Less Than Experts

The end.

Nothing has gone missing. We don't know what you're talking about. An important record of an ancient nation's history most certainly did not go missing. Who told you that? They're a liar.

On an unrelated note, Josh Frisby will be unavailable to record further podcasts until he has recovered from the thing that definitely didn't happen at the end of this episode. Nothing is going on. Everything is fine.

Doppelganger? What doppelganger? I think you just made that up. It would be better for everyone if you stopped making these ridiculous claims.

Anyway, Dawn of Justice is a bit crap innit?

Tom brings the polarising anime Sword Art Online before Josh to face his judgement. He mostly just makes wank jokes.

The video game ratings board literally lets a man get away with murder, the blue man group go on a quest to find where it is that the real Dark Souls starts, and the one black man in the show has a rich, buttery voice. Of course he does.

Despite incredible technical difficulties, Josh and Toby manage to bang out some Arrowverse chat and a cheeky bit of Undertale. The Golden Raspberries have also taken place, and Toby's a bit disappointed by how 'easy' some of the nominations seem to be. Can our heroes battle through adversity to deliver a complete podcast?

Yes.

This wouldn't be here otherwise.

Fucking moron.

The OG Blokes (to invoke an ancient podcast team name) are back with some new gear, more Arrow/Flash, drastically misunderstood Jim Carey plotlines and fervent denial of serpents. Also in this episode: Gotham should have just been a show about The Penguin, everyone's a werewolf, Tom's origin story for The Riddler and...

...Josh?

You sound...different...

We're all going to hell for this

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2015 has now well and truly been put behind us, and so as a special treat we thought we'd talk about the X-Men Origins: Wolverine tie-in game for FUCKING AGES! The news gets even naughtier as the Frosties mascot has to deal with some unusual backlash, Toby tracks down a creature you shouldn't concern yourselves with, and The Devil waxes philosophical to children in a singularly peculiar movie moment.

It's all from Primark. Everything is a lie.

Toby and Josh wrap up the Elties with the final 3, and arguably most important awards: Pacific Rim of the Year, Amazing Spider-Man 2 of the Year, and the culmination of everything we have been building towards all this time - Film of the Year.

He ascends.

It's finally here! The Elties are upon us, and the time of reckoning is nigh! We shall all be judged...but mostly just those in the film industry!

Josh and Toby make their opinions known, and only get slightly sidetracked along the way. Who will emerge victorious in the most anticipated (by Toby) film awards show on the internet? Because that's what this is! An awards show! Nothing else.

Nothing.

Toby and Josh continue to reflect on 2015 and all that happened throughout it, reflecting on some of the naughtiest news and the greatest depths to which Moffat has fucked it. Split into two parts to appease an awkward hosting service. (Part 2 of 2).