LesBionicle Podcast

By Lesbionicle Podcast

The Internet's number one sapphic Bionicle recap podcast! Listen as a lesbian and a bi woman re-read/watch/play the media published for LEGO's early 2000s-2010s Bionicle toyline, and talk about what t... more

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How many episodes does LesBionicle Podcast have?

The podcast currently has 23 episodes available.

LesBionicle Podcast episodes:

July 21, 2024Episode 13: All Ussal Crabs Go To Heaven
E13: All Ussal Crabs Go To Heaven
Nausicaä’s Divorce Proceedings

Makuta Does SEO To Us

Draconian Blood Baby (antisemitism warning around 8:30-9:00)

The Accidental Transgenderism of Takua

Wet Ass Kraata

Irish Microconfusion

Vakama’s Eyebrows

Jaller Nationalism Moments

Batman Throwing Swords At A Cop

Kolhii Match Relationship Drama

Play Well!

Boulder Scorekeeping

Pondering the Great Thoughts

A Discursion on Transsexual Seinfeld

Naus Has A Full Breakdown About All Dogs Go To Heaven

Disney Protestant Reformation

Gukko Bird Design

They Fly Now?!

On the Flammability of Barbasol

Matoran Script Easter Eggs

Why Doesn’t Kopaka Use Ice?

Satan Tried To Get Me To Detransition

Doing Onua Dirty

Tahu BDSM Moment

Takua’s Impression of Gali

Naus Gets Heterosexual About Takua/Jaller

Slimegirl Makuta

Bionicle Theodicy

Reflections on the Mask of Light Movie

Reflections on Lego, Merchandising, and Capitalism
...more
1h 26min
July 02, 2024Episode 12: Ahkmou (Ahkmou)
This episode was recorded on Nausicaä's Bluetooth mic, like a dumbass. Sorry for how she sounds.
HR Giger Dog Armor Friday (On a Tuesday) https://zegalba.tumblr.com/post/723318622832984064/hr-giger-armor-for-a-dog-1968

4:00 – 7:30 Donald Trump Antipope

Fleetway Comics

The Secrets of Bovril

Lewa’s Adventure

Bionicle Spider-Man

Lewa’s Continued Transgender Stereotyping

The Turaga And Makuta And Our Parents Are Larping

Oops! Forgiveness Talk

Matau Character Study

Women’s Sports

Modeling Bionicle Play

Turaga Nuju Says That Folktale Is Shit

Have You Seen Our Puzzle?

Baja Blasts

Gali Confirmed For Puppygirl

Wet Dog Math

Vertical Beach Episode

Calvin’s Dad Specificity Principle

Where Did That Prophecy Come From?

He/Him Macku

Bionicles Do Get Grounded!

What Our Evil Scientists Are Doing

Does Akio Ohtori Have A Thesis Advisor?

Jaller’s Anxieties

The Magic Art of Sightseeing

Tahu Says A Fucking Sentence

The Buffification of Toa Tahu

The Meta-Aware Chandra Nalaar Theory

Mom Says It’s My Turn To Be The Toa-Hero

The Neotenous Matoran Theory

We Finally Discover Bionicle’s Vriska

An Exploration of the Nature of Destiny in the Bionicle Universe
...more
1h 25min
June 10, 2024Episode 11: Makuta's Terrible Fursona
Alex Jones’ Judgment of Paris

A Rhubarb and Stock Futures Podcast

Surface Pressure

Gali’s 14-Year-Old Girl Behavior

A Cave Of One’s Journal

Nokama: A Realistic Flawed Person

Gali: A Realistic “Emotionally Intelligent Friend”

Nausicaä and Emma Earn an Iron Urn

Do Bionicles Make Tea?

Bionicle Scorpion and the Frog

The Kaiser Wilhelm Scream

Garteposting

Do Bionicles Smoke Weed?

