After consistent rowing renders them unnecessary, Lex is judgmental and unfair when selling his set of hand weights.

Lex pushes his children through a thrift store on a coffee table before destroying a romanticized view.

It's worth actual money to Lex to get a speaker the kids can't destroy.

Lex gets a folding exercise bike for free, leading him to explain the phenomenon that was Flow Society shorts.

On a rare day NOT riding the bus home from work, Lex makes sure the thrift store and free random garage stuff are on his way home.

Oh, you know. Just a story about Lex getting as well as selling a garden fork and nothing more.

On his way to getting shredded abs, Lex cycles through several ab machines.

Terry imbues in Lex much Sturm und Drang over a grandfather clock.

After finding some fuzzies at a thrift store, Lex is very happy with his free gumball machine.

After making things awkward at White Castle, Lex sells 179 corks.