Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This week finds the ladies more contemplative than usual. I would recommend you pause the show and start drinking before you proceed any further, sweeties. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves.

The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door.

For full episode with music, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/