Okay, this one is a little unhinged in the best way. Part of this episode was filmed in the past, part was filmed in the future, and somehow Security and I still ended up doing what we do best: giving advice we may or may not be qualified to give. 

In this episode we talk:

Why this episode is confusing on YouTube: past Robyn is in a baseball cap and long dark hair and future Robyn in a jean jacket and short brown hair.

I give Security advice about a friend group where everyone talks badly about one person and he’s stuck in the middle

Security giving me advice about how to deal with someone who constantly messes up websites, flyers, cameras, and socks with holes in them and happens to be your brother.

The official calendar launch and how my mother bought TEN of them immediately.

Our billion-dollar Shark Tank idea: underwear with my butt painting printed on the butt.

The actual advice segment: Security and I answer relationship and life questions separately to see who gives better advice.

Love bombing vs real connection, bridesmaid budget drama, getting iced out at work after a promotion, and the universal truth that some men simply need to be dumped.

Mama Schall calling in mid-episode, giving producer shout-outs, and reminding us there is enough room for everyone.

Also, very important: in the comments, please let us know who gave better advice this episode. Me or Security? I already know the answer, but go ahead and confirm it. 

If you want more behind-the-scenes content, head over to Patreon: Shall We Talk 

And if you’re watching on YouTube, subscribe, like, and comment - we are still crawling our way to 10,000 subscribers.

Producer shout-outs:

Victoria, Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, Dr. Piano Man, Toni Hatinger, Veronica, and Deanna 

Calendars - www.etsy.com/RobynsBookShop

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Okay this week’s episode starts off chaotic (as usual) because we tried to open by talking about “blind people” and immediately realized… let’s pick out words better. What we meant was: Love Is Blind, and how love can make you ignore red flags the size of Times Square.

We get into my full rant on this season (Pilates guy, period guy, and why some of these men should not be allowed near a Netflix casting form)… and then we read some of your real-life dating disaster submissions from the Schall We Talk website that made us both want to crawl under the table.

In this episode we talk:

The one and only time it’s acceptable to “order for the table” (and why most people still do it wrong)

First date money rules: who pays, when you offer, and why Venmo requests are a no on first dates.

Love Is Blind: why go on a show with that title if you’re going to keep announcing your “type” every 12 minutes

The infamous Pilot story (bus change included… yes, it’s worse than you remember)

Your bad date story: the “serious foodie” who ordered for you… and then Venmo’d you $47.32 with a smiley face

And we close out with Mama Schall’s Motherly Advice of the week: if a date starts going sideways, have an exit plan and never leave your drink unattended.

If you’ve got a bad date you need to get off your chest, submit it at SchallWeTalk.com and we’ll pull more for future episodes.

And if you want the behind-the-scenes chaos that can’t always make it on air, head over to Patreon: Shall We Talk 

Producer shout-outs:

Toni Hattinger, Veronica, Deanna, Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man 

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This episode was recorded at 3:47 in the morning because I couldn’t sleep… and instead of spiraling alone, I decided to turn on the cameras and talk to you.

What started as anxiety, overthinking, and a middle-of-the-night brain spiral turned into one of the most vulnerable (and chaotic) episodes we’ve ever done. There are Reddit deep dives, surprise guests, vulnerability, laughter, and a reminder that sometimes the quietest hours bring the most honest conversations.

In this episode we talk:

• Anxiety at 3am, career uncertainty, and the pressure of “what’s next”
• Viral videos vs. feeling like nothing is happening (and why our brains do that)
• Wild Reddit stories: matching wedding dresses with your mother-in-law, fake proposals, secret double lives, and DNA tests that blew up families
• Calling Security in the middle of the night to confirm I was actually recording (and him answering half asleep)
• Surprise appearance by Dr. Piano Man in his underwear and the incredible story of how he taught himself to read, discovered libraries, and became who he is today
• Love, partnership, and why being supported by the right person changes everything
• And we close out with Mama Schall's Motherly Advice of the week

Links & ways to get involved

Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic

Patreon (bonus videos and behind-the-scenes): https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk

Patreon Producers:

Toni Hattinger, Veronica, Deanna, Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man

Produced by Security

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Hey KIDS! Today’s episode is a little different and honestly… a full rollercoaster.

Security actually did work (we’ll see how this goes) and pulled five memorable calls from my old podcast Call Waiting. I haven’t listened in over a year, so you’re getting my real-time reactions as we relive the chaos, the heart, and the “wait… did we really air that?” moments.