A Glorious Final Stand

Laios’ Bionicle Adventures

You Could Always Draw An Amoeba

Fetch Quests

Demiurge Crabs

Emma’s Kraata Story

At Least One Bionicle's Fear Of Shame

Bohrok Smell

Kanohi Avicii

Bionicle Jesuses

Manga Inspirations

Vakama’s Legend Reflexes

The Mating Dance of the Rahkshi

A Sincere Discussion of Nostalgia
...more
1h 44min
May 27, 2024Episode 10: Detransition, Toa
A Weird Wal-Mart Parking Lot To Die On

Ceiling-Based Horror

Explaining Cannibalism To Children

Takua is June Egbert

Maria Dahvana Headley Bionicle

Nuju’s Bird Slur

Onewa’s Hands-Off Parenting

Baby’s First Themes

Tumblr Sexyman Vakama

Pohatu Du Bois

The New Canadian Armed Forces Insignia (The logo)

Would The Toa Mata Survive The Terror?

Why Are You, As A Toa-Hero, Looking At Other Toa-Heroes’ Biceps?

Jordan Peterson’s Muppet Brainbent

Kopaka/Pohatu Danmei

Meditations on the Nature of Experience

Whenua Being a Good Teacher

Wii Sports Bionicle

Emma gets put in a Jayeazy situation

Detransition, Toa

Do Bionicles Take Baths?

Further Reading:
Transformation, Horror, Eros, Phyrexia

A Machine For Gender
...more
1h 17min
May 13, 2024Episode 9: Processed Bionicle Podcast Product
Podcasting Tea

Podcast Sacrifices

Lime Plastic Disease

Do Matoran Make Straw?

Toa Kiryuu

I’m Taking the Bohrok Away Until You Guys Calm Down

Not a Hoax, Not a Dream, Not an Imaginary Tale!

Autistic Queen Gahlok-Kal

Onua’s Homophobic Moment

Emma Shares Lewa’s Kink

Bohrok School (We realized after recording that it's chronologically possible that tunnel-based artist Jordenn Yo from Christopher Priest's The Islanders is named after the Krana Yo. This is mostly Nausicaä doing a propaganda post for The Islanders.
The Fascinations

Three-Minute Utena Digression

Metru Nui Samizdat

Sterling Silver Krana-Kal

Your Inner Child Would Die in a Dahlian Morality Tale

Backpack For His Kanohi

Bionicle Lore Angel of Conception

The Bohrok-Kal Make Shitty Puns

Processed Bionicle Podcast Product American cheese tutorial

Wu Wei
Bionicle-Ass Art

The Bionicle Definition of Life

Mata Nui’s Malicious Nephews

The Unstoppable Bohrok Kaita Kal

“What the Fuck, Tahu, That’s the Vahi!”

The ULTIMATE Bionicle Bash

Takanuva Christology

Our Apologies to the People of Denmark

Makuta’s Wonderful Large Sons

Guuhrak’s Job at Apple

Six-Guy Clusters

Weak Point Powers

Homoerotic Makuta Narration

The Vore Rahkshi

Velveteen’s Posting Crimes

Makuta’s Commitment to Being a Sicko as Evidenced by the Rahkshi Life Cycle

Whenua’s Fucked-Up Rahkshi Wall

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Wet

Emma Has a Genuine Faith Moment Thanks to Kopaka

The Parents of the Bionicle Sweepstakes Winners

The Infinite Likability of the Christ Figure
...more
1h 26min
April 30, 2024Episode 8: The Oncelerfication of Makuta by the Coward Lesbionicle
Episode recorded in May 2023, last of the backlog episodes
Bionicle Spaghetti Western

Quick-Draw Duels in Movies

Dock and Ball Torture:
Naus Explains Docking Fetish

Socket BallTorture
Gay Makuta

Cyberpunk Cowboy Setting

Anti-Nuvapronouns

A Serious Discussion of Misogyny in Fandom and Media

Do Bionicles Make Bullets?

