Let’s BFFR

🎙️ Episode 10: I Didn't Sign Up for This (But Here We Are) — Part 1

Let's be fucking for real…

Nobody tells you what it's REALLY like being a parent of an athlete.

The early mornings. The forgotten cleats. The travel ball tournaments. The Yeti cooler parents who somehow have matching EVERYTHING. And don't even get me started on Nationals, trading pins, or the kid on the opposing team who definitely looks old enough to file taxes.

In this episode, I'm talking about the chaos, the money, the exhaustion, and why we somehow keep showing up anyway.

If you're a sports parent who's ever:

⚾ Turned the car around for forgotten equipment
🏟️ Spent your weekends at tournaments
💸 Wondered where all your money went
🪑 Lived out of a folding chair
🙃 Pretended to understand the rules

This episode is for you.

And trust me…

I have SO much more to say.

Part 2 is coming.

🎧 New episodes every Tuesday.

Let's BFFR — because sometimes you just have to be fucking for real about it.

🎉 The Patio Series: Episode 3 — Birthday Extravaganza

It's my birthday... so naturally, we took the chaos to Chicago.

Three nights. One patio. Countless laughs. Zero organization.

Join Josh and me as we celebrate my birthday the only way we know how—by wandering through Wrigleyville, telling stories, laughing way too hard, and somehow ending up in conversations that make absolutely no sense... but also perfect sense.

This special Patio Series episode is completely unscripted, full of birthday shenanigans, random tangents, and the kind of conversations that happen when you're just enjoying life with your favorite person.

If you've ever wondered what happens when you hand us microphones during a birthday weekend... this is it.

Grab a drink, pull up a chair, and come hang out on the patio.

Because sometimes the best memories are the ones you never planned.

Follow the chaos.

Daytime Jen has a to-do list, real pants, and a wig she actually puts on. Nighttime Jen has an elastic waistband, no thoughts, and a couch she refuses to leave. They are not the same person. They have never met. And Nighttime Jen is tired of being asked to act like Daytime Jen. This episode is about the wig coming off, the bra coming off, and the beautiful, necessary art of couch rot. Listen if you've ever held a remote for 45 minutes without turning on the TV.

The Patio Series: Episode 2

Grab a chair... we're back on the patio.

This week, Josh and I are all over the place—in the best way possible. We swap vacation stories, dive into some absolutely unhinged dreams, and somehow end up talking about Fortnite. Because that's just how conversations on the patio go.

No script. No agenda. Just two people hanging out, laughing, and seeing where the conversation takes us.

So grab your favorite drink, pull up a chair, and come join us on the patio.

Because around here... you never know what we're going to talk about next.

Let's BFFR... and follow the chaos.

Ever wonder why grocery stores bring out the absolute weirdest behavior in people?

This week on Let's BFFR, I'm joined by my friend Darcie Greene as we tackle the chaos that is grocery shopping. From shopping cart criminals and people blocking entire aisles, to abandoned rotisserie chickens, self-checkout meltdowns, and the question we've all been afraid to ask…

Who's still buying pig's feet?!

We're sharing our biggest grocery store confessions, the strangest things we've ever witnessed, and the red flags that should send people straight to jail (our opinion, obviously).

If you've ever judged someone's shopping cart, hidden from someone you know, or yelled at the self-checkout machine, this episode is for you.

🎙️ Stop blocking the isle, stop being oblivious, and let's be fucking for real.

I just walked in. I'm still wearing my work bra. And you want me to hold a flashlight? Help move a couch? Sew 6 patches on your sweater for tomorrow? Swing by the grocery store? Absolutely not. This episode is about needing that 15 minute decompression, boundaries, and WHY "real quick" is a lie. Listen if you've ever been ambushed the second you walked through the door.

I don’t drive if I don’t have to. I don’t pump gas. I don’t navigate. I bring snacks and vibes—and frankly, that’s enough.

This week, I’m confessing all my Passenger Princess habits, defending my lifestyle choices, and asking the important question…

If I’m not supposed to be chauffeured around, then why is the passenger seat so comfortable?

Zero regrets. Maximum delusion.

Let’s BFFR.

Welcome to your 40s, where your knees make sound effects, random hairs appear overnight, and every trip to the bathroom feels like a gamble.

In this episode of Let's BFFR, we're talking about the weird, hilarious, and mildly insulting realities of getting older. From mystery aches and disappearing eyesight to the daily game of "why did I walk into this room?" — aging is a wild ride, and nobody prepared us for it.

So grab your readers, your heating pad, and maybe a recovery day after sneezing too hard. Let's be fucking for real about the joys of aging.

I thought I was the chaotic one. Then I saw a woman pee in a PetSmart parking lot while her child held up a baby blanket. And another woman put her HEAD through a Meijer trash can to throw up. So maybe… just maybe… I'm not the problem. This episode is a public service announcement: the world is unhinged. Also, please use the bathroom. It's right there.

This episode is for the girls shaving their legs blind in the shower, fighting for their lives with fake eyelashes, and looking like a raccoon after attempting winged eyeliner for the 14th time.

Beauty is pain.

And apparently… confusion.