Liches Be Crittin

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  • Odyssey Ch. 8: A Trial of Stone

    On this most auspicious day, the birthday of our own game master, the heroes face certain death.  Sydon, the Lord of Storms has demanded the sacrifice of Princess Anora, the only surviving heir to the throne of Estoria.  However, his envoy, Gaius, has decreed that the princess’s life may be spared, on the condition that all five of our heroes take her place on the Rock of Estor.  If the heroes perish, Thylea itself is sure to follow, but if they aid in the death of Pythor’s only living daughter, the city of Estoria may succumb to the unimpressive leadership of the God of Battle and the heroes will certainly lose some clout in the frontier city they currently call home.

    Ariel wins a staring contest with a big lizard.

    Eto finally uses his Charm of Heroism.

    Nausicaa meets an ironic fate.

    Nehmet gets stoned.

    Ylva jumps the shark.

    Next time on...

    It's hard to believe that the heroes have already managed to get called for sacrifice to the vengeful titans.  Hopefully their gambit paid off and the sacrifice will leave them with their lives.  A sacrifice of this magnitude is sure to draw more attention than the eyes of hungry gods and spiteful cultists, and who knows how the crowds of Estoria will respond to their new heroes being chained to the Rock of Estor for tribute to the Lord of Storms...

    Did Ariel just define her signature move?

    What happens when Eto drinks wine?

    How do Nausicaa's followers show their love?

    Can Nehmet lay out some non-magical vicious mockery?

    Is Ylva self-conscious about not being the only one with their face concealed?

    Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

    Recorded: 18/SEP/2020

    The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

    Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

    Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

    Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

    Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

    Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

    as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

    We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

    https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

    a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

    https://dnd.wizards.com/

    We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

    https://roll20.net/

    talking on Discord:

    https://discord.com/

    and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

    https://craig.chat/

    All audio is edited with Audacity:

    https://www.audacityteam.org/

    1 hr 21 min
  • Odyssey Ch. 7: The Playwright, Kee-Rah Pt. 2

    With their first of three great labors completed, the Chosen of Versi make their trek back to Estoria for a little bit of downtime.  Clothes lost in the mine are replaced, new, powerful weapons are commissioned and a couple of new characters about the city are met.  With the wine festival dying down and the Order of Sydon still demanding the princess’s sacrifice, the heroes’ respite will be short lived, but such is the life of a prophesied hero.  There are beasts to slay, foes to thwart and… plays to watch?

    Ariel takes the girls shopping.

    Eto hits a growth spurt.

    Nausicaa commissions a new bow.

    Nehmet mouths off to a god.

    Ylva makes everyone cry.

    Next time on…

    It seems like the Chosen of Versi are coming to a tough decision.  If princess Anora is sacrificed, the city of Estoria will surely crumble in Pythor’s hands; if Sydon is not appeased, the city will be racked with drought and razed to the ground; and if the five heroes are sacrificed, well, the future of Thylea will be grim indeed.  But then again, perhaps there is hope yet, if the heroes are clever in their next few hours.  Customs are not always what they seem and the story surely can’t end yet… can it?

    Can Ariel charm more than just wide-eyed commoners?

    Will Eto fare well all alone?

    Can Nausicaa, a medusa, be turned to stone?

    How does Nehmet take the news of his old life?

    Does Ylva know how to swim?

    Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

    Recorded: 11/SEP/2020

    The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

    Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

    Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

    Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

    Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

    Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

    as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

    We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

    https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

    a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

    https://dnd.wizards.com/

    We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

    https://roll20.net/

    talking on Discord:

    https://discord.com/

    and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

    https://craig.chat/

    All audio is edited with Audacity:

    https://www.audacityteam.org/

    51 min
  • Odyssey Ch. 7: The Playwright, Kee-Rah Pt. 1

    With their first of three great labors completed, the Chosen of Versi make their trek back to Estoria for a little bit of downtime.  Clothes lost in the mine are replaced, new, powerful weapons are commissioned and a couple of new characters about the city are met.  With the wine festival dying down and the Order of Sydon still demanding the princess’s sacrifice, the heroes’ respite will be short lived, but such is the life of a prophesied hero.  There are beasts to slay, foes to thwart and… plays to watch?

    Ariel takes the girls shopping.

    Eto hits a growth spurt.

    Nausicaa commissions a new bow.

    Nehmet mouths off to a god.

    Ylva makes everyone cry.

