Aristotle defined envy as pain at the sight of another's good fortune, stirred by "those who have what we ought to have." Bertrand Russell said that envy was one of the most potent causes of unhappiness. I'm saying that no matter how jealous you get at your best friends boyfriend, you definitly shouldn't join a racist gang and get them to beat up your rival... that's just a pretty uncool thing to have done.

Arrghh! Just when things were going so well! It looked like Alex and Mike were perfect together, like crackers and cheese. Everything was falling into place and a "happily every after" seemed like it was tucked away between the fancy crisps and the olives just waiting to be gobbled down greedily, leaving a shower of delicious love crumbs on the narrative blanket.

When suddenly, who should appea in this chapter of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com? The queen of jealousy, the green eyed monster, Mr bitter resentment: Ethan (last name unknown) rears his ugly envious head and drools FOMO all over the gay mutant picnic which is Mike and Alex's love for eachother. There's nothing that can replace Mike for Ethan though, not even Rodney, aka: Randall, aka: beefcake bully; aka the worst person in the world. No matter how big or painful his fists may be...

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and its pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!

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There comes a time in most relationships where kissing just isn't enough to effectively express your desire for one another and in this chapter of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com - Alex and Mike reach that exciting point.

However, these teens have a little more baggage than the usual highschool romance participants, so before they get down to pound town, there's some explaining to do and another trip down memory lane to the horrors of the mutant concentration camps to get them both in the mood.

You may find yourself wondering: just how mutated is Alex in the enigmatic downstairs region? What wing motions might signify a satisfying bird mutant orgasm? Will Mike find he's bitten off more than he can chew in choosing such an unconventional boyfriend? Will this new level of intimacy solidify or break the bonds of their relationship? How graphic are the descriptions of gay sex going to be? (spoiler: they're actually not that graphic).

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and its pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!

I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!

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First dates are always stressful, even if you're not going on one with a teenage mutant bird man. In this episode of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com - we get a masterclass in how to put the moves on your potential mutant mate.

It's easy to put your foot in your mouth and get mired in a tough conversation about the abuses they suffered in the mutant concentration camps but don't worry if this happens, sometimes it can work in your favour and help to build a bond of trust.

It's important to choose the right location too, you don't want to pick somewhere too exposed, where somebody might see you, out and about with a feathered freak! Why not take them to a derelict barn in the middle of an abandoned field, miles away from anywhere else? Probably best to wait until after dark too.

Definitely dismiss any worries or concerns that they express, to make them feel safe and show that you respect them! Make sure you ask some invasive questions about their appearance or physical differences and if possible fetishise them to show that your attraction is more than skin deep. Now you're ready to go in for the kiss...

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and its pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!

I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!

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Welcome back to the Let's Get Sexy Podcast! Thanks for joining me for our third story: Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com. In this first chapter, the scene is set and the major players are introduced. We learn about the harrowing reality of a world where a strange disease has changed a subset of the population into horrific (but sometimes sexy) mutant/animal hybrids! This teen drama/romance story which focuses on the struggle of two outsiders finding love together, has a few unusual tricks up its sleeve!

Our main character Mike has his interest piqued by the new boy Alex as he spreads his wings and looks for friends at a new school but not everyone is as thrilled to have such an unusual classmate! Will Alex be able to find his feet and perch comfortably in his new surroundings? What's the deal with Ethan? How has a teacher with such unapologetic predjudice been able to retian their job educating the young minds of the future? Find out by listening to this exciting episode!

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and its pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!

I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!

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Batton down the hatches for this final bombshell of a chapter, wherein Lisa and Dan are invited to attend a wedding that makes the Game of Thrones bedding ceremony look tame by comparison bringing The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com - to its throbbing conclusion! Just like the physiological phenomenon in which the penis becomes firm, engorged, and enlarged. Dan and Lisa's journey so far has been the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular, and endocrine factors, and often associated with sexual arousal, sexual attraction or libido. Just like our leading couple, erections can also be spontaneous.

What have Dan and Lisa learned about themselves during their stay at the Country Cottage? How will the experience have changed their relationship? Is there any way for them to return to a normal life after the deep and dark revelations that were revealingly revealed about Lisa's family history? Do these questions get you excited for the episode? Have I started asking things and now I don't know how to stop?

All these questions and many many more will be addressed!

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 1 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead!