A Libertarian Walks Into a Kane-Ra

Johnny Bravo Meets a Futakuchi-Onna

Tom of Po-Metru

Shrouded in Mysteries

Another Fucking Fetch Quest

A Surprise Appearance From the Kanohi Vahi

The Bohrok-Kal Are Assholes

Stuck To Mata-Nui

Can Bionicles Go Into Shock?

The Sonic Shield of the Kohrak-Kal

The Friendship Fusion

Meditations on the Draft

The Bohrok-Kal Concept of Fun

Lathing A Way More Interesting Mata Nui/Makuta Yaoi

Fish Sauce Linguistics

Is The Kanohi Vahi Conscious?

Overwhelming Power

The Family Gom Jabbar
...more
1h 21min
April 16, 2024Episode 7: The Mata Nui Online Game but the AI is Self-Aware
Episode 7: The Mata Nui Online Game, but the AI Is Self-Aware
(episode recorded in May 2023, as the incredibly topical British monarchy jokes will show)
Breakroom 95 Theses

Charles’ Coronation

Regular Hessian vs. Canadian Revolutionary

Taipu and Nausicaä Experience the Beauty of Le-Koro

Blue Mask Gender Thesis
it is with heavy heart that I must announce: we did not do an “of course you have a blue mask and pronouns” joke, but we should’ve.

Kongu Backstory

Gukko Piloting

Dinotopia Reminisces
the skybax rider game has later been confirmed to be a dream

Lewa’s Calm Me Down From Possession Kink

Taipu’s Transgender Allegory

Spraying Kids With The Podcast Hose

Tren Krom Mind Break

The Toa Mata Hold An Intervention

Nac Mac Feegle Gender vs. Matoran Gender/Tiffany Aching’s Bionicles

Nokama’s Vtuber Gimmick

Makuta and the Franklin Expedition
we have now both since watched the terror

Do Bionicles Cook?

The Ultimate Question

Bionicle Amaat

We Learn About the Great Spirit

Incredible Crab Violence

Maryland v. Maritimes

Canceled For Crab Crimes

Kinnie Nui

Moushley and Stuart Little

Revachol-Metru

Tantalizing Glimpses of Bionicle Cuisine

The Jeb Bush of Mata Nui

Crab-Based Horrors Within Our Comprehension

Trans-Supportive Whenua

Kapura Autism Powers

The Chronicler’s (Autistic) Company

THE TOA ARE HERE

Disquisition on Bionicle Yuri v. Yaoi

Every Matoran And Also Nausicaä Is Gay For Gali

Live Reporting From The MNOG Trenches, 1:51:00 to 2:01:30
Thigh Gaps, But Not In The Way You Think

Bionicle Philosophy

Makuta Is Medium-Aware

ET IN ARCADIA VRISKA

We Both Get Really Emotional About The End Of MNOG
...more
2h 17min
April 01, 2024Episode 6: I went to Po-Koro and all I got was this lousy rock
Not April Fools, we are actually back. for real. (The episode was recorded April 2023)
Topics of discussion
Emma’s Pronouns

Political Cave Paintings

Bohrok 9 and Toa Sisko

Spades Flirting

Nausicaä’s Nuva Cube

Bohrok Reparative Justice

The Bohrok-Kal Know The Roman Alphabet

Of Course You Have Nuva Armor and Pronouns

Humanstuck Kopaka/Kopaka Initiative/Kopaka Big Naturals

Bionicle Eggs

Game Udders

*Palpatine voice* I love video games.

Makuta: A Scary Rock

Tahu’s Footprints On The Beach

Nausicaä’s Underground Experiences

Po-Koro Souvenirs

Onu-Matoran iPad

Bionicle Power Bash Chicken Strips

Mata Nui Economics Returns

Crab Polish

The Bottoms of Po-Koro

Bed Hardness Discourse

Po-Koro Deals With COVID

Waiting For Pohatu; AKA, Naus Gets Lost In A Video Game

God’s Skin

Ta-Koro Jazzercise

The Takuafication of Harry Dubois

Early Film of Pohatu

Takua’s Horoscope

Naus Enjoys A Mine

The Hit The Bricks Pohatu
...more
1h 27min
March 22, 2023Episode 5: The Bohrok Come To McDonald’s ®
In this episode, the Bohrok do a lot of mundane domestic tasks