    Next time on…

    It seems like the Chosen of Versi are coming to a tough decision.  If princess Anora is sacrificed, the city of Estoria will surely crumble in Pythor’s hands; if Sydon is not appeased, the city will be racked with drought and razed to the ground; and if the five heroes are sacrificed, well, the future of Thylea will be grim indeed.  But then again, perhaps there is hope yet, if the heroes are clever in their next few hours.  Customs are not always what they seem and the story surely can’t end yet… can it?

    Can Ariel charm more than just wide-eyed commoners?

    Will Eto fare well all alone?

    Can Nausicaa, a medusa, be turned to stone?

    How does Nehmet take the news of his old life?

    Does Ylva know how to swim?

    Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

    Recorded: 11/SEP/2020

    The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

    Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

    Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

    Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

    Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

    Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

    as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

    We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

    https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

    a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

    https://dnd.wizards.com/

    We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

    https://roll20.net/

    talking on Discord:

    https://discord.com/

    and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

    https://craig.chat/

    All audio is edited with Audacity:

    https://www.audacityteam.org/

    50 min
  • Odyssey Ch. 6: The First Labor Pt. 2

    The Trog King’s come to collect, but can our heroes pay their due?  It seems that this one final hurdle is all that remains in order to free the Mithral Mines and complete the first Great Labor, but once liberated, what other mysteries will the heroes find in this ancient cavern?  A secret lair?  New supplies?  Another descendevator to take them even deeper into the earth?  Probably not that last one, but if the Chosen of Versi aren’t above getting their hands a little dirty, some powerful surprises might be in store for them…  In the good way, not in the ambush way.

    Ariel learns to peel other things.

    Eto is “The Jumping Ferryman.”

    Nausicaa breaks a rock.

    Nehmet gets a cool knife.

    Ylva harvests her fallen foes.

    Next time on…

    One labor down, two left to go.  With the heroes’ new found power, it seems their old foes would stand no chance!  But it seems their success has also drawn the unwanted attention of the Lord of Storms himself, or at least his impressive lackey.  The Chosen of Versi’s latest ambushers are familiar and nearly slew them last time, but perhaps this time the heroes will prove victorious.  But they still have much on their plate: two more labors to complete, the Estorian princess to rescue and Volkan’s newly liberated forge to leverage.

    Will Ariel replace her torn dress?

    How does Eto look in Estorian colors?

    Does Nausicaa pull off the pince-nez?

    Who was Nehmet before Versi?

    What did Ylva learn from Astraia?

    Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

    Recorded: 04/SEP/2020

    The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

    Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

    Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

    Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

    Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

    Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

    as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

    We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

    https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

    a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

    https://dnd.wizards.com/

    We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

    https://roll20.net/

    talking on Discord:

    https://discord.com/

    and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

    https://craig.chat/

    All audio is edited with Audacity:

    https://www.audacityteam.org/

    48 min
  • Odyssey Ch. 6: The First Labor Pt. 1

    The Trog King’s come to collect, but can our heroes pay their due?  It seems that this one final hurdle is all that remains in order to free the Mithral Mines and complete the first Great Labor, but once liberated, what other mysteries will the heroes find in this ancient cavern?  A secret lair?  New supplies?  Another descendevator to take them even deeper into the earth?  Probably not that last one, but if the Chosen of Versi aren’t above getting their hands a little dirty, some powerful surprises might be in store for them…  In the good way, not in the ambush way.

    Ariel learns to peel other things.

    Eto is “The Jumping Ferryman.”

    Nausicaa breaks a rock.

    Nehmet gets a cool knife.

    Ylva harvests her fallen foes.


    Next time on…

    One labor down, two left to go.  With the heroes’ new found power, it seems their old foes would stand no chance!  But it seems their success has also drawn the unwanted attention of the Lord of Storms himself, or at least his impressive lackey.  The Chosen of Versi’s latest ambushers are familiar and nearly slew them last time, but perhaps this time the heroes will prove victorious.  But they still have much on their plate: two more labors to complete, the Estorian princess to rescue and Volkan’s newly liberated forge to leverage.

    Will Ariel replace her torn dress?

    How does Eto look in Estorian colors?

    Does Nausicaa pull off the pince-nez?

    Who was Nehmet before Versi?

    What did Ylva learn from Astraia?

    Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...


    Recorded: 04/SEP/2020


    The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

    Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

    Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

    Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

    Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

    Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

    as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.


