Let's Make a Unicorn

Jonathan is prepared this time. Levi takes Coachella to the next level. We both experience a sense memory involving Smash Mouth and Creed.

Friend of the show Jane Decker shows up with a whole basket of ideas. Jonathan and Levi have some ideas, too, but they aren't as good. Together, we discover the most likely wake word for a Facebook voice assistant.

Jonathan shoots from the hip. Levi revolutionizes digital identity, but then accidentally summons an infamous Startup Founder / Mosquito Demon. We review our first listener-submitted audio pitch and give some pointers (just kidding she's better than us).

Our podcast is gaining a lot of traction (according to unsolicited sales emails). Jonathan finds inspiration in a domain name. Levi doubles down on the true purpose of mealkits: pretending you're an influencer.

Jonathan makes a big life decision. Levi takes it outside. Together, we transform the future of transportation communication information transformation.

We welcome our first guest, Sam from Trala.com! Levi makes bad reviews a thing of the past. Jonathan has a dumb idea, but Sam makes it better.

Jonathan peers into the dark future of the Doula industry. Levi makes wearing headphones *more* antisocial. We read our first listener-submitted pitch.

Jonathan democratizes bullshit. Levi revolutionizes the cocktail party. We both agree that per diem is wasted on the calm.

Levi spends a lot of time in an elevator. Jonathan explores a niche market opportunity. Both of us agree that the White People brand is pretty well fucked.

Jonathan can't find a domain name. Levi revolutionizes retail. Together, we develop the ultimate technique for engaging VC Associates: Subliminal Elon Musk.