Episode 17: Duck describes “Wild Things,” a 1998 Denise Richards and Neve Campbell thriller with so many twists and turns you’ll feel like you’re at Six Flags, to Sarah.

Episode 16: Sarah describes “Pompeii,” in which Jon Snow and Jack Bauer face not only each other but also liquid hot magma, to Duck.

Episode 15: Duck describes “Deception,” a film you’ve never heard of starring Ewan McGregor as an incel, Michelle Williams as leggy blonde, and a jacked up Hugh Jackman as a member of an elite Manhattan sex club, to Sarah.

Episode 14: Sarah describes “Remember Me,” an R-Patz romedy that COULD have been palatable if not for its truly shocking and tasteless twist, to Duck. And oh yeah, Meghan Markle’s in it #royalty.

Episode 13: Duck describes “Collateral Beauty,” where Kate Winslet, Edward Norton and Michael Peña do some seriously f-ed up shiz to America’s sweetheart Will Smith just for a few benjies, to Sarah. P.S. Hit us up for a rap or dedication we’re STILL only charging $5 what are we crazy?

Episode 12: Sarah describes “The Place Beyond The Pines,” Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes’s IRL meet-cute, to Duck. Oh yeah and there’s more B. Coop in store so buckle up.

Episode 11: Duck describes “Now You See Me,” a.k.a. Oceans Eleven But Magic a.k.a. Jesse Eisenberg’s David Blaine Cosplay Reel, to Sarah. P.S. Hit us up for a rap or dedication we’re only charging $5 that’s a great deal.

Episode 10: Sarah describes “Venom,” a Marvel villain origin story in which Tom Hardy gets possessed by Flubber™ and Michelle Williams has to make out with his lizard tongue, to Duck. This episode also includes our first paid rap dedication. Want to buy one yourself? Only $5!

Episode 9: Duck describes “Aloha,” Bradley Cooper’s lowest moment and Emma Stone’s debut as a woman of Chinese and Hawaiian heritage (WHY EMMA WHY), to Sarah.

Episode 8: Sarah describes “Mary Poppins Returns,” in which Mary Poppins is a freaking witch and come at us if you disagree, to Duck.