    We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

    https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

    a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

    https://dnd.wizards.com/

    We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

    https://roll20.net/

    talking on Discord:

    https://discord.com/

    and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

    https://craig.chat/

    All audio is edited with Audacity:

    https://www.audacityteam.org/

    47 min
  • Odyssey Ch. 5: Going Down? Pt. 2

    With most of their companions slaughtered or otherwise busy, The Chosen of Versi enter the descendevator to venture deeper into the ancient Mithral Mines to face their most dangerous challenge yet.  A vicious contraption leaves them utterly harrowed and unprepared for a duel that nearly ensures Thylea’s demise.  After coming to blows with death, the party meets a few new allies to replace those lost already on their quest to relight the forge, but an unexpected twist leaves them in a dangerous predicament…

    Ariel meets an important NPC.

    Eto loses one of his few articles of clothing.

    Nausicaa opens a door.

    Nehmet sympathizes with fire.

    Ylva gets some Hog Points.

    One beast defeated, another adopted and a new stranger rescued from imprisonment, but will The Chosen of Versi be able to overcome their unsuspected surprise?  Perhaps with the help of another unlikely ally, the heroes will survive and be able to complete their first of three great labors!  But what kind of attention is drawn by actions of this magnitude?  And more importantly: what happened to their oldest friend?

    Can Ariel party with the best of them?

    How many troglodytes can Eto dodge in six seconds?

    How far will Nausicaa go for treasure?

    Should Nehmet have known how to deactivate the trap?

    Does Ylva know how to care for a teenager?

    Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

    Recorded: 28/AUG/2020

    The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

    Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

    Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

    Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

    Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

    Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

    as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Game Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in this land, especially for those so bold as to stand in defiance of the titans, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, all of Thylea will be lost.

    We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords: https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

    a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition: https://dnd.wizards.com/

    We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop: https://roll20.net/

    talking on Discord: https://discord.com/

    and recording with a Discord bot named Craig: https://craig.chat/

    All audio is edited with Audacity: https://www.audacityteam.org/

    56 min
  • Odyssey Ch. 5: Going Down? Pt. 1

    With most of their companions slaughtered or otherwise busy, The Chosen of Versi enter the descendevator to venture deeper into the ancient Mithral Mines to face their most dangerous challenge yet.  A vicious contraption leaves them utterly harrowed and unprepared for a duel that nearly ensures Thylea’s demise.  After coming to blows with death, the party meets a few new allies to replace those lost already on their quest to relight the forge, but an unexpected twist leaves them in a dangerous predicament…

    Ariel meets an important NPC.

    Eto loses one of his few articles of clothing.

    Nausicaa opens a door.

    Nehmet sympathizes with fire.

    Ylva gets some Hog Points.

    One beast defeated, another adopted and a new stranger rescued from imprisonment, but will The Chosen of Versi be able to overcome their unsuspected surprise?  Perhaps with the help of another unlikely ally, the heroes will survive and be able to complete their first of three great labors!  But what kind of attention is drawn by actions of this magnitude?  And more importantly: what happened to their oldest friend?

    Can Ariel party with the best of them?

    How many troglodytes can Eto dodge in six seconds?

    How far will Nausicaa go for treasure?

    Should Nehmet have known how to deactivate the trap?

    Does Ylva know how to care for a teenager?

    Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

    Recorded: 28/AUG/2020

    The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

    Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

    Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

    Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

    Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

    Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

    as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Game Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in this land, especially for those so bold as to stand in defiance of the titans, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, all of Thylea will be lost.

    We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords: https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

    a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition: https://dnd.wizards.com/

    We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop: https://roll20.net/

    talking on Discord: https://discord.com/

    and recording with a Discord bot named Craig: https://craig.chat/

    All audio is edited with Audacity: https://www.audacityteam.org/

    55 min
  • Odyssey Ch. 4: Of Riddles and Roasts Pt. 2

    The hidden entrance to the Mithral Mines lies before our heroes and they are prepared to enter, but what lies within the abandoned dungeon?  Captured allies?  Endless puzzles?  A simply impolite number of giant death chickens?  Aided by Cassandra and the Lads and forever accompanied by Kyrah, they delve deep into the mines to complete their labor and oust any malcontents hidden within.

    Ariel waits for a rock to hit the bottom of a long drop.

    Eto is saved by a glitch in the matrix.

    Nausicaa learns what dogs eat for breakfast.

    Nehmet attempts surgery blind.

    Ylva lives her life without a breath...

