Episode 7: Duck describes “Christmas with a View,” a straight-to-Netflix heap o’ holiday tropes featuring none other than Vivica A. forkin’ Fox, to Sarah. #SecondPaidAd! Who wants the next one?

Episode 6: Sarah describes “Downsizing,” a sci-fi drama that includes Matt Damon’s best mini-me impression TO DATE, to Duck. #FreeTinyMattDamon This episode also includes our #FirstPaidAd! $10 for the next one! Who wants it??

Episode 5: Duck describes “Must Love Dogs,” a 2005 rom-com featuring Diane Lane and John Cusack in which none of the principal characters own dogs or even really have any noteworthy appreciation for dogs, to Sarah. Find us and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and now also Stitcher.

Episode 4: Sarah describes “Big Miracle,” a feel good true (?) story featuring Drew Barrymore, Jim Halpert, a pod of whales, and U.S.-Russia relations, to Duck. Correction: Sarah incorrectly identifies the actor Dermot Mulroney as Rupert Everett throughout the recording. Our apologies. Find us and subscribe on Apple Podcasts.

Episode 3: Duck describes “Cherry Falls,” a sexy thriller featuring Brittany Murphy that was so good it skipped theaters and went straight to telecast on the former USA Network, to Sarah. Find us and subscribe on Apple Podcasts.

Episode 2: Sarah describes “Beautiful Creatures” — a failed attempt at the next Twilight featuring Alden Ehrenreich, Emmy Rossum, Emma Thompson, Viola Davis, and so many other people you wish hadn’t made this movie — to Duck.

Episode 1: Sarah describes “The Jungle” featuring ya boy Daniel Radcliffe to Duck.