Therapy is awesome even when it doesn't feel great

If the glove doesn't fit, you must aquit- yourself, of that therapist

Eh, sometimes you're going to have low-level food poisoning for years and years on end

Go Google Spoon Theory

We need farmers and we need you!

Anyways, videogames were a mistake

Yet again I fixed my back

There's no way that's not creepy

It wasn't not not a fight

Cruisin for that ER visit

Instead I'm going to say thank you so much

Bless your heart for giving me that pity laugh

I'm glad the truth of my statement shone through the terrible grammar of my sentence

In no way, shape, or form does your first therapist remind me of Dirty Dancing

And fuck - ok yeah we did that too

Philosophy 102 up your own butt type of thoughts

I'm going to paint our friend over here, Dead Fish

Oh my god, Chez McDonald's!  Ooh!

Tune in next week for "oops! all disorders!"

Congratulations on fixing your positive outlook on life

what did you do today that was great?

I'm really going to rep Applebee's bathrooms

HelloFresh - Fuck you!  Sponser us!

Use code Boanthropy for nothingoff of anything

Queen of segues and Crankypants

Sorry to any republi- oh no I'm not

That was the breakthrough of the willenium

Yes I still have crayons, don't judge me

We welcome Amanda on this latest podcast of LMFYD!

I'm here to 3rd wheel myself

Every teacher gets a fire hose to keep the kids socially distant!

I am the answer to "why is the rum gone?"

Also the answer to "who brought the rum?"

with me, any health issues is crossing right over into anxiety

let me embarrass myself, Rae!

Touch starved as fuck

it happened in a dream - moms can't be angry!

but one thing that's permanent is our love for you

So basically, you want to fuck a car and then eat it

Another warning point for you listeners

DIY home anti-gravity water slide

McDonald's blizzards and Dairy Queen's Whoppers; 

Sometimes your best is just surviving the day; 

Heather is my pseudonym apparently; 

You're good at producing words endlessly; 

Jerks exist but they're jerks!; 

Can't believe this podcast supports nepotism; 

I was never wrong about anything in my life!; 

Hopefully that helps and if it doesn't throw it right in the trash!

Welcome to episode 13 of LMFYD!   Have some out of context quotes.  We know you love 'em!

I think my brain has no effect on my body; and then one day when he goes for that f****** cup

Make it a choice not a reaction

I'll give a lot of credit to the banana

You said what now? Get in the ring

Very vigorously support asexual and aromantic people

It is July of the year 20covid

Till death do us part. After that, we're done

Only positive tweets from old professors

There is not a rule against a dog being your therapist

There were some audio issues during this post that weren't fixable.  But that means YOU get a bonus episode!!  There is definitely a **trigger warning** for this episode.  Parts of it may be difficult to listen to.  But we welcome the wonderful Kristi!!

Special guest Jenna joins us for an amazing episode!  And now, for your weekly out of context quotes!

LMFYD, the BDSM podcast

That'll be good for our consummation - Hope you're listening mom!

So proud of GenZ

What are they gonna do, throw me out?

Wait, let me just get political for like 27 minutes

You miss the ladies!

We all da best here

I think Germany counts

Honeybruh!

When they say they're putrefying, they are not lying

I wanna be Mademoiselle X!

Here, have some out of context quotes.  We know you love 'em :

Stop and decease!

I love debranching vigorously!

Na, we're still not open

Yaaaaaaas queen, use that word!

Recondidic

My facial head-on, 1 on 1 photography phase

The NSA knows when I lived at 123 Butt St

Your wedding gift is a check for $5,000

The sport of candlefighting

a BIG welcome to special guest Ben!  And now for your out of context quotes:

Have you tried what I did, which is nothing?