In this episode we talk:

Why I partnered with Betches, why the contract wasn’t great, and why I still did it anyway, the real reason we ended Call Waiting (and how it ended on good terms)

A scam story that will make you clutch your phone: DO NOT let strangers touch your phone (ever)

Overprotective Parents: the dad who wouldn’t allow sleepovers because “they’ll save THEIR kids first” (and then my flammable rope ladder logic)

The “Hercules” ex call. It’s  emotional, sweet, and the reminder that your partner should ignite your passion, not extinguish it

Halloween Ghost Stories: the top hat man… possibly Abraham Lincoln (jury’s out)

Dating Disasters: the Mexican food aftermath + cleaning frenzy + “Poop Boy” (I’m still unwell)

Thanksgiving gratitude that made us both soft: friendship love, support through grief, and why girlfriends are everything

And we close out with Mama Schall's Motherly Advice of the week:

 Know when a chapter is over. Change isn’t failure, it’s growth. 

If you want more behind-the-scenes content, head over to Patreon: Schall We Talk

And if you’re watching on YouTube: subscribe, like, and comment. We’re on the road to 10,000 subscribers and we are crawling there one person  at a time.

Producer shout-outs:

 Veronica, Deanna, Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, Dr. Piano Man, and Toni Hatinger 

Produced by: Security

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This week on Schall We Talk, we are “upping the production value”… and somehow everything gets worse.

We talk about the surprise early episode upload from last week (oops), a full spiral about whether anyone even listens to the podcast, the sweetest DM that completely turned my week around, and then… Security and I decide to bring back the old days with...

Games.

If you ever wondered what it was like growing up in the Schall house -  this is it. We break down childhood classics like Troll Bungee Jumping and Soda (yes, it was basically waterboarding), and then bring that same chaotic sibling energy into:

• Truth or Dare (featuring Dr. Piano Man and an elephant wedding entrance request)
 • A Cosmo quiz about saying “I’m sorry” too much
 • Mad Libs that absolutely spiral out of control
 • Security dressed as an old lady for no good reason

It’s messy. It’s ridiculous. It’s very Season 2.

Thank you to everyone who listens, watches, comments, and messages. When you’re starting something new, that support means more than you know.

Producer Shout-Outs:
Veronica
Deanna (confirming spelling soon!)
Susan Santoro
Thomas Ives
Dr. Piano Man

Produced by Security

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Okay friends! This is it. The wedding dress episode, and we’re giving you the full behind-the-scenes breakdown of my Kleinfeld day with Mama Schall… plus Security’s third Hinge date of January because apparently I’m running a dating bootcamp now. 

In this episode we talk:

• How partnering with Martina Liana happened (yes, I slid into the DMs)
• Why I only brought my mom - no opinions, no pressure, just vibes
• Kleinfeld’s VIP experience: private room, champagne, the iconic curtain reveal, and our consultant Brandi keeping the energy at 1000
• The moment I knew it was THE dress (and how it somehow combined all the dresses into one magical-dream gown)
• The plot twist: I’m wearing TWO Martina Liana gowns that weekend… including one for the welcome party.
• Why Dr. Piano Man saw the dress and why we’re skipping “bad luck” traditions. We’re doing what makes us happy.
• The emotional crash no one warns you about: post-dress adrenaline + a 2 a.m. spiral + the “good, you’re the bride” pep talk

And we close out with Mama Schall’s Motherly Advice of the week: think before you speak… and if someone starts a sentence with “no offense,” cut them off immediately. THANK YOU. 

If you want more behind-the-scenes wedding content (and the full dress videos), head over to Patreon: Schall We Talk 

And if you’re watching on YouTube - subscribe, like, and comment. We’re on the road to 10,000 subscribers and we are clawing our way there one percent at a time.

Producer shout-outs:

Victoria, Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man 💛

Produced by: Security

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This week on Schall We Talk, Robyn officially enters her bride era (she picked her wedding dress!) and then immediately descends into absolute cooking chaos.

Robyn heads into the kitchen to try viral cloud bread… which does not survive contact with egg yolk. Instead of giving up, she pivots mid-episode and accidentally invents a surprisingly delicious sprinkle sponge cake that may be the best thing she’s ever baked.

Along the way, Robyn answers listener advice questions, talks about love, anxiety, wedding excitement, and why sometimes messing up is exactly how you end up with something better than the original plan. Mama Schall debuts her new motherly advice segment, reminding everyone to put the phone down at night and choose peace (and sitcoms).

It’s messy, funny, heartfelt, and very on brand.

🍞 Cloud Bread (The Original Plan)

Ingredients

• 3 large egg whites
• 2½ tablespoons sugar
• 1 tablespoon cornstarch
• Food coloring (optional)

How to Make

1. Preheat oven to 300°F (150°C).
2. Separate egg whites carefully (no yolk — learn from our mistakes).
3. Whip egg whites with a mixer until foamy and starting to stiffen.
4. Gradually add sugar, then cornstarch, whipping until stiff peaks form.
5. Fold in food coloring if using.
6. Scoop onto a lined baking sheet, shape into a cloud.
7. Bake 20–25 minutes until set and lightly golden.