    An elevator!?  In MY fantasy world!?  I guess so…  The gang loads into the ancient dwarven “raising-and-lowering-contraption” in order to venture further into the mine.  Death dogs, death chickens and death trog people were their obstacle on the first level of the mine, only a Dungeon Master could guess what waits for them below…  We can only hope that they are able to complete their labor and relight the Mithral Mine.

    Will Ariel meet her one true love?

    Could Eto BE less clothed?

    What has six eyes and a grudge out for Nausicaa?

    Can Nehmet talk down a member of royalty?

    Who is the little girl the centaurs told Ylva about?

    Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

    Recorded: 21/AUG/2020

    The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

    Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

    Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

    Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

    Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

    Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

    as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Game Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in this land, especially for those so bold as to stand in defiance of the titans, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, all of Thylea will be lost.

    We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords: https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

    a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition: https://dnd.wizards.com/

    We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop: https://roll20.net/

    talking on Discord: https://discord.com/

    and recording with a Discord bot named Craig: https://craig.chat/

    All audio is edited with Audacity: https://www.audacityteam.org/

    1 hr
  • Odyssey Ch. 4: Of Riddles and Roasts Pt. 1

    The hidden entrance to the Mithral Mines lies before our heroes and they are prepared to enter, but what lies within the abandoned dungeon?  Captured allies?  Endless puzzles?  A simply impolite number of giant death chickens?  Aided by Cassandra and the Lads and forever accompanied by Kyrah, they delve deep into the mines to complete their labor and oust any malcontents hidden within.

    Ariel waits for a rock to hit the bottom of a long drop.

    Eto is saved by a glitch in the matrix.

    Nausicaa learns what dogs eat for breakfast.

    Nehmet attempts surgery blind.

    Ylva lives her life without a breath...

    An elevator!?  In MY fantasy world!?  I guess so…  The gang loads into the ancient dwarven “raising-and-lowering-contraption” in order to venture further into the mine.  Death dogs, death chickens and death trog people were their obstacle on the first level of the mine, only a Dungeon Master could guess what waits for them below…  We can only hope that they are able to complete their labor and relight the Mithral Mine.

    Will Ariel meet her one true love?

    Could Eto BE less clothed?

    What has six eyes and a grudge out for Nausicaa?

    Can Nehmet talk down a member of royalty?

    Who is the little girl the centaurs told Ylva about?

    Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

    Recorded: 21/AUG/2020

    The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

    Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

    Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

    Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

    Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

    Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

    as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Game Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in this land, especially for those so bold as to stand in defiance of the titans, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, all of Thylea will be lost.

    We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords: https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

    a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition: https://dnd.wizards.com/

    We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop: https://roll20.net/

    talking on Discord: https://discord.com/

    and recording with a Discord bot named Craig: https://craig.chat/

    All audio is edited with Audacity: https://www.audacityteam.org/

    1 hr 5 min
  • Odyssey Ch. 3: To the Mithril Mines

    With their dwarven guide Kreon in tow, the heroes set out for the ancient Mithral Forge to complete their first great labor.  The road is long and many hazards await, as well as some unlikely allies.  After having met the local fauna, the heroes prepare themselves to begin the most dangerous task they’ve encountered yet.

    Ariel drives an enemy to madness.

    Eto holds council with centaurs.

    Nausicaa climbs a tree.

    Nehmet smells an ambush.

    Ylva threatens a deer.

    Next time on…

    The hidden entrance to the Mithral Mines lies before our heroes and they are prepared to enter.  With their new bandit -- err, soldier -- companions, they delve deep into the caves and hallways that have been abandoned for 500 years.  The new inhabitants aren’t exactly happy to see them, especially as they interrupt dinner!

    Will Ariel be able to stomach the stench?

    Will Eto be able to fight in the dark?

    How many chickens can Nausicaa kill in one session?

    Does Nehmet understand centaur physiology?

    Will Ylva’s battling give way to riddling?

    Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

    Recorded: 14/AUG/2020

    The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

    Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

    Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

    Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

    Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

    Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

    as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Game Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in this land, especially for those so bold as to stand in defiance of the titans, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, all of Thylea will be lost.

    We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords: https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

    a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition: https://dnd.wizards.com/

    We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop: https://roll20.net/

    talking on Discord: https://discord.com/

    and recording with a Discord bot named Craig: https://craig.chat/

    All audio is edited with Audacity: https://www.audacityteam.org/

    1 hr 19 min

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The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time. Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races. Join our heroes as they are guided through the world of Thylea. Many dangers exist in this land, especially for those so bold as to stand in defiance of the titans, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, all of Thylea will be lost.