We bring up a certain Anishinaabe spirit, the name of which is taboo and which has been heavily appropriated and spread around pop culture around 00:07:20 briefly (it's obvious in context what it is); we went with bleeping it out but are open to other solutions/suggestions.
Podcast Semantics

Niagara Falls

Giant Lumberjack Cinematic Universe

American Immigrant Supernatural Fusion

Swans Will Have Martial Arts

Sonic The Hedgehog

Cyclone Terminology

Late Nights At The Lego Office

Lewa’s Axe Grip

Bohrok Anger

Gahlok: Starscreams All The Way Down

Bohrok Eggs

Gahloki, Our Bohrok OC

Impacted Genshin

Vakama Commits A Microaggression

The DC Gorilla Limit

Jack Kirby’s Fists

Magma Semantics

The Bionicle Edda

Tahnok Aren’t Like Other Girls

Great Spirit Robot Setup

Mythic Terrain Action

Great Spirit Robot Set

Death Star Playset and Pronouncing Nnedi Okorafor

Matoran Soup

Culturally Jewish Bionicle

Tahu’s Inspiring Speech?

Bionicle TCG Tips

Waxing Nostalgic About The Star Wars Prequels

Nate Stevenson’s Zam Wesell Theory

Fake Bionicle Website Design

Bohrok Doing Mundane Things

McDonald’s Mighty Meals

Famous Tahnok Trading Cards

Tahu’s Concept
Of Being A Warrior

Onua Moans

Onua And Lewa Holding Hands

Biomechanical Hypocrisy

Bionicle Belts: Solved

Missile Bite Test

Kopaka’s Attempts At Reassurance

White Sasuke
(https://comradesaucegay.tumblr.com/post/686078222064025600/vicholas-why-did-no-one-tell-me-that-the-full)

Utnapishtim Facts

Lewa’s Shoujo Vision

Lava Semantics

Getting A Lot Of Jack Kirby Vibes From This

Official Bionicle Shimeji

An Open Call To People Who Were TF’d By The Bionicle Shockwave Game In 2002
...more
1h 24min
March 02, 2023Episode 4: Lewa's Maid Outfit
In today's episode, the bohrok arc starts, and things begin to get weird Disclaimers: unreality from 0:28:45 to 0:32:00, brief discussions of suicidal ideation and voluntary hospitalization around 0:51:00, some discussion of empathy vs. ACAB from 1:30:30 to 1:34:00.
Hard-Boiled Egg Detective
Bionicle Butches
Dating Site Advice
Metru Nui Twitter
Appropriate Unionization Attire
Zillennials
Werecanada
Back At It Again In The Transit Chutes
Bionicle Social Media
Equius the Piraka
If Cats Could Podcast
Lewa, Trapped By The Narrative
Bionicle Goncharov
Mr. Language Person
George Bush Analysis
Reverse Goncharov Call To Action
Avatar Water Sequels
The Ta-Matoran With PTSD
Bohrok Nonviolence
Why Are The Levahk Acidic?
Forty-Eight Bohrok Asses
Antici … pation
Ignoring The Age-Appropriate Moral Lesson
Pohatu’s Belt
Wile E. Coyote For Real Justice
Property Damage In Action Media
Psych Ward Infinity War
Magic: the Gathering vs. the MCU
Very Obvious Disturbances In The Jungle
Vakama’s Exposition Rock
Bohrok Teeth
LEWA/ONUA REAL
Krana Lewa
Bionicle Fistbumps
Lewa Believes In His Friends
It’s A Vein!
Bohrok Tits
Energized Protodermis
No Vahki At Pride
Bioniclestuck
PLEASE HELP US DO A MAIL SEGMENT
...more
1h 41min

FAQs about LesBionicle Podcast:

How many episodes does LesBionicle Podcast have?

The podcast currently has 23 episodes available.