Today we're going way back in time to the Byzantine empire to talk about a man who hated the Bulgarians to a level that most people would still consider normal. Sure, Basil did other badass shit, like basically lead the army for decades straight in near constant battle, but what he did to the Bulgarians earned him his nickname. Though you will enjoy his full story, dude was dope. Enjoy!

Now I don't want to spoil anything about how bad of a scumbag Boone Helm was, but you don't get nicknamed The Kentucky Cannibal by being a swell guy. He was really less of a person and more of a plague upon everyone who happened to be in his vicinity. This dude loved killing, and he did it in what was essentially the wilderness so we don't even have an accurate scoreboard. We just know that every time he did anything or went anywhere, killing was involved. Enjoy!

Today we'll be taking a little trip to Jamaica to talk to about a woman so badass she's literally money. Nanny of the Maroons left Africa and showed up on the island during the time it was occupied by the British, and boy was she not happy with how they were running the show. So she decided to fuck with everything they did. And she was great at it. Between her skill as a leader and maybe some magic powers to help out, the Brits just couldn't stop her. Enjoy!

As our longtime listeners are probably aware, sometimes one of us will cover a person the other has on their list, and said person will be very upset. Today is not one of those times. Robert Berdella was on both of our lists, but boy am I glad Tim had to do the research on this guy. The Collector, as he liked to call himself was one sick pile of shit, which is why the media decided to call him the Kansas City Butcher instead. You know how much you have to suck for people in Kansas City to be disgusted? A whole lot. Anyways, enjoy!

Ugh, these two fucking guys. Look we get it, you're book smart, you fucking nerds. Nathan Freudenthal Leopold Jr. and Richard Albert Loeb planned the perfect crime. Perfect because clearly these two were going to be successful at anything they tried since they know math and shit. That's right, the perfect crime. Well I don't want to spoil how the plan goes, but suffice it to say that perfect crime, it was not, and we're going to make fun of them for it. Enjoy!

What's this? Another Russian woman who winds up being a badass soldier? They really do breed 'em different over there. Maria Bochkareva was inspired by the kickoff of World War 1 to well, go to war. Where she saw the men faltering and decided, "Well, women will do it then." And she put in some serious work. Unfortunately, if you know anything about what happened in Russia around the end of WW1, you know this ain't exactly headed for a happy ending. But enjoy!

Good news, dear listeners, today is a special two for one episode! We'll be traveling to the land of apartheid and Elon Musk's dad's slavery mine, to talk about two locals who got into some shady things. Cedric Maake and Moses Sithole either loved murder, or really hated other black people. Either way the result were the same,. a lot of bodies dropped. But hey, enjoy!

It's not often that I get to say this, dear listeners, but this French dude was fucking awesome. The Marquis de Lafayette came to America and helped us throw off the yoke of those dumb British. His reasons? He just really, really hated the English and saw it as a perfect opportunity to kill some. Hell yea, welcome to the team, Frenchie! Then he still went on and did a bunch of other shit after that. Enjoy!

Well dear listeners, it didn't take long for ol' Timmy G to take his revenge for the Mesrine episode. We're off to Japan, the land of anime, robots, and public transit gropers, to talk about Futoshi Matsunaga. His story started off seemingly pretty normal, but it didn't take long for him to become the fucking worst. And every time you think, "Surely somebody is going to stop him now," he just. Keeps. Going. I hate him. Anyways, come for the scumnut, stay for the rage. Enjoy!

It's time for a trip to France, dear listeners. Today we're talking about Jacques Mesrine, a man of many hats. Soldier, poet, bank robber, and now bane of Tim's existence (I know you monsters will enjoy all his rage this episode). Also he literally wore a bunch of hats, dude loved disguises. Anyways, this dude may be one of the ballsiest criminals we've ever talked about. He went all jetsetting around the world breaking the law whenever he felt like it, and taunting the authorities the whole time. Enjoy!