In today's episode, we talk a lot about combiner models, and make a lot of twitter jokes that were topical when this was recorded in November 2022

(The absolutely wild Kaita "building Instructions")

Disclaimers:  at 0:33:15, we briefly use the term "word salad"; we became aware after  recording that this is a term used in the diagnosis of schizophrenia  and not necessarily something to throw around casually. We also discuss  drugs around 1:49:00.

-Toa Nudity Taboo

-The Talking Studio Heads Killers

-Heavily Armed MILF

-We Go Insane About Fusion As Intimacy

-Jeff Bezos Loses His Solid Gold Hau

-Stan Kelly’s Patreon

-Amoral Masks

-Crab Fight

-Overanalyzing The Toa Kaita

-Wet Rahkshi Art

-Kaita Face Fingers

-The Mysterious Kaita Text

-Ancient Nigerian Warrior v. Street Samurai

-Toa of Ginger Ale

-An Extended Discussion Of A:TLA Metaphysics

-Oil Slick Gali

-Meatballs Of Unimaginable Historical Value

-Jungian Shadow Selves

-Young Emma Discovers Tropes

-Pohatu’s Anxiety Gets Textually Confirmed

-Pohatu Has To Babysit The Kopaklings

-Naus Talks About Her Disco Elysium Fanfic

-Andy McDonald Rides For Bionicle

-Baffling Turaga Ads

-Bionicle Dick Headcanons

-Bionicle Prom

-Treespeak TikTok Dialect

-Bionicle Power Bash

-Status Of Twitter, For The Historical Record

-Dresden Codak Digression

-Erik(a) Mo(e)n(a)

-Miru Boots

-The Last We Shall Ever Tell

-Turaga Scrying Pools

-Slutty Riker

-Ad Spot For Caves of Qud

-- Canada-Nui and Oregon-Wahi 

-- Anglish 

-- Historical Warriors: Maori vs. Normans 

-- Filipino Bionicle 

-- Podcasting Mechs 

-- Friend of the Podcast Ad Spot 

-- MeUndies Prevent You From Going Into A Coma 

-- Do Bionicles Eat? 

-- Taxonomy Exercises 

-- Tentacular Vibe 

-- Verse-Jumping Into The Berenstein Timeline 

-- Exploding Fruit 

-- Bionicle Mouthparts 

-- An Extended Dunk On Doug TenNapel 

-- The Metaphysics of Bionicle Coral  

-- Tahu's Genuinely Upsetting Amnesia 

-- Black Rod

-- Dume Tweets Covfefe 

-- Blue Check Twitter Libs of Metru Nui 

-- Do Bionicles Dream?

 -- Doronai Nui Implants A Word Into Nausicaä's Brain 

-- By The Great Spirit Mata Nui, I Just Want To Dig 

-- Lewa The Podcaster 

-- Matoran Writing 

-- Do Bionicles Piss?

 -- Whenua Sets Reasonable Expectations 

-- Gali's Hubris 

-- The Lucky Sand Tarakava 

-- Pohatu's A Great Guy

 -- Kopaka Isn't 

-- Bionicle Anime Schoolgirls 

-- Pohatu and Kopaka's Meetcute

 -- Do Bionicles Have Love Triangles? 

-- Kopaka Is Batman 

-- Reverse Empath 

-- Tahu's Cool Flip 

-- Makuta's Tiny Mask Kit 

-- Problem-Solving 

-- Do Bionicles Breath? 

-- Do Bionicles Have Ears? 

-- Twitter Can't Leave Me For Chelsea Manning 

-- Strong Bad's Lathe Of Heaven 

-- Marvel Quips 

-- Bionicles Don't Go To The Department Store 

-- Onua: 0_0 

In the debut episode of our podcast, we answer the ultimate question in life: What is Bionicle, exactly? 

List Of Topics 

-Tentacles and Holes 

- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Will Be In Lesbionicle 

- Visorak Taxonomy 

- Tahu the Blorbo 

- Lego Vidiyo and the Modern Internet 

- Could Transitioning Have Saved Her, Bionicle Edition 

- Butch Exo-Force 

- Metru Nui Gender Worldbuilding 

- What Is Bionicle? 

- Robot Hell - The Onua/Onewa Pronunciation Debacle

 - A Vaguely Polynesian Island 

- The Maōri Language Controversy

 - The Bionicle-to-Trans Pipeline

 - Why We Got Our Degrees

 - The Bionicle Timeline 

- Bionicle Parasite Bite Test

 - Greg Farshtey’s Corruption Fetish 

- Evil Plant Disambiguation 

- Some Of The Guys Ever 

- Bionicle Metaphysics 

- A Visorak-Based Political Ideology 

- COVID Transformations 

- Toa Metru A/B/O 

- Vakama Goes Sicko Mode 

- Protodermis

 - The Piraka Rap 

- Several Things Wrong With The Barraki Storyline 

- The Red Star 

- Matoro Goes To Super Heaven

 - Makuta the Ninth 

- I’m A Poor Little Lost Matoran 

- Time Boyfriends

 - The Farshteys’ Bionicle Sex Life 

- Little Guys Skittering Around 

- They Couldn’t Make The Lord Of Skull Spiders Cool 

- An Open Challenge To Bed Bath & Bionicle 

- Now With Baby-Stabbing Spike! 

- Bone-Heads of Voodoo Island