Less Than Experts

Toby and Josh reflect on 2015 and all that happened throughout it, reflecting on some of the naughtiest news and the greatest depths to which Moffat has fucked it. Split into two parts to appease an awkward hosting service. (Part 1 of 2).

It's Christmas time once again, and this one gets fucking weird - the origin of Spider-Man's organic web shooters is revealed, Cyclops' OTHER brother gets his moment in the spotlight and Hawkman begins his journey to the Battle City tournament. Toby's also played Until Dawn, and has received a couple of messages from Luke. It's probably nothing.

It's definitely nothing.

Do not concern yourself with the messages.

Merry Christmas!

In this extra long hiatus apology special, Toby hasn't watched Arrow or Flash! He's watched Constantine, but it's not really the same - as we learn when Arrow and Constantine cross over. In Naughty News, a weird game has been doing the rounds on the deep web. Josh forgets two words, Toby's plagued by a phantom orchestra, and the gang gives a new name to Josh's mysterious house guest.

Nothing suspicious is happening. Do not be alarmed.

He is among us.

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The shadows will not be denied. The Ascendant must die.

Josh talk to Luke about the Star Wars Battlefront beta, Jason Statham and the politics. Elsewhere, in Naughty News, someone appears to have misplaced Hideo Kojima and Adele banishes Donald Trump to the netherworld - and as if that wasn't enough, a bunch of cretins accuse The Great British Bake Off of terrorism, and Josh is having a spot of bother with crows.

There's some stuff involving a bus, Josh sees a small dog, and people can gamble for Daniel Craig...but it's all kind of irrelevant because Toby just landed an interview with SIMON CHUFFING MILLER! Delight as he leaps all over the place like a puppy at Christmas, who somehow is able to understand what Christmas is despite being a puppy. It really is a joy to behold.

Until Dawn, David Cage, Heavy Rain, David Blaine. It's time for another episode of Less Than Experts! In this cavalcade of wacky shenanigans, the interactive slasher movie experience Until Dawn invokes some old school shit, Josh has Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain and Toby doesn't, and the Bricksons start taking liberties...

David Cameron, the Prime Minister of Great Britain, has put his dick in a pig (ALLEGEDLY).

In other news, Josh has been given the keys to something he should never have been given, Birdman is a film that has some interesting things going on but is understandably divisive, and Stephen Amell has allowed something unspeakable into the house of Frisby...

Featuring an outro track that Josh cobbled together based on Toby's brief, because Toby is a bloody fool who doesn't think about logistics or the imposition on other people before opening his damn mouth with an idea.

Against their better judgement, and having both given up on the series long ago, Josh and Luke bear witness to the first episode of the new season of Doctor Who staring Peter Capaldi. If you have taken leave of your senses, you can join them: set up season 9 episode 1 of Doctor Who (titled "The Magician's Apprentice") and on their command hit 'play', and experience the episode as though they were right there watching it with you. Right behind you. Breathing down your neck.

Don't turn around.