Original livestreamed video: https://youtu.be/GqbPAIHzhsQ
In this episode of Awful Google Reviews we cover a variety of camps you can banish your children to so they stop playing Angry Birds on their phone and get some REAL sunshine! We also visit an unfortunate lake and Tad is challenged to taste the goo-goo juice.

This episodes hosts are: Tad, Joe and the ETERNAL SHOOTING STAR IDOL Nyaru-Chan!

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Topics covered this episode: The Blaring Joe Project, don't shake the baby, competitive monopoly, reconstituted chicken butthole, the COWBOY subway SURFER, I could care less about couldn't care less, the worst lake in Texas, baptism by waterslide, cute, crying, fish, children, the stimpky lodge, pop rock dome, its not that deep sis, getting heely's banned, farm and fleet & fleet and farm discourse, Code ninjas, my wife's Jim, cooking with SMACK, smart crypto investments, Renee from the bay, dot dot dot comma, 58:15 I swear sounds like a fart but its not, not sponsored by gatorade, cat food goo goo tubes, 1:09:18 I guess they needed 9 extra in case the daycare thought she was faking it, #1 podcast in Ghana

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Welcome to camp 'Tell-You-Boutee!' Your parents paid an exorbitant amount of money for you to be out in these woods. I hope you enjoy the SPOOKY STORIES Counselor Tad, Joe and Kirsten prepared for your first week! (By the way all of them are definitely 100% real and WILL attack if you don't clean up your trash during lunch.)

Cryptids in order of appearance: https://imgur.com/a/AjXg7uw

Talking Points: man hand hook car door, good clean teen fun, snapchat squanch, fire walk with me in the sky, cockatoo waddles, necronomicon.wikia.insane, I say vore a little too much this episode, jakes blender, fishbowl cut, take my water witch please!, trailer park boys pirates, grows nest, webp sucks, unidentified sky beasts, mongolian deathworm, Mumbo Jumo but not the minecraft one, feuding family, watch JoJo, torquewise, four states of popelick, lizardman, jersey devil, ooomommy, the story of the hodag, ancient order of the reveeting society, blue mud hills, post-diluvian dinosaurs (Tessie?!?!?)

Camp Tell You Boutee Theme @TristanAlric
Camp Logo @SaltySnip

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Sources:
Virtual Campfire with Crackling Fire Sounds (HD) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz7wtTO7roQ
N.C. Man Claims Bigfoot Sighting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F-F1QyhRSk
Cox, William T.. Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods,: With a Few Desert and Mountain Beasts,. United States, Press of Judd & Detweiler, Incorporated, 1910.
Shoemaker, H. W. (1913). Susquehanna Legends: Collected in Central Pennsylvania. United States: Bright Printing Company.
https://wisconsinlife.org/story/the-legend-of-the-hodag/
http://www.lib.lumberwoods.org/hodag/hodag.html
https://remezcla.com/lists/culture/13-terrifing-spooky-and-awesome-latin-american-horror-monsters-legends/
https://www.liveabout.com/lesser-known-us-monsters-and-cryptids-4863617
"I made it up"

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Someone said something about 4/13 being a big deal? Not quite sure what they meant by that. But what I DO know is that Tad n Joe catch up, and those morbidly obese TV people drink ketchup.
That's a little trick we in the podcast business (or, podophiles as we refer to ourselves in our community) like to employ on the reg (regular.)

Primary Goofs: We write every My 600 Pound Life episode, NFT collectible cards, entertaining a high-school boy and competitive knockout game.

(I have edited this episode to be cleaner and meaner. It was originally recorded live 4/13/2022 on Youtube.)
[https://youtu.be/35DWHoIB9Gk]

Talking Points: Snozzberries, driving, Kim Possible Phone Sex Hotline, Return of the Beluga Vagina, no gas yes banana, basement ants, or maybe basement aunts?, joke ancestry, covid capers, grandma plates, jingly key TLC, Matt Paxton, Sanpaku eyes, cat salami of films, disrespectful lemonade, sisters in coleslaw, pringles the gathering, NFT scams, cool youtube tips, wings of redemption, normal pills, 10 year reunion, the Nintendo chair, the confederacy of Sheetz, jerkin merkins, thunderbolt fantasy, midwest normal'd, what the heck lets make this viral.

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Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/

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Google Review Roundup #4!
We find 'helpful' advice from your hometown heros!