(Results may vary depending on yolk-related chaos.)

🎂 Accidental Sprinkle Sponge Cake (The Pivot)

Ingredients

• 3 eggs
• 2½ tablespoons sugar
• 1 tablespoon cornstarch
• ¼ cup flour
• ½ teaspoon baking powder
• Splash of vanilla extract
• Sprinkles (optional but encouraged)

How to Make

1. Preheat oven to 300°F.
2. Whisk eggs, sugar, and cornstarch together.
3. Add flour, baking powder, and vanilla. Mix until smooth.
4. Pour batter into a greased pan.
5. Add sprinkles on top (even mid-bake if the spirit moves you).
6. Bake 18–22 minutes until set.
7. Cool slightly, flip, slice, and enjoy your redemption dessert.

Links & ways to get involved

Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic

Patreon (bonus videos and behind-the-scenes):
 https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk

Patreon Producers:
Victoria (last name TBD), Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man

Produced by Security

This week on Schall We Talk, it’s all all chaos, some celebrities and tsunami sized tampons.

Robyn kicks things off with “Is this celebrity a  fact, true or false?” featuring Taylor Swift, Keanu Reeves, Ed Sheeran, Beyoncé, Christopher Walken, and more… and yes, Security absolutely tries an impression (we will not be taking questions at this time).

Then Robyn’s best friend (and returning guest) Regina DiCicco stops by for a rapid-fire game: they name celebrities and have to share a real memory or behind-the-scenes moment they’ve never told (or barely told) before. Expect stories involving Leslie Jordan, John Lithgow, Michael Douglas, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Christina Applegate, and the time Selena Gomez used their audio and they ended up on Entertainment Tonight.

Plus: Dr. Piano Man pops in mid-recording, the number 10 wins the episode, and Mama Schall calls in from Saratoga… while actively trying to get back to her card game.

Patreon Producers Shout-Out:

Veronica (last name TBD), Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man.

Produced by Security

Join Patreon: behind-the-scenes videos, livestreams, and bonus moments we can’t put in the main episode.

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Season 2 premiere! 🎉

Schall We Talk is back and we’re kicking things off with a pop culture catch-up you didn’t know you needed. After a three-week hiatus, Robyn returns to the mic and sits down with her go-to pop culture friend, Belinda, to break down everything that went down while we were gone.

From the viral Cher / Kristen Bell / Dax Shepard podcast moment, to Timothée Chalamet thanking Kylie Jenner as his “partner of three years,” to Tom Brady and Alex Earle rumors in St. Barts to the toxic celebrity 

mom group. Robyn and Belinda unpack Ashley Tisdale’s “toxic mom group” article, Hilary Duff’s husband clapping back, Meghan Trainor’s TikTok response, and why grown-up friendship drama somehow never stops being a thing.

Season 2 promises bigger conversations, more guests, and plenty of chaos — and this episode sets the tone perfectly.

Links & ways to get involved

Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic

Patreon (bonus videos and behind-the-scenes): https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk

Atlanta Show tickets: www.robynschall.com

Patreon Producers: Victoria (last name TBD), Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man.

Produced by Security

Season 1 finale! 🎉

Robyn closes out the first season of Schall We Talk with a full chaos-and-heart episode. First up, it is game time: The Newlywed Game style showdown between Mama & Papa Schall vs Robyn & Dr. Piano Man. Who knows their partner better? Who secretly hates laundry more? And who is trying to win a trip to Mallorca?

After the game, Robyn sits down and walks through the 2025 Goals List and everything this wild year held: getting an ice cream flavor named after her, raising over $30k for Ronald McDonald House, boxing ring announcing, kissing under a waterfall in Japan, doing stand up in Spanish in Madrid, cheering at Stanford, getting the key to the city, visiting the Wicked set at Kelly Clarkson, popping up on Law & Order, and of course… getting engaged and planning a wedding in Mallorca.

She also looks ahead to Season 2, talks about what is coming while the show is on break, and reminds you where to hang out with her in the meantime: tour dates, Patreon, New Year’s Eve live, and more.

Season 2 of Schall We Talk returns January 15. 💗

Links & ways to get involved

Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic

Patreon (bonus videos and behind-the-scenes): https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk

Tour tickets (D.C., Philly, Orlando, Key West, Atlanta): robynschall.com

Patreon Producers:

Victoria (last name TBD), Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man.

Produced by Security

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