We ended the month with a serial killer film that feels a little like Zodiac by way of True Detective Season 1. That's right we watched Marshland, a Spanish serial killer - police procedural movie to end our month of award winning films. Did we like it? Were we floored by how pretty it was? Did it scare Cyndi to death? Join us to find out. 

We watched The Secret in their Eyes. Not the American remake with Julia Roberts and Nicole Kidman. The original 2009 film from Argentina and all we can say is wow. One of the great nearly forgotten revenge movies and a film that not only won major Goya awards but won best foreign language film at the Oscars. Did we like it? Did it scare Cyndi to death? Join us to find out and enjoy this incredible movie. 

We are back and we figured what better day to drop our Shin Godzilla episode. The day the first teaser for Godzilla Minus Zero was released. Well we did it. We watched another Godzilla movie. This movie is part allegory and part Godzilla movie by way of David Cronenberg. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did. 

As things in Appalachia (and all of America) get harder and harder to navigate, your favorite podcast-couple-who break-down-horror-movies-thematically-by-month are taking a break from making episodes. We'll be back in April. Until then...

Mind the doors. 

Back to back Chan Wook Park films on the Let's Scare My Girlfriend to Death timeline. To go from Thirst to Decision to Leave is notable in the way the films overlap and are at odds with one another. There are no monsters or vampires in this film. There are no sex scenes at least not in the same respect as Thirst. However, this film has twists, turns, longing for someone you can't or shouldn't be with, and murder. If you've ever wondered what a director at the height of his powers of composition and blocking looks like then this move is for you. 

Well as we come to the end of our month of Valentine's horror we watched Thirst. That's right a South Korean vampire, romance film from the director of Oldboy. Did we like it? Was Cyndi grossed out? Did it scare her to death? Join us this week to find out. 

Hello one and all. Well we did it we finally got around to releasing our Valentine's Day episode. How did we ring in the most lovey dovey of holidays you ask? Well we watched Heart Eyes a Valentine's Day slasher that joins the illustrious list of films which includes My Bloody Valentine, it's remake, Valentine, X-ray, and Lover's Lane. 

We watched it but did we like it and did it scare Cyndi to death? Join us to find out. 

What a case of art mirroring real life. Do a month a series of movies about the cold and snow and get hit with two giant snow and ice storms. Apologies for the delay but here is our episode on Let the Right One In. 

It has cold, snow, Sweden, romance, vampires, children, and some of the best/worst haircuts we've gotten to experience in a film for this podcast. Well after the incredible mullet in Dial Code Santa Clause. We hope you enjoy this and episode as much as we enjoyed watching the movie and join us next week for Valentines Day. 

We watched The Grey Two. That's right two movies in a row set in the cold snowiness of Alaska. Except this time we are trading in vampires and the town of Barrow for wolves and the harsh unforgiving Alaskan wilderness. Poorly marketed as a movie where Liam Neeson punches wolves. However, what we ended up with was this brutal, filmic poem of sadness, masculinity, and survival. 

Did we like it? Did it scare Cyndi to death? Join us to find out. 

Hello and welcome to our first episode of 2026. We are kicking the new year off with three snow bound - extremely cold horror films. This week we start in Alaska with 30 Days of Night. A vampire movie set during a month long period of darkness that's also super gory? Yes please. 

We watched it but did we like it? Did it scare Cyndi to death? Join us to find out.