It's time to return to the high seas, dear listeners. Today we're talking about Henry Every, who was surrounded by blandly named people and badly named ships, but man was he a bad motherfucker. Sure, he did some very questionable things regarding a certain transatlantic trade system, but he also did a bunch of dope shit, so let's focus on that part. If it's good enough for the founding fathers...Anyways, enjoy!

Hello again there, dear listeners. If you can't tell by the fancy bullshit title James Scott is sporting, he's British. But looking at his picture, he's clearly got some French influence in there as well. He's one shitty European country away from being the blandest turducken. But credit where it's due, he kicked major ass on the battlefield. He rocked around for a while just killing and winning, and plowing fancy upper class ladies on the side. Then kind of has a bummer of an ending, but still had a dope life though. Enjoy!

Welcome back, dear listeners! Today we're heading off to Germany to talk about Paul Ogorzow. This shitty, little troll decided that being a Nazi just wasn't enough for him. Oh no, he wanted to be even more of a garbage person. So he used his job as a railway worker to do some, shall we say, super not cool things. He wasn't really that good at it, or even that smart. But he had tenacity. Like the Rudy of scumnuts, except nobody chanted his name, and even Sean Astin is probably taller than him. Oh well, enjoy!

It's time for another trip back to the wild west day, dear listeners. And we're talking about a man so religious and wholesome that it earned him his nickname, "Deacon" Jim Miller. That's the image he portrayed anyways, meanwhile he was basically a wild west serial killer. Just roaming the lands and shotgunning anyone he decided needed killing, which was quite a few people apparently. 

Today we have a kind, gentle soul for you, dear listeners. Just kidding, it's a colossal piece of shit. Now, Arthur Shawcross was more than just a hideous pile of mashed potatoes with the brain of a, well, potato, he was also a gross, creepy murderous son of a bitch. And yet again, police incompetence rears its head and allowed this dude to keep doing his thing for way too long. Tune in if you want to find out more about all the shenanigans Lenny Clarke's evil twin got into. Enjoy!

Happy Thanksgiving, dear listeners. Now our person today doesn't have anything to do with the holiday, but he was a lot of crazy good fun that should brighten up the holiday, whether or not you celebrate it. Frederic Ives Lord got off to a rough start with his piloting career, but man did he make up for it quickly. He went bonkers all over the sky for years. Then things got kind of weird and mysterious, and ended in a way that would give any conspiracy theorist a hard-on. Enjoy!

Today we have the ultimate example of one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. Michael Collins loved his country, Ireland, with a burning passion and wanted to see it free from English rule. So he went to work with both a rifle and a pen and fought to make that happen. Making him a hero to a lot of people. Of course, no Englishman looks at any member of the IRA, let alone a significant one such as him, and thinks "There goes my hero." They just see a fire breathing, potato eating, civilian killer. So pick a side I guess, and enjoy!

Well, dear listeners, we got a real scumbag for you today. Lonnie Franklin ran all around Los Angeles, but mostly the poorer areas, and killed a whole bunch of women. More than we'll ever know actually. Also his nickname was The Grim Sleeper, which is something an 8 year old would find cool. And to the surprise of nobody, yet again the level of police incompetence is staggering. Not a lot of winners to be found in this story, but enjoy!

Today we're returning to one of Tim's favorite time periods, the Civil War, to talk about Benjamin Grierson. This dude was fucking dope. He conquered his fear of horses to become one of the baddest cavalrymen of the whole damn war. The stuff he managed to accomplish is legitimately bonkers, and the fact that I haven't heard his story before should be a crime. Anyways, this was a real fun story, so enjoy!

Well, dear listeners, with the moratorium officially lifted, Tim has decided to bring you yet another Nazi shitbag. This time it's Otto Skorzeny, who has what I like to call resting Nazi face. Even out of uniform this guy couldn't look like anything else. Sorry Germans and Austrians, you can't have facial scars and look like regular people. You just can't. Might as well call them marks of the henchman. Anyways, he killed a lot of people and did a bunch of Nazi shit. Enjoy!