Liches Be Crittin

Unfortunately, for this session, Violet was not able to join us, so her intrepid medusa archer was controlled by Sam.  Additionally, in this session we introduce a new alternative way of tracking initiative called “Active Initiative,” in which, at the end of a creature’s turn, it chooses who goes next, unless a creature took damage, in which case it can also take the initiative.

Time to resolve a cliffhanger!  Last we left our heroes, they were rolling initiative to take on an ambush force of strange, white furred beasts encroaching on their camp, but something tells me that won’t stop them from getting to the Necropolis and completing their labor.  What might stop them, though, are some charming creatures, a long fall and an absolute cacophony of multi-faction combat.

Ariel takes the plunge.

Eto takes a mid-fight nap.

Nausicaa debuts her new bow.

Nehmet talks to a lich.

Ylva lights up the night.

Recorded: 13/NOV/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

Unfortunately, for this session, Violet was not able to join us, so her intrepid medusa archer was controlled by Sam.  Additionally, in this session we introduce a new alternative way of tracking initiative called “Active Initiative,” in which, at the end of a creature’s turn, it chooses who goes next, unless a creature took damage, in which case it can also take the initiative.

Time to resolve a cliffhanger!  Last we left our heroes, they were rolling initiative to take on an ambush force of strange, white furred beasts encroaching on their camp, but something tells me that won’t stop them from getting to the Necropolis and completing their labor.  What might stop them, though, are some charming creatures, a long fall and an absolute cacophony of multi-faction combat.

Ariel takes the plunge.

Eto takes a mid-fight nap.

Nausicaa debuts her new bow.

Nehmet talks to a lich.

Ylva lights up the night.

Recorded: 13/NOV/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

Iona’s grove is rescued from the Evil Fucking Tree and our heroes are ready to return to the task at hand: their labors.  After a quick goodbye to Iona and to Nausicaa’s parents, the gang returns Versi to her temple and ventures back to the site of their first labor: The Mithral Forge outside of Estoria.  Volkan delivers the heroes’ commissioned items and it’s onward and upward to the final labor bestowed upon the heroes by the oracle Versi herself: to reclaim the ancient weapons of the long-dead dragonlords, entombed at the Necropolis at Telamok.

Ariel gets endless wine.

Eto explains the laws of the land.

Nausicaa has her first kiss.

Nehmet drops a story bomb.

Ylva spies some creatures in the dark.

Next time on…

Finally, a session without combat.  A session of rest, recuperation, role-play and reception of badass new gear.  Unfortunately it seems like this won’t be a trend for the Chosen of Versi, who we last saw on the brink of combat with a new and terrible foe: the Eye of Winter.  Will they make it to the Necropolis?  Or will this labor continue to elude them?

Can Ariel fly?

What is Eto willing to do for his friends?

What does Nausicaa‘s new bow do?

How will Nehmet‘s reunion with Damon be?

Can Ylva fend off a horde of wintry beasts?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 06/NOV/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

Nausicaa’s parents are safe and sound and not pigs anymore.  Thank goodness.  But their porcine predisposition perplexes our protagonists as to the purpose of their previous precognitions.  What other visions from Lutheria could prove to be true?  That is a question for another time.  Right now, a labor sits on the cusp of completion and a friend of Nausicaa’s may be in grave danger.

Ariel casts fire bolt.

Eto makes a hard call.

Nausicaa reunites with an old roommate.

Nehmet takes flight.

Ylva dishes out the DPS.

Next time on…

Well that last fight was a doozy!  Chosen heroes dropping left and right.  Hopefully they get a little breather after all of this madness.  With their plan maximizing completed tasks in minimal time, their next stop is the Mithral Mine to retrieve the weapons Volkan forged them.  Then, on to the Necropolis of Telamok to finish their third and final labor...

What would Ariel take to a desert island?

How many spears can Eto carry?

Is Nausicaa‘s “old roommate” okay?

What did Nehmet see when he died for the second time?

Is Ylva ready to see her little one leave the nest?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 30/OCT/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

With Demetria defeated and none of the heroes dead anymore, the heroes take a well deserved rest, under the careful watch of Laureus and his friends.  Their sleep, however, brings terrible visions and portents from Lutheria, surely trying to frighten them off of their glorious path.  When the heroes arrive at a town to deliver some of the rescued captives, though, they learn that Lutheria delivers on her promises.

Ariel has a happy dream.

Eto kills Jake Gyllenhaal.

Nausicaa comes out to her parents.

Nehmet breaks up with Versi.

Ylva talks to some pigs.

Next time on…

After another terrible fight, our heroes find themselves in a relatively safe place among those that would protect them.  With their downtime, though, they begin to realise that the titans are already some moves ahead of them.  Between the visions from the previous night and two labors still unfinished, it seems that time and resources are not on the side of the Chosen...

Is there booze too strong for Ariel?

Where do Eto‘s loyalties lie?

What else did Nausicaa see in her dream?

Why hasn’t Nehmet used those winged sandals yet?

What is Ylva‘s favored foe?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 23/OCT/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

Deeper in the mossy temple, the heroes find themselves in the den of a mysterious and terrible foe: Demetria.  While her connections to the party are many, none of the heroes have met her before, and certainly they will all be glad to never cross paths with her again after their encounter.  With awesome powers and numerous allies, Demetria might be the heroes most difficult battle yet.

Ariel finds an old relic.

Eto cares for a friend.

Nausicaa kills a tree.

Nehmet… dies..?

