As our Patreon listeners already know, this week we're joined by Matt Cole one last time before he goes off to build himself a chrysalis in the desert, so that he may emerge a beautiful, fat, drunken butterfly. And we've already inflicted enough nightmares on him on this show so today we're telling him a good old fashioned cowboy story. Dan Bogan started off kind of a bitch, but eventually became pretty handy with a gun and learned to hold his own. He never got a handle on his temper though, and boy did that steer him wrong. Enjoy!

Today we're talking about another badass in the sky, but not a pilot. Ben Kuroki overcame a shit ton of prejudice to get into the US military during World War 2 right after Pearl Harbor, AKA the peak of Japanese hate. But just joining wasn't enough for ol' Ben, he wanted to shoot the fuck outta some sky Nazis so he became a tail gunner. But even that wasn't enough, because he wanted to go fight the Japs too. After taking a short break to go on a Captain America tour because he was a goddamn war hero. This dude was dope, enjoy!

Today we're heading way back in time to one of the Norse countries. Everybody is kinda split on which one this dude is from, and really if they wanted it to be easy to tell them apart they wouldn't all look the same. Anyways, Rollo was one real deal ass kicker, and he made the French hate his guts for years and years. But there really wasn't much they could do about it, dude went on to become one of the most successful Norse raiders ever. Minnesota may never win a Super Bowl, but this viking racked up all the titles. Enjoy!

It's time to talk about the only Hungarian anybody has ever heard of, Elizabeth Bathory. And don't worry, this broad is just as awful and heinous as we were all told in the various stories we heard growing up. Of course, there might be some exaggeration or what not going on, but she was still a piece of shit. Though on this podcast, especially after the start to the week, she's like a breath of fresh air. So get ready for some old timey Eastern European shenanigans, and enjoy!

It's time to take a trip down to Colombia, the country known for cocaine and murder. Not to be confused with Columbia the school known for law students, which are way worse because they become lawyers.  But well, I gotta be honest, even they aren't as bad as our person today. I don't wanna spoil anything by saying what kind of crimes Luis Garavito committed but, if he hit the main line in a US prison he wouldn't last 5 minutes before being stabbed and set on fire. Damn I wish he went to a US prison. Well good luck, and enjoy!

After Tuesday's crimes against humanity episode, we thought it'd be best to do a nice lighthearted episode. Just kidding, it's more nightmares! We're talking about Robin Gecht and his Ripper Crew, named such in homage to Jack the Ripper, so you can probably guess what they did. The murders are just the start though, plenty of twists and surprises to be had when it comes to these half-smart psychopaths. And all the disgusting facts you can shake a barf bag at. Enjoy!

Welcome back, dear listeners! It's time for another trip to Russia, and guess what we found? That's right, crimes against humanity, how could you possibly guess that? Lavrentiy Beria was an especially heinous pile of shit that is responsible for the deaths of a mind bogglingly high number of people. He also single handedly propped up the flower industry in the Soviet Union in the worst possible way. So strap in while we make fun of this lumpy faced garbage monster, and enjoy!

Well, dear listeners, to those of you that have demanded more scum, this episode is for you. Francisco Macias Nguema single handedly did more damage to Equatorial Guinea than any natural disaster has done to any country ever. This dude is more fucked up than mother nature at her most furious. And boy was he crazier than a shithouse rat. He even created a new political stance that is the most paradoxical, contradictory bullshit I've ever heard, and I've watched the presidential debates before. And don't worry, there is plenty of carnage too. Enjoy!

Today's episode is a fun episode for you, dear listeners. We're headed to the frozen north of the US to talk about "Roaring" Dan Seavey. This man has committed crimes on land, sea, and ice. He's also knocked people out on land, sea, and ice. He was a bad motherfucker and he made Lake Michigan his own personal playground. So kick back and relax, there's no awful shit that's gonna drop in this episode, just good clean piratey fun. Enjoy!

We're back, dear listeners, excited to be joined again by AJ Santos for a very special episode. We're talking about the rock and roll terrorist, GG Allin. Now some of you may think you know about this man, and let me tell you, you don't know shit. Insane quotes, insane lyrics, insane song names, surprising name drops, this episode has it all. Oh yea, and plenty of violence. There's something here for everybody. Make sure your headphones are connected, and enjoy!