Wait... Santa's not real?! Robyn is back with another episode, this time about all those lies we were told as kids only to find out they were totally, unequivocally false. She opens the lines and first up is treated to not only one, but two (!) stories involving pet turtles! We also hear from a few more listeners with some enthralling stories about family drama that was swept under the rug for years and years. To end the show, Robyn and Security take a trip down memory lane right back to their childhood with a fun game of Mad Libs that yields some... interesting results.

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