Ylva uses her Charm of Heroism.

Next time on…

Our heroes take a well deserved rest in the ancient glade beneath the mossy temple after their mortal encounter with Demetria and her minions, but their sleep might not be as restful as they would hope.  With the Horn of Balmytria recovered and numerous civilians rescued, the heroes must return the hostages to their homes, find their way back to Estoria and complete their final labor.  Many strange things happen in the Oldwoods, though.  Monsters abound and not all is what it seems...

What happened to Ariel‘s collection?

What is waiting for Eto in Aresia?

Where does Nausicaa call home?

What is Nehmet‘s relationship with Versi?

What does Ylva‘s new staff do?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 16/OCT/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

The Oldwood is regarded as dangerous for a reason.  Few who enter the dense trees come out, and those who do are often… changed.  Our heroes hope to thwart that conception by rescuing a group who found themselves captured by the most vile creatures in the land: goatlings.  They journey deep into the Oldwood to find the home of these creatures, but what they find within the dungeon is somehow even worse than these foul-mouthed fey.

Ariel slaps some sense into the party.

Eto learns to hate the twerk.

Nausicaa vaporizes a goatling.

Nehmet enters dangerous waters.

Ylva meets a new friend.

Next time on…

Winding tunnels still await the heroes as they continue their trek through the Mossy Temple, and questions eat at their minds:  What is this temple?  Where did the maenads come from? And possibly most pressing: where are all of the people they’re supposed to save?  The answer comes in a form somewhat familiar to their last night in Estoria, though the outcome is drastically darker.  The heroes were ill-prepared for this...

Why does Ariel know the name Demetria?

Does Eto have a soft spot for his new comrades?

What did Nausicaa learn while living in the Oldwood?

How can Nehmet recover his memories?

Does Ylva know what her ward is capable of?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 09/OCT/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

The Oldwood is regarded as dangerous for a reason.  Few who enter the dense trees come out, and those who do are often… changed.  Our heroes hope to thwart that conception by rescuing a group who found themselves captured by the most vile creatures in the land: goatlings.  They journey deep into the Oldwood to find the home of these creatures, but what they find within the dungeon is somehow even worse than these foul-mouthed fey.

Ariel slaps some sense into the party.

Eto learns to hate the twerk.

Nausicaa vaporizes a goatling.

Nehmet enters dangerous waters.

Ylva meets a new friend.

Next time on…

Winding tunnels still await the heroes as they continue their trek through the Mossy Temple, and questions eat at their minds:  What is this temple?  Where did the maenads come from? And possibly most pressing: where are all of the people they’re supposed to save?  The answer comes in a form somewhat familiar to their last night in Estoria, though the outcome is drastically darker.  The heroes were ill-prepared for this...

Why does Ariel know the name Demetria?

Does Eto have a soft spot for his new comrades?

What did Nausicaa learn while living in the Oldwood?

How can Nehmet recover his memories?

Does Ylva know what her ward is capable of?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 09/OCT/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

Before continuing on their perilous journey to save the world, the heroes take a well-deserved break to attend a feast that King Pythor throws in their honor.  The feast itself is quite a merry time, full of music, alcohol and a few choice declarations by the God of Battle himself.  In the waning night after the party dissipates, some of the heroes contemplate their pasts and their futures, though the morning after brings news that spurs them to quick action on their next quest.

Ariel passes out.

Eto drops some camping wisdom.

Nausicaa gets a hammer.

Nehmet joins a mariachi band.

Ylva gives a teenager alcohol.

Next time on…

With a new comrade in tow, the heroes of Versi venture further into the Oldwood to find where the vile goatlings came from.  Their reasons for this expedition vary slightly: Ariel is determined to find this Demetria for personal reasons; Eto is determined to ensure the safety of the taken children; Ylva believes that she will find her sister, or at least more answers.  What they do find, though, might surprise them...

Will Ariel get revenge?

Does Eto have any good dance moves?

Is Nausicaa jealous to not be the only archer in the party?

How many traps will Nehmet trigger?

Can Ylva speak with squirrels?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 02/OCT/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

After scouting out the solution to their sacrifice dilemma, the heroes feel confident that their night on the Rock of Estor won’t be their last night on Thylea.  While chained to the rock, they find that the followers of the titans’ cults come in all kinds, from those blind with rage, to those with a relieving sense of humor.  They also learn that their actions have started to earn them some impressive clout as the people of Estoria rally en masse to watch the sacrifice and support the prophesied heroes both with homemade fan-club attire and promises of soon-to-be-popular merchandising.

Ariel gets sleepy.

Eto does some fancy footwork.

Nausicaa gets a sponsorship deal.

Nehmet spies with his little eye.

Ylva makes a bet.

Next time on...

Now that the sacrifice is over… it’s PARTY TIME!!!  Pythor, God of Battle and immortal King of Estoria has decided to throw a feast in honor of the heroes and their flaunting of the Cult of Sydon’s plans to eliminate Anora.  The lavish party and Pythor’s gratitude are well earned rewards, but the heroes still have two more labors to complete in order to fulfill Versi’s prophecy and they just learned that one was stolen out from under their noses.  In the morning it’s back to the task at hand and possibly into the dangerous Oldwood that dominates the south-center of the island of Thylea...

Can Ariel hold her liquor?

Has Eto learned to appreciate his new companions?

How does Nausicaa fare with heavy weapons?

Is Nehmet the only one with magical insults?

Is Ylva really cut out to be taking care of a teenager?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 25/SEP/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/