Let's Make a Unicorn

Jonathan's domain name search leads to a new original character, further expanding the Let's Make a Unicorn Cinematic Universe. Levi wants to spice up your road trips. We share the secret to acquiring half-assed cis-het asshat assets.

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The best thing to do when someone mentions a startup you've never heard of? Confidently pitch their company anyway.

Jonathan takes the hard work out of creating a pitch deck by refusing to create one at all. Inspired by his childhood, Levi invents an unholy butt robot.

Levi has the perfect product for Full Moon Season (tm). Jonathan knows a lot of moms on Instagram. Special guest Jane Decker has recently adopted a dog, and somehow that leads us to a lengthy discussion about porn ads.

Friend-of-the-show Sam from Trala is back for another REAL TALK. In this episode, we ask the question, "Is 'Founder First' a good thing?" Then, we answer it, "No."

So, back on January 1st, 2021, we recorded an episode of Let's Make a Unicorn. Then, the rest of January 2021 happened. So I forgot, okay? I FORGOT. Are you happy now? I forgot we recorded it. Anyway, here it is.

So this episode ended being mostly about SPACs. It's our SPAC episode. SPACisode.

Jonathan wants to bring the r/WallStreetBets experience to everyone. Levi has a culinary revelation. Our newest listener-submitted pitch attracts an unexpected guest.

Friend-of-the-show Sam from Trala joins us for an unintentionally sleep-themed episode.

Turns out it was all Laurence Fishbourne (and always was). Levi wants you to feel perfectly at home no matter where your travels take you. Jonathan takes the hard work out of functional alcoholism.