In this episode we adopt a horse! Tad also accidentally shows his for real actual credit card information. Oops!

Please let us know what you think about this format via discord/twitter/air-mail! I'd like to hear from you!

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I debut my vTuber persona...on the video version on Youtube: https://youtu.be/pjrrvwkXCO4

In this episode I duet with the fabulous (failed) idol Nyaruu-chan to talk about idol culture, vtubing, parasocial relationships, and how yaoi fanfics could bring down the Chinese government.

(Check out Nyaruchuuu's streams below! They're very funny! And good!)
👾Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/nyaruchuuu
🔴YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/nyaruchuuu
💙Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/nyaruchuuu

Talking Points: Those 'one boys', discord admins, idol culture, stans and fans, nightcore country, Joe Buck demon, Johnnies and associates, JAVing out, MomTV, kamen rider, disrespectful lemonade, 90 day fiance, BTS, lead Mcdonalds, Operation Qinglang, Babymetal dads, lemon instability, Homestuck sharpie lady, Louis CK the Minion, milk votes, Madden 2005, parasocial relationships, underground resistance, ribbons and stars, Avoiding the Puddle, anime conventions, SAHcon (dese), and boomer apps.

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(This Noyz Boyz was recorded 12/8/2021 and was streamed live on Youtube.)
https://youtu.be/eCa4-eMl_eY

I've edited the original broadcast down and cleaned up the audio to make it better for a purely audio episode. As a result some of the questions got trimmed down or cut out for audio issues or to make things flow a bit better. I kept as much of the fan questions in as I could while keeping the audio brisk enough to not feel too stale. I hope you guys enjoy this episode and have a good Christmas!

Primary questions answered: Whats up with the weird logo? Why are your 20s so unique? What did she mean by 'Meat Scientist'?

Talking Points: no longer Bachelor Tad with a bachelor pad, Hershey Park, modern arcade, Mario Bros Scripts, Nursing and IT, personal housing crisis, the Gamegrumps drama of LMTYA, actual addiction to Runescape, Hoarders, ungrateful boomers, German class in Highschool, TF2 Smissmas, stumbling to use Google Voice, cage free, fishnet ham,sweet n sour pizza sauce, the REALLY sour pizza, sucking on sour skittles, Spongebob tbh :angery:, Facebook old-posting, ARGception, Valve Potato Pack, Bubby Burger, Kamen Rider W-asted my time

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The fellas get Midwest-normal'd and watch the Super Mario Bros. Movie from 1993. A total flop turned cult classic!

In professional wrestling, kayfabe /ˈkeɪfeɪb/ (also called work or worked), as a noun, is the portrayal of staged events within the industry as "real" or "true", specifically the portrayal of competition, rivalries, and relationships between participants as being genuine and not staged.

We watched the Super Mario Bros. movie (a special workprint release that you're not allowed to have!) and had a blast! Listen in to this special Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style episode to a .mkv file that the workprint community actively tries to prevent you from having.

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The Super Mario Bros. movie came out in 1993 to an audience that was baffled, confused and unsure of what to think about the finished product. Which was exactly how everyone working on the movie felt through its history!
Tad and Joe cover the history of the super mario bros movie and the seven scripts it went through during production! It's an interesting look at what happens to a movie full of talented people doing great individual work but the danger of too much AND too little oversight!

From a light hearted princess bride fantasy film to the gritty BladeRunner-esque sets of the final release. From the swarmy one-step-from-fratricide Mario Mario to the plumbing enthusiast ladies man Mario Mario. From the light-hearted and carefree Luigi Mario to the... still carefree Luigi Mario.

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Brian and Tad pick the mind of the mysterious 'fitz' the secret man behind the M7: Escape the Matrix mask.  We elaborate on the feelings of mystery and, ironically, freedom that the game elicits in its design.  I also make a joke about Spongebob being full of cum.

No idea what we're talking about?  Check out the stream of our escape or try to break out yourself!

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► https://escapethematrix.itch.io/m7-escape-the-matrix

(btw the title of this is seven words)

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Video: https://youtu.be/RDaQ6brJaLQ

Audio of Joe and Tad's attempt to find you Helpful Hints from your Hometown Heros!

We've done this a few times beforehand on Youtube as a livestream and decided with a little adjusting this could be an enjoyable audio experience as well.  Please let us know what you think about this format via discord/twitter/air-mail!  I'd like to hear from you!

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