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After the frightening revelation at the end of the last chapter, Dan and Lisa are forced to face up to their life choices and embrace their incestuous birthright in this chapter of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com. The uncomfortable union of old and young takes the opening of a bottle of wine to get rolling, but once a few glasses have been consumed, the foursome quickly embrace each other and the motto: "You're only as old as you feel" - which is a good deal for Richard and Judy who's hands get to grope supple young flesh but is probably a bit disappointing for Dan and Lisa who only get to feel the wrinkly old leather hides of an octogenarian couple.

Even so, everyone seems to be enjoying themselves and should we really be judging the enjoyment had by consenting adults in the privacy of their rural cottage? Yes, Yes we should. It's fine to judge this because I think it's obvious that the taboo factor created by the judgement of others absolutely makes this hotter for everyone involved. So, if you are judging this, just know that you're only making it more enjoyable for them and that they would thank you for hating it.

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 2 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead!

I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!

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A priest is a religious leader authorised to perform the sacred rituals of a religion, especially as a mediatory agent between humans and one or more deities. They also have the authority or power to administer religious rites; in particular, rites of sacrifice to, and propitiation of, a deity or deities. Breaking from tradition, the priests of the Carey Family are known for their large penis size and power to initiate sex through the placement of a sanctified hand on the buttocks; precisely the situation which Dan and Lisa find themselves in at the beginning of this chapter of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com

After a couple of beers, and a quick but comprehensive history of the cottage and its inhabitants; Dan and Lisa dive back in and enjoy a bit more family group sex. After a heroic, 4th round of orgasmic eruptions the pair decide to leave the more experienced family members to it and get an early night before the (apparently even more outrageous orgies) of the following day's wedding ceremony.

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 3 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead!

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Submarines can generally dive to a depth of around 300m. A Los Angeles-class submarine has a test depth of around 450m, but their maximum dive depth is believed to be around 675–900m. The deepest depth a submarine has gone is 10,925 metres. This extraordinary feat was achieved by the Deepsea Challenger in 2012. However, even compared to these extreme examples, Dan and Lisa are most definitely "in deep" as they enter the playpen for the first time in this Chapter of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com. With their stomachs probably still as full of dinner as their hearts are full of hope, they begin their initiation into the family by dropping their pants and joining in some good old fashioned incestuous group sex!

Hopefully by this point, you are, as I am, becoming desensitised to the shock factor of such taboos. However, I still feel it's appropriate to warn you that this chapter very much cashes the cheques that were written in the previous one. Although I am relieved to tell you that, from a reader's perspective, it was certainly no worse than what we've already heard at this point.

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 4 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead!

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As far as anties go, the only way is up and this second episode of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com certainly does not stray from the status quo in that regard. If you thought last weeks episode was a plunge into the deep end then prepare to swim out over intense darkness of the The Mariana Trench (an oceanic trench located in the western Pacific Ocean, about 200 kilometres east of the Mariana Islands; it is the deepest oceanic trench on Earth).

This latest installment takes things to uncomfortable new depths (up to 97 kilometres below sea level at its deepest) as Dan and Lisa have their boundaries tested by the Carey's twisted sense of what constitutes an appropriate expression of affection between family members and must prove that they are freaky enough to hang out with the weirdos.

Listen with increasing unease as Alice (fresh from combing a load of her brother Ted's semen from her pubic hair) interrogates Lisa about her undergarments. Gasp with indignation as Dan is put on the spot by "Mummy Carol" and her billowing motherly breasts. Fidget uncomfortably as Bob spanks his little "popsy girl" in a way which reminds her how much she used to enjoy being abused by her own father... no seriously. I know.

Still, there's no going back now! Just like Lisa and Dan, you've booked yourself into the Country Cottage and when dinner is served you're just going to have to sit down and eat up.

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 5 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead!

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Just like the Apollo astronauts who embarked on a brave and perilous journey into the unknown, by listening to the first episode of this exciting, new second series of the Let's Get Sexy podcast, you too are taking a tremendous leap of faith and I admire your fearlessness! Will you be like Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin and step out onto the surface of this new narrative - taking part in a unique and unforgettable moment in the history of humankind as you revel in the exploration of a whole new world at your feet? Or will you be like the other guy, the pathetic one who stayed in the orbiting module and who nobody remembers?

Just kidding, Michael Collins is obviously a complete hero and he would definitely be brave enough to listen to this first episode of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com, if he were still alive. May he rest in peace and if there's any justice in the world then he'll have access to all the best podcasts up there in heaven, including (obviously) this one.

In the first part of his 6 episode series we follow struggling couple Dan and Lisa (different Lisa) as they take a sexy mini-break at the country cottage where things are not quite as they seem. SPOILER ALERT: Everyone is fucking eachother!

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 6 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead!

I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!

If you would like to get in contact please email: [email protected]

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