years of Adele Dazeem

-Sir Paul McCartney Is All Of Us

-Hannah leaves Jonny to die at a polar plunge for Special Olympics Ontario

-The EXCLUSIVE story behind the LCBO's craziest deal right now

-Don't go to Miami. They don't want you.

-ROTTEN REVIEWS: The Penni5 Building

-WITHER REPORT: Abusive Jonathons, and Camilla's new...song?

-AFAF: Should I quit onlyfans?

-SCIENCE CORNER: No more Brie cheese?!

-Should Hannah quit and go work for Disney?

-A Scorpion Stung My Testes

-Joey Chestnut throat lubes his way to another W.

-HAPPY LEAP DAY! We learn the true meaning of the holiday PLUS Hannah reveals she might be planning to unalive Jonny, then she has an explosion in her brain.

-The people have bullied Wendy's into submission.

-Kids say the CREEPIEST things

-THE WITHERBEAT: Where's Kate Middleton?

-The Florida Man Games were a smashing success

-What unique feature do you wish your vehicle had?? Hannah loves this idea from FRANCE!

-What are the best Fast Food Sauces? Rumour has it one of them is going away!

-One for the road: Hannah will change the way you hear this Rihanna song forever.

It's a BONUS PODCAST! 

 - Deer in the Vollmer in LaSalle

 - The Pre-Wedding Trend Hanah's In-Laws SWEAR By

 - Asking For A Friend: Do I rat on the NEKKID GRANDMA

 - Stool samples that fit on a McDonalds McFlurry Spoon

 - What Does Justin Bieber Talk About #BehindTheScenes?

 - The Florida Man Animal Sanctuary

 - Noah Kahan cover: ICK Season

-DID YOU KNOW: The secret meaning behind cottoneye joe?

-AFAF: She thinks her husband is a cold-blooded killer...but we're on his side

-DR. GOOGLE IS IN: top searched medical questions

-The best British slang for getting really drunk 

-Jonny probably wouldn't qualify for this new dating app...would you?

-What did you start saying as a joke...but now you can't stop?

-WHAT TO WATCH: The Lohanaissance continues

-RANKDICULOUS: We get into the most heated debate ever with the people of Windsor...WHAT IS THE BEST FRUIT OF ALL TIME?!

-(Our fruit fight pays off featuring an awesome local business)